Cellar Advent Calendar 11

monster • Nov 30, 2011 8:20 am
Because it's almost the 1st in Aus and because I wanted to use this pic elsewhere and yet not waste a calendar op.....

Deer Family,

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limey • Nov 30, 2011 8:46 am
Oh splendid!
Trilby • Nov 30, 2011 9:31 am
YAY!

One of my favorite things!!
footfootfoot • Nov 30, 2011 9:41 am
w00t w00t w00t!
jimhelm • Nov 30, 2011 10:20 am
huzzah!
wolf • Nov 30, 2011 10:28 am
hooray!
infinite monkey • Nov 30, 2011 10:34 am
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Clodfobble • Dec 1, 2011 3:59 pm
Awesome. Your advent calendar is my favorite part of the holiday season.
monster • Dec 1, 2011 8:31 pm
no pressure or anything, eh? :lol:

We can't find the disc with the photo editing software I like, I'm totally hating this paint.net and gimp......... but I have ideas man... so I'm just living with poorly implemented versions.

Away this weekend, who knows if the hotel Wifi will actually be useable..... (and I didn't preprepare them -still hoping for the holy grail-disc to appear.......)

So no breath-holding mmmkay? :lol: Back Sunday, Go Storm and Lightning! No, not intentionally themed.....
infinite monkey • Dec 2, 2011 8:41 am
Clodfobble;776965 wrote:
Awesome. Your advent calendar is my favorite part of the holiday season.


I got this joke! I read the post yesterday and thought "clodfobble isn't typically an underliner" and I note underliners because I always think it's a link.

You were INTERJECTING! Wow! Darn! (generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma if the feeling's not as strong, Yow.)

I noticed last night. I was like OH! Yes!

(At least I think it was your intention?) :p:
Clodfobble • Dec 2, 2011 10:45 am
I just wanted to make sure it was crystal clear how awesome I think the advent calendar is. :)
Nirvana • Dec 2, 2011 1:54 pm
Its not the holidays without it! :thumb:
monster • Dec 3, 2011 1:15 am
;)
ZenGum • Dec 3, 2011 4:17 am
:lol: had to look closer.
monster • Dec 4, 2011 7:31 pm
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monster • Dec 6, 2011 11:54 pm
Oh yeah, I can see how I'm letting everyone down with missing a few days...... :rolleyes: You wanted a santa hat on the car?
Trilby • Dec 7, 2011 6:39 am
MOAAR!!!!
monster • Dec 7, 2011 6:54 am
:lol: I'll try to get back onto it this evening. I hate my current "photoshop program. can't find the disc witht he old one, though
monster • Dec 7, 2011 10:21 pm
Deck, The Helms -with boughs of Holly.....

....and a beveled sill

...and a partridge in a pear tree......
monster • Dec 7, 2011 10:45 pm
╒lint! ╒lint! What is this?
classicman • Dec 7, 2011 10:45 pm
very nice
monster • Dec 7, 2011 10:47 pm
...I think I'll do two a day until i catch up.....
glatt • Dec 8, 2011 8:28 am
monster;778684 wrote:
╒lint! ╒lint! What is this?


It's a ƒucking metal bar!
BigV • Dec 8, 2011 11:10 am
glatt;778737 wrote:
It's a ƒucking metal bar!


Correction:

It is a metal ƒucking bar.

Make a note.
Undertoad • Dec 8, 2011 11:19 am
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you all are awesome
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
monster • Dec 8, 2011 11:33 pm
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zippyt • Dec 8, 2011 11:48 pm
Oh Man This is Too Gooderer!!!!!
monster • Dec 9, 2011 12:28 am
This calendar are on Jamaica time. Soon come, but right now i is chillin'.
DanaC • Dec 9, 2011 5:22 am
sit you down girl, get yourself a little rice an pea.
BigV • Dec 9, 2011 11:15 am
monster;778928 wrote:
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Exceedingly clever!
jimhelm • Dec 9, 2011 11:17 am
The Helms are pleased by their appearance in the Vaunted Cellar Advent Calendar. (CAC)

A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

Thankyouverymuch, Thankyouverymuch.
Clodfobble • Dec 9, 2011 12:11 pm
I like the side-by-side of the ladies' shirts. Nice boobs all around. Well done!
Sundae • Dec 10, 2011 3:52 pm
Horrid.

