They're Making a Movie of YOUR LIFE!

Who plays you?

The guy who stole PeeWee Herman's bike.

Glenda Jackson.

Patton Oswalt

The Invisible Man

John Goodman

Thom Yorke.
In a fatsuit.

This guy.

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Gwyneth Paltrow.

John Cusack or Kevin Spacey

Sylvester Q. Puddytat

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Some of the British folk might remember her from Grange Hill...

According to the face match on myheritage.com its William Hurt or James Spader. I can see it nose/chin wise and I'm prolly awesome enough to have Hurt play me.

My life movie will be done as an abstract impressionist piece in which I willb e represented by a variety of geometric shapes, beginning with some plantonic forms, becoming irregular, and near the end, some fractal clouds and sponges. Also, at one point, I will be represented by the colour burnt umber accompanied by a loud screeching noise.

ZenGum;792652 wrote:

My life movie will be done as an abstract impressionist piece in which I willb e represented by a variety of geometric shapes, beginning with some plantonic forms, becoming irregular, and near the end, some fractal clouds and sponges. Also, at one point, I will be represented by the colour burnt umber accompanied by a loud screeching noise.

I think I met you last time I had food poisoning.....

Griff;792624 wrote:

According to the face match on myheritage.com its William Hurt or James Spader. I can see it nose/chin wise and I'm prolly awesome enough to have Hurt play me.

That place says that Luke Wilson is my match. Followed closely by Alec Guinness??? Bah...

My younger daughter always matches with the actress from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. I can see it actually, we should do that genetic testing for heritage. There must be some Ghengis Khan in us.

Meryl Streep

Holly Hunter

Stockard Channing or Catherine Keener or Tina Fey.

Oliver Platt. :-)

Ernest Borgnine

glatt;792836 wrote:

Ernest Borgnine

Mmmmmmm! (is that weird?)


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I may have missed the gist of the OP. I picked women who not only had the vaguest resemblence (white, dark-haired female) I picked those who could most encompass my 'self' and my nuances. Who can truly give the audience a glimpse into the enigma that is me. :lol:

Really, I just picked dark haired actresses who I like. ;)

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And by the by...Brianna didn't even pick one for herself. I'm thinking Teri Garr.

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Griff;792704 wrote:

My younger daughter always matches with the actress from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. I can see it actually, we should do that genetic testing for heritage. There must be some Ghengis Khan in us.

Some documentary once claimed that 1 out of 200 people alive today can trace their lineage to Ghengis Khan.

The guy fathered more children than alcohol...

I think the number is MUCH higher than that.

In some parts of central Asia up to 14% of the population are direct MALE-LINE descendants, (as shown by certain features on the Y-chromosome). That is male-male-male-male only through the centuries. When you allow for the male-female variations, probably like 80 or 90 % can trace back to him in those central Asian regions. World wide, I'd say 5 to 10 pecent would be a low estimate.

He had lots of sons, they became kings and prices and lords and so had lots of sons, who became kings and princes and lords ... repeat cycle.

He may have had plenty of sons... but it's his daughters that did the birthing!

Vince Vaughn

Ally Sheedy

Kathy Bates.

Although I'd really prefer Sandra Bullock. I think she could pull off the right level of insouciant pluckiness. And besides, she's good in everything.

Morgan Freeman... I'm a chick. :p:

This movie is two hours of Morgan Freeman running away from a group of cameras. He also narrates.

today it would be Whitney Houston.

I mixed some .3 worth of vod with who knows how many vals?

Black eye, shoulder, broken toe...bump on head.

She died. I'm still here.

Thank FSM you are.
You are not on any Death Lists and I expect you to survive at least into incontinence. Which other Dwellars can tell you is not the end of the world as you know it.

And Babba?
Whitney could not have played you, even in your tanning years.






















She never had your heart.

Brianna;794643 wrote:

today it would be Whitney Houston.

I mixed some .3 worth of vod with who knows how many vals?

Black eye, shoulder, broken toe...bump on head.

She died. I'm still here.

That's quite an impressive haul of injuries! Have you considered playing hockey?

Next time you fall off the wagon, maybe wear something padded.

srsly, I hope you heal fast -in all ways :) And get a new computer. And win the lottery. And have a zillion kitties and the resources to keep them all in luxury. And get whisked off your feet by a hansome millionaire Scottish professor with leather elbow patches. But I'll settle for the healing.......