VANITY TAG FOR MY MOTORCYCLE

check availability here

PERSONALIZED REGISTRATION PLATE
Personalized registration plates may contain up to seven letters and numbers in combination.
[COLOR="Navy"]Motorcycle personalized registration plates may contain [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]up to five letters[/COLOR] or five letters and numbers in combination.[/COLOR]
Special characters are NOT available. NOTE: A hyphen or space is not recognized as part of the registration plate
configuration and does not count as one of the letters or numbers.
(Example: are the same plate configurations.)
An extra box is provided if you wish to include a hyphen or space as part of your configuration. Only one hyphen or
space is permitted but not both. If you do not wish to include a hyphen or space, DO NOT USE THE EXTRA BOX.
Radio and television stations may be issued personalized registration plates containing the station call letters assigned
by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC).
The Keystone does not appear on personalized registration plates.

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suggestions? (plz to check availability first)

BUTSEX is available.... but, I'm not all THAT into that.

Orgndnr


Admittedly, I dislike motorcycles. I've lost too many friends who were riding them.

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if, for some crazy reason, you don't want my name on your bike, you could put your own on there
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:p:

Here's some inspiration: fun plates

Of course, GM357 would be nice...

j helm is available. Can't get more vain than that.

I thought Tyra Banks had copyrighted 5 Head?

I can has Sundz
Which sez Sundae's to me, but might look like a launderette sign.

I can have my three initials and birth year too!
Yay, I likey.

Or COK mm

JIM-HELM

Since you edited your post this now makes no sense:

It did for me too, then I clicked on it again and it came up to an irrelevant page, then I went to the home page and found the link and it worked.

Non-persistent cookies? WTF are those? Cookies that don't hound you to eat them?

Anyway, Tyra. Fuck if I know.

and to edit the edit now it makes sense 'cause you explained it. :lol:

infinite monkey;786575 wrote:

It did for me too, then I clicked on it again and it came up to an irrelevant page, then I went to the home page and found the link and it worked.

Non-persistent cookies? WTF are those? Cookies that don't hound you to eat them?

I went back and edited - sorry.
FTR I couldn't get it to work first time, hence Infi's reply.

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....

5 letter max on a motorcycle

I saw JHELM and JIMH are both there... but... i don't really want my name on it.

Um, guys. Jim put it up there in bold blue. The number of the letter shall be five. Five, thou shalt not go beyond.

Or words to that effect.

i like 5head....

I don't think the commonwealth will let you have butsx. Or anything like that. Remember, there's an old lady in the DOT No Fun Subgroup that screens out anything amusing in vanity plates.

DONOR was my first thought.

DWELR

oooooooooooooh

I don't know WTF is up with that link. It's taken me to two different pages so far, and neither looks like a vanity plate availability checker. Also, they don't appear to like Firefox so fuck 'em.

My suggestion was VROOM.

Vr0om is there..

Google and Scrabble are your friends.

Lots of Rorschach opportunities....
"goofy" "kitty" "moose" "pilot" "pricy" "pride" "viper" "yacht"

JEZUZ
FOOL
PITY
WAFFL
PESKY
WORD
O6
O8
O9
O1O1O
01010
FOOD
ALL AVAILABLE

I think we have a winner:

:notworthy

You have to!

Except for the OH, on a PA plate. ;)

Ooops, sorry about the five letters. :blush:

acock

ok, i need 2 back up choices.... I think I'll stew on this for a week. I know me. as soon as I mail this thing, I'm gonna think of the perfect plate and have to punch myself in the eye.

DV 8

(can't use the availability checker, I assume not available.

I like D 0H aand 5HEAD too

WHALE (as in penis, but they don't need to know that)

L8ER

BIOTCH not valid
BL BSTR too long
SHIZL available

OCiFR

SUK MI

UR 1 2

TEWL

BBYE

I didn't check availabilty

I'mma assume AKIRA is taken (cookies don't work, I can't check.) But maybe AK1RA, or AKIR4?

jimhelm;786629 wrote:

ok, i need 2 back up choices.... I think I'll stew on this for a week. I know me. as soon as I mail this thing, I'm gonna think of the perfect plate and have to punch myself in the eye.

..but then, D'OH would be so approps. Since, You would be saying it before you punched yourself in the eye.

infinite monkey;786575 wrote:

Since you edited your post this now makes no sense:

It did for me too, then I clicked on it again and it came up to an irrelevant page, then I went to the home page and found the link and it worked.