But it's a true like-for-like comparison, and I know it.
If I met Lola I would feel the same - dainty flower vs flower-crushing gone-to-seed Amazon.
Amazon with low slung breasts.

I hated the comparison and it stuck like a fishbone.
Because I saw the awful difference.
Awful to me. And something I try to put out of mind.

No criticism implied Monster - the photos are out there and were posted with no conditions.

Look forward to moar - the calendar is always funny with great references.
I love the Cellar's in-jokes, they smell like belonging.
monster • Dec 10, 2011 7:00 pm
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monster • Dec 10, 2011 7:02 pm
I see F|int's vanity search fails him..... ;)
monster • Dec 10, 2011 8:00 pm
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monster • Dec 10, 2011 8:32 pm
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monster • Dec 10, 2011 9:20 pm
Sundae;779324 wrote:
Horrid.

But it's a true like-for-like comparison, and I know it.


um, no, not a comparison. A unison. ANd not horrid either.

If I met Lola I would feel the same - dainty flower vs flower-crushing gone-to-seed Amazon.
Amazon with low slung breasts.


The rest of us see two nice -but different- racks and and a cool link between them. There was no comparison, except in your mind. No-one is perfectly happy with their lot

I hated the comparison and it stuck like a fishbone.
Because I saw the awful difference.
Awful to me. And something I try to put out of mind.


you are the only person making a comparison. FFS get over yourself. Skinny girls would kill for boobs like yours, you'd like to be skinnier. Grass is always greener.

No criticism implied Monster - the photos are out there and were posted with no conditions.


None taken. But FFS get a fricking grip. The pic was a demonstration of the awesomeness of both of you and Big Sarge and the power of the cellar. But you chose to make it all about you and how fucking awful it is for you not to be the person you are in your dreams......

Ever thought about just enjoying life as is? Rather than constantly checking how your enjoyment ranks to others'?
ZenGum • Dec 11, 2011 3:31 am
:smothersentirethreadwithhugsandkisses:


I love the idea of a monkey signal. If the cellar crashes, the (geographically) nearest dwellar can shine a special laser-pointer through Undertoad's window to cast a monkey signal on the ceiling. Brilliant.
Undertoad • Dec 11, 2011 11:49 am
We have this already! The tip mug pays for a monkey signal that connects to the Cellar every 10 minutes and sends me a TXT if the system is down.
classicman • Dec 11, 2011 2:59 pm
Or I could email you... BTW, Verizon had and outage yesterday in the Philly area.
It wasn't the cellar, nor my comp. It was them.
Undertoad • Dec 11, 2011 3:24 pm
Don't email, the Signal will tell me before you do.
Sundae • Dec 11, 2011 3:27 pm
monster;779374 wrote:

None taken. But FFS get a fricking grip. The pic was a demonstration of the awesomeness of both of you and Big Sarge and the power of the cellar. But you chose to make it all about you and how fucking awful it is for you not to be the person you are in your dreams......

Actually I did get a fricking grip. It just took me a few more sly views.
That was just how I felt at the time.
I loved my rack for years - really. Growing up flat-chested meant it was something I gloried in. It's just that in the last 3 years it's headed south and is something new to come to terms with.

You're probably right in that many people wouldn't see it the way I do.
It's something to work on.
I got over my revulsion at having ptosis in approx 35 years... this shouldn't take as long ;) (ptosis smilie)

I honestly didn't realise it came across as "all about me".
It is a fun picture.
And as no-one else joined my wailing wall I call no harm no foul.

And as you say - it's evidence of Big Sarge's largesse. Something I would never intentionally overshadow.
monster • Dec 11, 2011 6:53 pm
You are so loved Sundae, just the way you are.... the only one who's on the fence about that is you...... :)
Sundae • Dec 11, 2011 6:56 pm
Oh! It's a fence pole up my arse, not just a stick!

