How do I explain this on Judgement Day..

JBKlyde • Feb 15, 2012 6:09 pm
I think when I face God I am going to have a-lot of explaining to do. After all every careless word must be accounted for. I have created my own prison and described a very hellish world. It was nothing that people haven't already heard just a bunch of mixed words. I dunno sometimes I think that God is just mean.

qcc??
Rhianne • Feb 15, 2012 6:24 pm
He's a forgiving sort of guy. Apologise nicely, you'll be okay.
HungLikeJesus • Feb 15, 2012 6:36 pm
What about the words that are just in your head, but that you don't say out loud? Won't he zap you for those also?
JBKlyde • Feb 15, 2012 6:41 pm
I think that the verbal "recycling bin" of the mind is just a safe place to keep certain things unsaid. There's a scripture that says something to the extent of 'we take captive every thought' and make it obedient to Christ.
wolf • Feb 15, 2012 7:32 pm
Make sure you are wearing clean underwear. Nobody ever notices anything else. Really. My mom said so.
SamIam • Feb 15, 2012 8:10 pm
Be compliant about taking the meds they give you at the clinic. You'll be amazed how much happier god is going to be with you.
Griff • Feb 15, 2012 8:38 pm
The Mormons will baptize you, you're covered.
sexobon • Feb 16, 2012 1:39 am
JBKlyde;795600 wrote:
How do I explain this on Judgement Day..

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JBKlyde • Feb 16, 2012 2:44 pm
php word of the day// "religious preoccupations".. something to do with letting religion get in the way of work and sanity.
wolf • Feb 16, 2012 2:46 pm
religious preoccupation ... what they really mean is obsession. Like it's okay to be religious, but if one's religious thoughts, behaviors, feelings, get in the way of normal functioning, then it's a preoccupation.
classicman • Feb 16, 2012 2:50 pm
When all one posts about is religion and stuff ... that's when it's become a problem.
infinite monkey • Feb 16, 2012 2:54 pm
A problem for whom? His posting abnout religion and stuff has become a problem...for him? Are posts the problem or the symptom? Obsession is the problem for him, the posts can only be a problem for someone else.

Oh well, JBK, don't worry about it. A preoccupation is better than no occupation. ;)
classicman • Feb 16, 2012 3:12 pm
infinite monkey;795764 wrote:
A problem for whom?

him
His posting abnout religion and stuff has become a problem...for him?

yes
Are posts the problem or the symptom?

symptom
Obsession is the problem for him, the posts can only be a problem for someone else.

correct

Oh well, JBK, don't worry about it. A preoccupation is better than no occupation.

cute.
Gravdigr • Feb 16, 2012 3:29 pm
HungLikeJesus;795606 wrote:
What about the words that are just in your head, but that you don't say out loud? Won't he zap you for those also?


I've said for many years now "If you're thinking it, you might as well be saying it.", regarding the penalties to be paid.

Of course, the person I'm thinking it about will feel better if I keep my mouth shut.

:)
glatt • Feb 16, 2012 3:53 pm
Jimmy Carter reminded us in that Playboy interview years ago, that if you commit adultery in your heart, it's just as bad as doing it for real. And man, did he every commit a lot of adultery in his heart! (According to him.)

Seems like if you follow his logic, then the words you think are just as bad as words you say.
JBKlyde • Feb 16, 2012 4:25 pm
http://www.nami.org/

I'm going to get reinforcements.. :)