Non-persistent cookies? WTF are those? Cookies that don't hound you to eat them?

Here's how you get the checker to work, the mystery was pre-solved. :rolleyes:

available:

I RUL

BUBYE

BLOOP

BOING

11I11

O PLZ

NIGGA

SOFT

PROUD

D00D

TOAD, UTOAD (just in case UTE is considering this same $20 investment)

ZO0M, Z0OM

HODOR


AK1RA (Why, clod?)

They have to be approved. I don't think NIGGA will get through.

AK1RA (Why, clod?)

She thinks you're a shapely African American female current R & B star?

Because Neo Tokyo is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E.

infinite monkey;786815 wrote:

They have to be approved. I don't think NIGGA will get through.

yes, I'd agree. not that i'd want that on my bike, anyway... lol. I just thought it was amusing that it's there. PUSSY is too....

You know someone in prison is just WAITING to make a plate that reads NIGGA or PUSSY! :lol:

jimhelm;786814 wrote:

AK1RA (Why, clod?)

srsly?

You have to ask?

[YOUTUBE]KQnw35kR6Pw[/YOUTUBE]

Classic anime about motorcycle gangs (except not really, there's way more crazy-ass shit beyond just motorcycles.) Very violent.

Holy smokes AK1RA is available in Ohio. Dibs.

Yeah, I'm against that

oh, and BORT is taken. I saw that on a silver mazda recently.
[YOUTUBE]9vihYeWip4g[/YOUTUBE]

Well, any final decision? I am not sure about a vanity plate on a bike.... It would need to be pretty profound to get on my bike.

You're going to have to sell your bike soon, anyway, to pay for your health insurance.

Now THAT'S profound. ;)

Haaaa..... they are paid for. I doubt I will sell one except to get another one.

Bullitt;786907 wrote:

Holy smokes AK1RA is available in Ohio. Dibs.

FTW!

12345

So everyone that reads it will say "That's the combination for my luggage!"

I like HODOR

Could you do CAWCK?

John Adams;787342 wrote:

12345

So everyone that reads it will say "That's the combination for my luggage!"

"Hey, wait...how does he know my password?"

2468

(motorway)

You know, JIMBO has five letters. Just saying...

P R N D L

RDRSH

BOLOX (available)

SMRT

Oh yeah! Tell me you checked and its available!

Tappy tappy tap
Sent with tapatalk
Tappy tappa tappy

edit:

you did!

you are so smart... SMRT!

that's the winner. I knew I should wait. Just yesterday, I decided to go with D 0H. I like SMRT the BST!

It's a good one! Take a picture when you get it on your bike.


Sent from my home computer

*blinks*

SMRT .. as in "Yes, 'em are .. T"? whuh?
Smar-T
smart?

Am I missing something?

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Uhh ... okay ... thanks.

Ecks-ullent!

Oh boy... A late entry


here's the final 3:

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now I just need to find my title! what the hell did i do with that already!?

I like EAD the best, myself.

EAD !!!

EAD thirdeded

? Ead?
Don't get it.

Eat
A
Dick

I thought it was some kind of pagan holiday.

That's EID.

I vote for SMRT.

EID is not Pagan.

SMRT also

pagan, not Pagan.

Heathen, y'know. Compared to Jesus.

ymmv :rolleyes:

I like EAD, but it just looks like someone's initials... unless you know me...

.... and then I'd have to explain what it meant to my Mom and my kids and stuff... I think I'm gonna be SMRT about it.

I found my title. it was in the Jeep. wtf?

YMMV

Shame KTHXBAI is too long for a bike. and that it's fookin took.

Undertoad wrote:

YMMV

Oh hell yes! Forget everything else I've said in this thread, this is the best choice.

YMMV ???

Ok WTF does it mean ??

Your Mileage May Vary

YMMV FTW!

psh..

ymmv makes it so motorcycle-centric. "oooo your motorcycle gets some mileage, more than my car... oooo". BUT. SMRT is JIM-centric. that's a statement about you, not about yer ride. :2cents:

Your Machismo May Vary?

certainly it does, but no one will read it that way.

:D

I was all for D 0H until I realized how he'd be all over the FAIL pictures if he ever laid it down.