Thank you x
ZenGum • Dec 11, 2011 6:59 pm
UT, I want that txt to activate a lamp which shines a toad emblem on the wall. These things have to be done properly. ;)
Pete Zicato • Dec 11, 2011 11:02 pm
ZenGum;779502 wrote:
UT, I want that txt to activate a lamp which shines a toad emblem on the wall. These things have to be done properly. ;)

I think there's an app for that.
Big Sarge • Dec 12, 2011 12:28 am
I'm saying this while trying to hurt anyone. Hopefully I won't burn in hell for my attempt. Lola is a cutie for sure, but it is Sundae that I believe is the most beautiful woman in the world. Not just because of her physical attributes, but because what is inside her.

Sundae, you are the woman my girls try to copy. Lola Bunny, I don't mean to slight you in anyway
Aliantha • Dec 12, 2011 12:51 am
I can understand how you might have felt that way Sundae. I probably would have had the same thoughts myself if I were compared to lola. lol lolalol. lol Now I'm just amusing myself. hehe

Anyway, I'm glad you're ok about it. Sometimes it sucks, but plenty of people like a bit of meat on the bone anyway. ;)
Lola Bunny • Dec 12, 2011 1:26 am
Big Sarge;779532 wrote:

Lola Bunny, I don't mean to slight you in anyway


It's no biggie. I think Sundae is a beautiful person too. :)
monster • Dec 12, 2011 8:41 am
Now it is all about me...... :lol:

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monster • Dec 12, 2011 8:41 am
Look at this, i nearly caught up and then they went and started another day on me..... grrrr......
monster • Dec 12, 2011 4:44 pm
Will it spin?

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zippyt • Dec 12, 2011 6:19 pm
Hah HA !
Good one !
monster • Dec 12, 2011 8:48 pm
did you look real close....?
monster • Dec 12, 2011 10:26 pm
up to date... for at least 90 minutes here....

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classicman • Dec 12, 2011 11:25 pm
Awesome! go have a[COLOR="White"]nother [/COLOR]beer.
HungLikeJesus • Dec 13, 2011 12:24 am
For Dec. 12th, I get the stones with faces reference, but who are the people in the drawing?
classicman • Dec 13, 2011 12:39 am
Thats all of us/you/them from a few years ago. A dwellar collage, I think it was called.
Aliantha • Dec 13, 2011 12:52 am
Hmmm...who did that? I don't see myself anywhere. Must have been during 'the bad years'. lol
classicman • Dec 13, 2011 1:06 am
I'm guessing '08.
Now Imma try and find it.

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ETA
Damn that was quick. It was '09
jimhelm • Dec 13, 2011 1:14 am
crazy. I was just showing that thread to my new lady friend the other day. I was able to name all of the faces except shawnee. i got it now, but i couldn't figure out who she was that night. and now, i see capn howdy, and that other guy that looks just like him, and can't remember HIS name. edit: spudcon... lol. memorieeeees.....

I should dust off the wacom and update the thing. I still owe richlevy and bluecuracao entries.
infinite monkey • Dec 13, 2011 8:53 am
I told you. ;)
BigV • Dec 13, 2011 4:50 pm
Dear Sundae

Late, posting anyway.

Lola Bunny wrote:
[Quote=Big Sarge]Lola Bunny, I don't mean to slight you in anyway

It's no biggie. I think Sundae is a beautiful person too. [/QUOTE]
I'm think like Sarge too. No offense intended Lola.

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Sundae • Dec 13, 2011 4:55 pm
V that is the first time I saw that.
Thank you so much.

And to everyone else.
I'll try to rein in my self-hating x
BigV • Dec 13, 2011 4:57 pm
*tips cap*

Ma'am.
monster • Dec 13, 2011 5:16 pm
I think that would have been better in a PM. :2cents:
BigV • Dec 13, 2011 8:21 pm
monster;780058 wrote:
I think that would have been better in a PM. :2cents:


This is done.

Kinda.
monster • Dec 14, 2011 12:56 am
DEC 13: Hammerheads? meh.....

