Flying Rhinos

Cool! Rhinos are cool. Flying rhinos are cool, to benefit the rhino.

I like rhinos.

+5 difficulty for inverted flight.

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?

This new technique in removing rhinos from dangerous situations is gentler than previous methods, according to Dr. Jacques Flamand, World Wildlife Fund project leader. "The helicopter translocations usually take less than ten minutes, and the animals suffer no ill effect," he said in a statement. "All of the veterinarians working on the translocation agreed that this was now the method of choice for the well-being of the animals."

I'm skeptical...
My Lab yelps if you pull her legs up while she's laying on her back.
How would the rhino complain, even if it is only 10 min (of pain).
I think if I were the rhino, I'd prefer a stout harness with holes for my legs and naughty bits.

I'm not mad, and I won't cry...