BigV;790606 wrote:

ymmv makes it so motorcycle-centric. "oooo your motorcycle gets some mileage, more than my car... oooo". BUT. SMRT is JIM-centric. that's a statement about you, not about yer ride. :2cents:

My thoughts are that anyone who knows the term is internet savvy.
So they know the context it is used in.
They won't take it literally.
It's funny.

Of course YMMV :lol:

SMRT is Simpsons-centric.
Ha ha ha, I wonder if that chap on the bike knows his initials are the same way Homer tried and failed to spell smart! Big Idiot.

I have no proof that either of the above is true.

I told my kids that I was doing this and they suggest BAMF.

I've been away from a real computer all day though, so I don't know if its available.

Sick of my tapatalk sig

That's funny - I'm just reading a study called BAMF for Fort Detrick (Biomass and Alternative Methane Fuels).

Be A MotherFucker?

Bad Ass etc etc

It's the noise Nightcrawler makes when he teleports.

From a Dane cook bit.....

When he drives the CT2000


Sick of my tapatalk sig

Nosey Dwellars require pix of the new plate.....

I just sent away for my vanity tag today. Took me a while to get my shit together.

First choice SMRT, then D 0H, then YMMV

I expect that i will get SMRT. I will post a pic when it arrives.

:thumb:

Eckssss-ellent!

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SAAAAWWWEEETTTT !!!

HungLikeJesus;790719 wrote:

That's funny - I'm just reading a study called BAMF for Fort Detrick (Biomass and Alternative Methane Fuels).

Heh, thought the same thing.:D

:applause:

That's great jimhelm!

Cool!

Commonwealth wouldn't let you have COCK!, eh?

Cool.

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Lovely. Or is that the wrong word to apply to a manly conveyance?

And now for some tunes:


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Ultra Premium Chrome 4" Amplified Speaker sytem, with Polk SPeaker upgrade

800 Watt 4-Channel Marine Amp w/ external USB-2 charger

Rotary Dial Handlebar mount Volume control

Ground Loop Isolator - removes noise caused when charging and listening to device at same time.

Eh-xcellent!

2002 Amendment. Act 229 added section 4309. See section 21 of Act 229 in the appendix to this title for special provisions relating to promulgation of guidelines to implement Act 229.
§ 4310. Motorcycle lighting.
Auxiliary lighting may be added to a motorcycle to protect the driver, including blue dot illumination, standard bulb running lights and light-emitting diode (LED) pods and strips.

SO MOTE IT BE
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freaky!

It's kinda ghey, but I like it. Plus it's hooked to the same switch my speakers are on, so it is a visual reminder to turn that switch off when I park.

I would fall in love with you just by seeing the rear-end of your motorcycle. :)

jim, you should put up a video of you riding up and down the street or something. I wanna see you and your bike in action!

not one person has noticed and remarked on that tag yet. Most people probably think I'm seriously trying to convey that I am SMaRT. which would, of course, be stupid.

I would get it.

I would laff my ass off.

well if just ONE person laffs their ass off, it was totally worth it.

This is what I got from Penn dot for the Harley...
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I've tried, but I don't get it.

Yeah, not relevant to the bike. I do kind of see big guy. Thinking about a tag for this bike though. Ymmv is still available. Doh is gone.....

I'll let you use my sockpuppet name. It'd make a spiffy motorcycle tag. I just checked and it's available.

PA? :eyebrow:

Shhh

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5HEAD

kinda goes with SMRT?


YMMV is good

BLU4U

2SMRT (rather than SMRT2)

ICON

All available.

oops. sorry about the huge pics....


HUUGE
BEWBS
MMWMM
WWMWW
TO0L
O0OOO
C0CK (as if)
WANKR

All pretenders to NSFW which is taken; except, maybe 2LBOX with it's double entendre.

sexobon;954875 wrote:

BLU4U

2SMRT (rather than SMRT2)

ICON

All available.

I like ICON

A two pound ox? What's that make him? Paul Bunyan by comparison?

XLR8

Amanda and the kids are unanimous. LUMBR

Congratulations Jack! I'm sure someone else will appreciate you passing up PA666, which is available! :D

SMRTR is also available... Hmmmm

Gonna need another bike.

A lot of riders have a bad lumbar.

Maybe people will think I'm a chiropractor. I could make a few adjustments, a little quick cash on the side....

Chest and pelvic specialist. :blush:

Noice

Like it.

It fits