Beautiful Women: An Observation

Everyone can date the prom queen... some just have to wait til she's four sizes larger, divorced, and bitter.

She was a party girl, stayed up til the small hours
Now she's embarrassing and everybody laughs
At the girl with the face that could drive her baby wild
Now wasn't she the child with everything?

You should have seen her with her head held high
Now what do pretty girls do?
She used to be the apple of his eye
Now what do pretty girls do?
She went through such a lot and never even learned
That even pretty girls can get their fingers burned

She's got a cabin in a town upon the border
She gets in trouble with the local law and order
Everybody's happy when she isn't at the door
She sends out invitations to everyone
They don't come
(And the phone ain't ringing for her now)

You should have seen her with her head held high
Now what do pretty girls do?
She used to be the same as me or you
Now what do pretty girls do?
Well they get older just like everybody else
She never thought she'd have to take care of herself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcP91pQgDsg

Now there's an uplifting thought to start the day :(

I prefer to think of it like this
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So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce.
Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted.

How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about?

And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge :)
Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful.

Which, frankly, having seen photos of you at various ages, with various looks, including those lovely glam shots, is fucking surreal.

I've been doing a lot of thinking about my 'Glory Days' lately.

I think I'm heading for some kind of mid life upheaval.

Stay tuned!

Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic. :eyebrow:

I did that in HS. I saw him about 10yrs later and he still looked just as good then.

God I thought the sun rose and set in him back then. He was the one of all the HS boys that I would have married I reckon. We did date a few times after school had finished, but it kinda fizzled out. I can't even remember why, but he's the one I always wonder about.

Everyone has one of those don't they?

"Everybody always secretly hates the prettiest girl in the room." Ani Di Franco.

Anyone with the balls to ask the pretty woman out has a chance. Those who don't ...don't.

there is a chance that she might be just as pretty inside.....

Aww, Jim, you're smitten with this new girl, ain't ya? :D

Oh and don't bother learning any Ani Di Franco songs. It only impresses a certain type of girl, and that type is lesbian. :smack:

I have been declared to have "lesbian credibility", though. That took Ani, Melissa Etheridge and the Indigo Girls.

that was SO not the point.

I've never had the balls to ask the SUPER hot ones out.... I was just saying,... they don't get asked a lot. cuz regular dopes like you and me go... uh,..yeah.. so far out of my league that she'd laugh in my face.... and never try.

I married the girl who was WAY out of my league. I was a joe just getting out of the Army after 9 years, with no prospects but to work on the cook line in a restraint in Monterey and surf all morning.

18 years later we have grown to become great friends, the sex is still HOT...I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay. I'm finally getting to have some prospects about myself and she's still with me. Oh yea, we are growing old and out of shape together. It's not such a big deal, it's more important that we show love for each other.

Sundae;773667 wrote:

So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce.
Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted.

How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about?

And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge :)
Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful.

DanaC;773671 wrote:

Which, frankly, having seen photos of you at various ages, with various looks, including those lovely glam shots, is fucking surreal.

I'm with Dana here. Sundae - you're gorgeous. So many guys here say so - you just don't hear the compliments, do you?

infinite monkey;773678 wrote:

Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic. :eyebrow:

Exactly.

I gained a lot of weight (about 50 lbs) with both pregnancies (and then lost it) but second hubby thought I wasn't losing it fast enough.

Our first dinner out post-baby (without the baby - our first grown up evening out in MONTHS) and just as I'm about to swallow a mouthful of beer (ah! finally after MONTHS!) he said, apropos to nothing, "So, when are you gonna lose the weight?"

I cannot tell you how hard that hit me. I wanted to throw up, my throat constricted and tears filled my eyes even though I was willing myself to be calm. That ruined the evening for me.

Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"


I am nearly 50, post two pregnancies, post menopausal, post chemo and post breast surgery. Go fuck youself, buck-o.

:crone: and proud of it.

Brianna;773841 wrote:

.. :crone: and proud of it.

You can send Big Sarge a T-shirt with that smilie and the words "Protected by Brianna" on it.

Bri - Thats just shows you what an asshole he was/is.
I couldn't imagine any real man saying something like that. smh.
My ex gained about the same after three kids and although I wasn't thrilled, I never ever said a thing about it. What a dick.

I find it kinda funny that on facebook I have been reconnecting with a lot of old classmates from HS. We all got old, we all gained weight, many have grey hair, many of the guys even lost hair. Even that one girl who everyone thought was the hottest thing around and was gonna be a model and all that - to see her now - you'd never know.

limey;773822 wrote:

I'm with Dana here. Sundae - you're gorgeous. So many guys here say so - you just don't hear the compliments, do you?

I appreciate them here.
But anyone can take a flattering photo.

Maybe it's too ingrained now for me to change my mind.

Sundae - STFU and listen to them, REALLY LISTEN and hear what they are saying.
Let go of that BS you have floating in your mind. Its WRONG. You are a beautiful person.
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Skip to 7:25 (I don't know how to do that thingy.)

If you don't watch any of my videos, watch this one, starting at 7:25.

It was partly done because of the flack Delta Burke was getting for gaining weight.

People should be ashamed.

"I don't see receding hairlines, the beginnings of pot bellies and crow's feet...I just see the beautiful faces of old girlfriends and sweet young boys who used to stand on my front porch and try to kiss me good night..."

Beauty.

I was going to say something funny, but I think it would have only been funny to me.

regular.joe;773750 wrote:

I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay.

Now that right there is sexy. With the right person this is all you need. Well, for foreplay that is.

I'm totally stealing that joe.

thanks brother!

I always thought you were beautiful Sundae. I looked at the pics you posted to the NSFW thread more than once. That took guts. I also appreciate the pink hair and the 'this is my style so f**k off' attitude.

Big Sarge isn't your only fan. Relax and enjoy life.

regular.joe;773750 wrote:

I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay.

Hold on to her like grim death!!

Brianna;773841 wrote:

Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"

:lol2:

The super smoking hot ones are usually single for a reason, not always just because the guys are too scared to ask them out.

I dont wait for guys to ask me out anymore, if my really obvious flirting is not working, I take matters into my own hands.

Then again, ever since I got unmarried, I havent held a steady relationship for more than 12 months.

so far, this is what worked for me: go to a different country then the one you are born in.

in canada i was a burly tall dark curly haired man with a rythmical accent and a sexy stubble face...















in israel i'm a fat guy.

get my point? and no, there are no exceptions - everyone is exotic somewhere in the world, and you'll find yourself a good bunch of leagues over wherever you are used to be standing.