I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!

infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 1:14 pm
I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were.


:lol2:


I slay me.
glatt • Dec 20, 2011 1:21 pm
That's wonderful news! Congratulations!


Is what I would say if it were true.
infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 1:22 pm
No it's NOT. I'm 47 years old, single, and I haven't had sex in YEARS.

Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.
HungLikeJesus • Dec 20, 2011 1:24 pm
Maybe you're a lizard!

... is what I would never say, if you said what you didn't say.
infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 1:25 pm
Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you said.
HungLikeJesus • Dec 20, 2011 1:26 pm
Except I wouldn't have said that.
infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 1:27 pm
Sorry. Correction:

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you didn't say.
jimhelm • Dec 20, 2011 1:31 pm
you should have some sex
infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 1:39 pm
Unfortunately, I'm a bit more discerning than picking up any questionable cock that inhabits the bars and the interwebz.

Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is I'm PREGNANT...is what I would say if it were true.
footfootfoot • Dec 20, 2011 1:40 pm
Super Sex?
infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 1:42 pm
Is that what you order at McDonald's when regular-sized Sex isn't quite enough?
footfootfoot • Dec 20, 2011 2:05 pm
A hooker accosts an old man walking down the street, "Hey gramps, you want some super sex?"

He pauses and thinks for a minute, "I'll have the soup."
infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 2:07 pm
:lol:

ummmmm. soup... :yum:
Trilby • Dec 20, 2011 2:27 pm
thanks a lot, IM!!!

I've been eating a LOT of Chinese food lately and teh sodium in my blood stream nearly gave me a heart attack at your news.

so - Infini is preggers and I'm in need of a CABG.

good to know.
jimhelm • Dec 20, 2011 2:29 pm
I'm not pregnant,.....but I'm starting to show
wolf • Dec 20, 2011 2:29 pm
Well, given the time of year, and it's been about 2K years since ... you weren't visited by any angels or anything recently, were you?
Trilby • Dec 20, 2011 2:32 pm
wolf;781667 wrote:
... you weren't visited by any angels or anything recently, were you?


I thought those were just really, really great dreams.
infinite monkey • Dec 20, 2011 2:53 pm
I'm sorry. I had an immaculate conniption.
HungLikeJesus • Dec 20, 2011 3:06 pm
At least your dress is still clean.
jimhelm • Dec 20, 2011 3:14 pm
infinite monkey;781684 wrote:
I'm sorry. I had an immaculate conniption.


lollie
dungeonsandlizards • Dec 23, 2011 9:02 pm
I wish I won't get preggo again, ever. ^_^
infinite monkey • Dec 23, 2011 10:33 pm
dungeonsandlizards;782595 wrote:
I wish I won't get preggo again, ever. ^_^


You're in luck! They figured out what causes it and, better still, it's preventable!

Should this go in 'weird news'?
HungLikeJesus • Dec 24, 2011 10:56 am
I don't know if that's true. If so, then why do we have more than 7,000,000,000 people on this little planet?
infinite monkey • Dec 24, 2011 11:06 am
Don't get me startedl ;)
regular.joe • Dec 24, 2011 11:39 am
infinite monkey;781625 wrote:
I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were.


:lol2:


I slay me.


I got back to Germany off of leave about 20 years ago, about a week later I got a card in the mail that said pretty much the same thing. It was a bit scary. Thanks for the memories!
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 1:57 pm
infinite monkey;781628 wrote:
Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.


It wasn't me! is what i would say if what you said was true!

[COLOR="White"]
[SIZE="1"]although i wouldn't mind practicing making rug rats with ya![/SIZE][/COLOR]
infinite monkey • Dec 24, 2011 1:58 pm
You and what army? :lol2:
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 2:04 pm
just go to the nsfw thread! THAT army! :lol2:
monster • Dec 24, 2011 2:08 pm
infinite monkey;782774 wrote:
You and what army? :lol2:


It's a 85:15 chance, but I'mm'a hazard a guess at the right army for the business end and the left army to hold the cup.
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 2:10 pm
oh oh oh i can't let this go!

[COLOR="White"]i don't want to cum in a cup! let the left army hold the camera[/COLOR]
infinite monkey • Dec 24, 2011 2:10 pm
That's not my arm!

Well that's not my belly button!


*snicker*
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
that's not my arm either! (it's my pinky!)
infinite monkey • Dec 24, 2011 2:35 pm
ARGH.

btw, how was TSO, plt?
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 2:52 pm
it was not what i expected to be honest. but in a good way mind you. i had no idea that it was a Christmas story with a narrator that has a truly great voice. i filmed the opening. i will upload it to youtube and post it. had a marvelous time! i highly recommend going to see them!
infinite monkey • Dec 24, 2011 3:25 pm
I've heard them a lot on the radio. Pretty popular in these parts.

It's nice music. I don't know a lot about them.

But you reminded me of these guys!

[YOUTUBE]2Fe11OlMiz8&ob[/YOUTUBE]
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 3:31 pm
i'm the second one on the left!

great video!
infinite monkey • Dec 24, 2011 3:37 pm
My sis in law had these guys for the holiday fundraiser at my old job. I'm no fundraiser go-er to-er, but they were a hit!
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 4:12 pm
here we go, upload process took too long. in fact i had to call zip to get the address as i still cant view it. anyway...here we go....

[YOUTUBE]0DhCpZI663Q[/YOUTUBE]