November 30th, 2011 Tattoo? F U!

Nirvana • Nov 29, 2011 11:15 pm

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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zippyt • Nov 29, 2011 11:42 pm

And yet another reason NOT to get a Tattoo

ZenGum • Nov 29, 2011 11:54 pm

:lol: ... ow!

And how does she know it ISN'T a scene from Narnia? Did Mr Tumnus never $#!% in the woods?

Lamplighter • Nov 30, 2011 12:38 am

If true, it was a mean-spirited, infantile, terrible thing to do.
A midnight radical-circumcision, at the artist's discretion, is in order.

jimhelm • Nov 30, 2011 1:26 am

That stinks! What a Shitty way to get even. I wouldn't take that kind of crap.

Ok...I'll stop... I am pooped from making shitty puns anyway.

Trilby • Nov 30, 2011 3:31 am

I don't think that's real.

it sure don't look shiny - like a freshly laid tat usually does.

I call bullsh**

:D

ZenGum • Nov 30, 2011 6:04 am

"No, no, no. I said back that shit up".

Seriously, if this is real, tattoo dude is in trouble, and I think could be done for assault. A contract signed when one party is drunk is invalid on grounds of diminished responsibility.

ogwen69 • Nov 30, 2011 7:53 am

The humour on here is going down the pan. I mean, it's not like we're flush with quality jokes?

infinite monkey • Nov 30, 2011 8:20 am

If we could see her fece I'd be more convinced.

wolf • Nov 30, 2011 10:23 am

People get some stupid shit tattooed on themselves. Why not a heaping pile of shit. Heck, a friend of mine has bubbles coming out of her ass.

She started with a nice cherub, and it went downhill from there, especially while she was dating a tattoo artist.

DucksNuts • Dec 1, 2011 2:48 am

I think thats awesome.

Im disappointed its not real

sandypossum • Dec 1, 2011 8:21 am

Reminds me of this story:

CaliforniaMama • Dec 1, 2011 10:32 am

wolf;776668 wrote:
People get some stupid shit tattooed on themselves. Why not a heaping pile of shit. Heck, a friend of mine has bubbles coming out of her ass.

She started with a nice cherub, and it went downhill from there, especially while she was dating a tattoo artist.

Oooh, bubbles!

That inspires me.

Maybe some milk drips on the tits?