Collective nouns

Pete Zicato • Jan 25, 2012 5:58 pm
We recently had the thread with the visual pun where the answer was attempted murder -- which put collective nouns on my mind. Then I recently went looking for collective nouns for geeks. I found two that seemed appropriate

A convention of geeks (for the star trek types)

A hash of geeks (for the programming sort)

Make one up or suggest a funny one. Doesn't have to be geeks, that's just the one that was on my mind.
monster • Jan 25, 2012 6:28 pm
an infinity of nerds
Beest • Jan 26, 2012 12:57 pm
Pete Zicato;790674 wrote:

A convention of geeks (for the star trek types)

A hash of geeks (for the programming sort)
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Actually, computer types would be nerds
infinite monkey • Jan 26, 2012 1:01 pm
A buttload of poo molecules

A case of alcoholics

A pack of smokers

An orgy of sex addicts
infinite monkey • Jan 26, 2012 1:03 pm
A smatter of concerned individuals
Pete Zicato • Jan 26, 2012 2:36 pm
Beest;790858 wrote:
Actually, computer types would be nerds

Not necessarily. Geeks can imitate real people. Nerds have no social skills and can't help themselves.


Sent from my tardis 20 days from now.
Gravdigr • Jan 26, 2012 3:08 pm
An interment of Gravdigrs. Or, a plot of Gravdigrs.
Sundae • Jan 26, 2012 3:19 pm
Synchronicity!
We did collective nouns at school today. One of the tables was set the task of making up their own collective nouns.
Not my table, they had trouble identifying singular and plural nouns. Or in some cases, any nouns. Ah well.

It reminded me of when I first realised that some of the more outre collective nouns really were no different than the familiar ones.
A pride of lions. It wasn't a bisemous word, it was the same one.
It was a revelation at the time.

Anyway.
An embarrassment of Reality Stars
Pete Zicato • Jan 26, 2012 4:11 pm
Sundae;790882 wrote:

An embarrassment of Reality Stars

Perfect.
Lamplighter • Jan 26, 2012 4:18 pm
Sundae, I need a translation: "bisemous"

My on-line American dictionary did not have it, and the auto-find returned one the word "bosom"
... I already know what that word means.:)
Sundae • Jan 26, 2012 4:24 pm
I checked to make sure it was a real word I admit.
I only knew polysemous so I worked back.

Polysemous is one word which has multiple meaning despite being spelled and pronouced in the same way. Mole for example.
So a bisemous word is one which is written and pronounced in the same way but has two meanings.
infinite monkey • Jan 26, 2012 4:28 pm
S'matter with mine? :(
Pete Zicato • Jan 26, 2012 4:43 pm
infinite monkey;790909 wrote:
S'matter with mine? :(

Oops. Missed them responding to beast. The smatter one made me chuckle.
footfootfoot • Jan 26, 2012 4:52 pm
An All Y'all of Fuckers
jimhelm • Jan 26, 2012 5:11 pm
Sundae;790907 wrote:
I checked to make sure it was a real word I admit.
I only knew polysemous so I worked back.

Polysemous is one word which has multiple meaning despite being spelled and pronouced in the same way. Mole for example.
So a bisemous word is one which is written and pronounced in the same way but has two meanings.


A Homonym. homonymious.... uh.. yeah.. bisemous. sounds kinda dirty though... like there might be semen getting on something there..


A Screw of Used Car Salesmen
jimhelm • Jan 26, 2012 5:14 pm
footfootfoot;790916 wrote:
An All Y'all of Fuckers


+1 with the winnish winning, winnah.
GunMaster357 • Jan 26, 2012 5:54 pm
A score of musicians
Gravdigr • Jan 26, 2012 6:05 pm
jimhelm;790922 wrote:
A Screw of Used Car Salesmen


Hah! I'm gonna go with a drenching of used car salesmen.

Cuz, my last used car, I got soaked.
Gravdigr • Jan 26, 2012 6:05 pm
GunMaster357;790932 wrote:
A score of musicians


:thumb:
monster • Jan 26, 2012 6:26 pm
a snorkel of swimmers
a stench of jocks
an argument of recorders
a misery of dieters
GunMaster357 • Jan 27, 2012 3:00 pm
a row of oars
GunMaster357 • Jan 27, 2012 3:10 pm
a pride of gays ;)
Spexxvet • Jan 27, 2012 3:23 pm
A whole bag of sacks of shit
Spexxvet • Jan 27, 2012 3:23 pm
A puddle of poodles
Sundae • Jan 27, 2012 3:24 pm
A stink of politicians
Spexxvet • Jan 27, 2012 3:30 pm
A slimey cesspool of politicians.
Spexxvet • Jan 27, 2012 3:30 pm
A pubis of republicans
infinite monkey • Jan 27, 2012 3:34 pm
A mess of masturbators
Sundae • Jan 27, 2012 4:25 pm
A heave of offal
Sundae • Jan 27, 2012 4:27 pm
A retch of anorexics
monster • Jan 27, 2012 10:12 pm
a pocketful of general practitioners
monster • Jan 27, 2012 10:20 pm
an expectancy of Australians
infinite monkey • Jan 27, 2012 10:38 pm
monster;791218 wrote:
an expectancy of Australians


Lovely!


An online family of well-wishers. :)
monster • Jan 27, 2012 11:40 pm
A fluidity of drunks
monster • Jan 27, 2012 11:42 pm
A Scythe of Celebdeathpoolers
sexobon • Jan 28, 2012 12:51 am
A dingle of dwellars.