Shakespearean Insult Kit

Gravdigr • Jan 2, 2012 3:44 am
Just follow the directions.

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Gravdigr • Jan 2, 2012 3:47 am
Thou frothy, onion-eyed, canker-blossom.
Sundae • Jan 2, 2012 7:36 am
Thou spongy, knotty-pated bum-bailey!
infinite monkey • Jan 2, 2012 1:52 pm
I found my favorite, reading straight across:

Surly, rump-fed puttock!
BigV • Jan 4, 2012 7:19 pm
My favorite:

Thou crusty botch of nature (Troilus and Cressida)

You can make them up, sure. Or, you can just go steal them!

and, yes, I have the book.
Trilby • Jan 5, 2012 5:48 am
Thou mewling, fly-bitten harpy!

I have refridgerator magnets with Shakespearean insults.

"I was looking for a fool when I found you," and such.
Pete Zicato • Jan 5, 2012 5:05 pm
One of my favorite insults is from the bible: "Oh yes. All wisdom will die with you."
Trilby • Jan 6, 2012 3:50 am
Pete Zicato;785458 wrote:
One of my favorite insults is from the bible: "Oh yes. All wisdom will die with you."


Imma use that on my kids.


Stupid kids.