With enormous apologies to Sandy Possum, but I'm astonished
this hasn't been done before. Maybe it was too painful to pass on :thepain: ?
They don't come out with the poop.
They come out of the tiniest hole, which is why they hurt so much.
You can easily pass a shit like a stone.
Well, I have anyway.
But the idea of anything other than fluid coming out of your tuppence (or pee-po) is horrifying!