I be callin' shopped.
There's no way to put those toes on over other toes, unless they hang out the front and don't do anything.
At a guess those are size 11(US) mens foots, and you'd have to be a women's 6 1/2 narrow to wear them.
There's no way I can pass those off as real on these legs. Laces aside...
Is it misplaced vanity to say the my feet look so much better than those? :D
You'd have to walk pretty far to find feet that ugly.
But I bet your feet are lovely, Pete. ;)
Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their feet.
So that's what's happening to our homeless. :eek:
Perhaps this jacket is more attractive . . .

Eww. Now I'm thinking of Silence of the Lambs.
He should've bought a mohair jacket.
Not a nohair jacket.
I see.. Full usage of the homeless.
He looks pretty underneath that meat suit, can we get a before pic???