World Map of the Penis (NSFW?)

Think we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's.
This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for.

There are no graphic images, labeled NSFW due to title...
For entertainment purposes only.

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LOL, at first I was like WTF? What planet am I living on?

Then I realised it's in centremetres. :lol:

Ha - me too. I was like oh shit! Did a doubletake as well.
I think only the merkin dwellars will see it that way.

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Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.

Once the restaurant gets going we'll probably serve breakfast too. Specialty? Doughnuts. As many as your waiter can carry. (I hope you weren't hungry.)

Thanks, I'll be waxing creative all life. Try the humility, and don't forget to give yourself a tip ('don't bother' preferred.)

I guess that map puts Micronesia in a new light.

infinite monkey;776700 wrote:

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

classicman;776746 wrote:

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

Weiners?

classicman;776746 wrote:

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

I knew somebody would beat me to it. :lol:

Seriously, I came up with this tongue in cheek idea years ago and have oft repeated it. I'm certainly not one to pursue something like that but I hoped somebody would!

What's it called? Is it a franchise? Website?

Ohhh, I shall be targeting all dark green areas for future trip planning and Adult Friend Finder profiles .....thanks Classic :)

infinite monkey;776761 wrote:

What's it called? Is it a franchise? Website?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/restaurant-aims-hooters-women-220255967.html

yeah, that's in Korea. I'm not going that far for lunch.

we need one here in the states. I like Infi's idea - but I'm NOT having the doughnuts.

Yeah, I'm not concerned that someone in South Korea stole my idea, or that it's too late to do something way better over here.

Come on, you people of gumption and planning and unlimited funding: help me start my idea!

infinite monkey;776700 wrote:

Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.

Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?

classicman;776693 wrote:

For entertainment purposes only.

Don't let the pope hear you say that.

And...

I always thought the letters to that magazine were made up. Now I know they are at least exaggerated!

monster;777007 wrote:

Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?

We prefer you sauce your own weiner. However, besides your regular condiments, we have our house Special Sauce. It's way better than the Big Mac's Special Sauce.

I think a burger is in order. I'll call it an Average Mac. Or Adequate Mac?

DucksNuts;776765 wrote:

Ohhh, I shall be targeting all dark green areas for future trip planning and Adult Friend Finder profiles .....thanks Classic :)

Actually I am happy to stay away from those areas.
My plans to visit Ecuador are cancelled.

Don't need no broom poking my womb!

monster;777007 wrote:

Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?

Yes, but it's called man-aise.

:D