Because I'm the Dad, that's why.
End of discussion.
I steal cute puppy noses.
You're a nose picker, too, eh?
wait, did I say that out loud?
Because you like it, baby. :whip:
see the sub driving thread for more
I steal cute puppy noses.
You steal their noses? How do they smell?
Ba-dum Tssshhhh.
Thanks folks, we'll be here all week.
Try the deep-fried woodchuck in lead pellet sauce with the cordite flambe'.
Because I don't like needlepoint or counted cross stitch.
Because I like porridge.
Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to know why I'm gruel.
Because I like porridge.
Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to know why I'm gruel.
Beware of cereal killers.
There isn't a grain of truth to the rumors of my cereal killings.