.Arrowheads all the way, baby......
Elspode • Dec 14, 2011 1:05 am
Moldavite dolphin arrowhead?
monster • Dec 14, 2011 9:05 am
It just needs a couple of googly eyes....
infinite monkey • Dec 14, 2011 9:15 am
I have one googly eye I can give. Of course, then my catigami will be completely blind.
monster • Dec 14, 2011 7:45 pm
buıʞuɐןd

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Elspode • Dec 14, 2011 11:57 pm
FTW!
monster • Dec 16, 2011 12:27 am
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classicman • Dec 16, 2011 12:29 am
Awesome!
zippyt • Dec 16, 2011 12:52 am
HA HA !!
Griff • Dec 17, 2011 5:43 pm
You maka me laugh!
monster • Dec 17, 2011 10:18 pm
December 16 2011:

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Elspode • Dec 18, 2011 1:30 am
Haiku? Gesundheit!
Clodfobble • Dec 18, 2011 8:39 am
Hooray for emo Christmas trees!
Trilby • Dec 18, 2011 8:44 am
I wept.
infinite monkey • Dec 18, 2011 8:46 am
Shebus wept.

I forgot to get out my CB C Tree this year.

More adventz!
monster • Dec 18, 2011 7:53 pm
Nearly caught up again...

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monster • Dec 18, 2011 8:45 pm
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Undertoad • Dec 18, 2011 9:08 pm
*snicker* *guffaw*
Nirvana • Dec 18, 2011 9:21 pm
Bwahahahahahah! :lol:

snort
zippyt • Dec 18, 2011 11:27 pm
good Job Mon !!!
ZenGum • Dec 19, 2011 2:37 am
Splendid!
monster • Dec 19, 2011 8:38 pm
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jimhelm • Dec 19, 2011 8:45 pm
Oh wow. That's beautiful.
monster • Dec 20, 2011 7:01 pm
Which Dwellar was this?

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HungLikeJesus • Dec 20, 2011 7:27 pm
The taller one or the shorter one?
monster • Dec 20, 2011 8:04 pm
The shorter one.
monster • Dec 20, 2011 11:18 pm
Jackie ChanHookah!

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Elspode • Dec 20, 2011 11:28 pm
Away in an oven, sauerkraut for a floor,
Mary's a sausage, but she's still God's whore.
The wisemen are hotdogs, this building's not lean
We're Jews, this is bacon, man this is unclean...
Elspode • Dec 20, 2011 11:28 pm
Lochaim! And my apologies to those who will inevitably be offended.
ZenGum • Dec 21, 2011 12:36 am
:lol: at you both. Bravo!
monster • Dec 22, 2011 5:19 pm
The cellarsuperstar led the three superheroes to the birthplace of Baby Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Papa Dalek was pleased with the Invisible Man's offering of Stella.

Virgin Cock was apprehensive yet serene as Skelly offered his gift of Sheldon's nuts.


BFSM was most blessed by Gnomey, who brought... bacon.

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blessed be the bacon for it is very yummy.

RAMEN[SIZE="2"][/SIZE]
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limey • Dec 22, 2011 5:49 pm
Oh my! That was quick work!
monster • Dec 22, 2011 5:57 pm
:D
monster • Dec 23, 2011 9:08 am
Nobody has guessed vintage dwellar yet...
jimhelm • Dec 23, 2011 9:29 am
i've seen that picture before.

just cant remember who it is. bullit?
monster • Dec 23, 2011 9:35 am
nope
jimhelm • Dec 23, 2011 10:25 am
sleeve dallas?
Sundae • Dec 23, 2011 11:31 am
Excelllent work, Monster.

Glatt?
glatt • Dec 23, 2011 11:32 am
bingo
Sundae • Dec 23, 2011 11:50 am
It's the forehead - and being a handsome child.
glatt • Dec 23, 2011 12:28 pm
aw shucks
:blush:
monster • Dec 23, 2011 7:02 pm
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monster • Dec 24, 2011 11:45 pm
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Sundae • Dec 25, 2011 2:45 pm
Congratluations on the thread well made.
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
glatt • Dec 25, 2011 2:57 pm
Yes, this was another outstanding advent calendar.
monster • Dec 25, 2011 3:11 pm
Thank You :)

Happy There-is-no-school-and-no-businesses-are-open-so-I-can-clean Day :D
wolf • Dec 26, 2011 1:51 pm
Awesome!
Griff • Dec 28, 2011 1:26 pm
I thought of monster when I opened my new t-shirt.
classicman • Dec 28, 2011 2:20 pm
Awesome!
monster • Dec 28, 2011 5:01 pm
hehehe I might get in trouble for driving that truck, though...