I eat my salad with chopsticks

jimhelm • Nov 10, 2011 12:18 pm
That's just how I roll.
Clodfobble • Nov 10, 2011 12:26 pm
I eat my sushi with a salad fork. That's just how I caesar.





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jimhelm • Nov 10, 2011 12:47 pm
you have pleased me
infinite monkey • Nov 10, 2011 1:45 pm
I eat my salad with chopsticks


Ouch. Don't they splinter when you chew them?

Me, I like pine bark and gravel in my cereal.
Sundae • Nov 10, 2011 1:45 pm
I eat my peas with honey.
But since he left I eat them alone.
infinite monkey • Nov 10, 2011 1:51 pm
Young lady, eat every bean and pea on your plate!
GunMaster357 • Nov 10, 2011 2:22 pm
jimhelm;771655 wrote:
I eat my salad with chopsticks


And how do you get it tossed? :rolleyes:
jimhelm • Nov 10, 2011 2:37 pm
Grape jelly
DanaC • Nov 10, 2011 2:48 pm
Sundae;771691 wrote:
I eat my peas with honey.
But since he left I eat them alone.


*snort*
Gravdigr • Nov 10, 2011 4:36 pm
infinite monkey;771689 wrote:
...Me, I like pine bark and gravel in my cereal.


Oh, you fucking privileged kids with your pine bark!! We didn't get no pine bark! When we got home from our jobs of licking the street clean, we were lucky if we even had cold bowl of gravel.
infinite monkey • Nov 10, 2011 4:38 pm
"Your pine bark, your Zima, your Dan Fogelberg..."

Actually, my dad worked in the Pine Bark factory. He got to bring home the days sweepings.
BigV • Nov 10, 2011 5:37 pm
jimhelm;771718 wrote:
Grape jelly


stay away from the nutella. [COLOR="Sienna"]it's a trap.[/COLOR]
HungLikeJesus • Nov 10, 2011 9:49 pm
That's funny - I'm just now eating my tater tots (tm) with chop sticks.

They're perfect for dipping.
monster • Nov 10, 2011 9:52 pm
Chopsticks rock. They leave the other hand totally free for beer.

wait, you Merkins already had the one-handed fighting irons thing mastered.....
HungLikeJesus • Nov 10, 2011 9:58 pm
Hang on, chop sticks take two hands.

Two sticks, two hands.
monster • Nov 10, 2011 10:00 pm
You must be a grown-up Thor.
HungLikeJesus • Nov 10, 2011 10:05 pm
Well, I do have a hammer.
monster • Nov 10, 2011 10:10 pm
Do you hammer in the morning?
Clodfobble • Nov 10, 2011 10:13 pm
monster wrote:
Chopsticks rock. They leave the other hand totally free for beer.


As opposed to forks, which... require two hands?
monster • Nov 10, 2011 10:21 pm
monster;771860 wrote:
Chopsticks rock. They leave the other hand totally free for beer.

wait, you Merkins already had the one-handed fighting irons thing mastered.....


Clodfobble;771881 wrote:
As opposed to forks, which... require two hands?


You had premature rejeculation? We brits use a knife in the other hand....
HungLikeJesus • Nov 10, 2011 10:23 pm
Keep in mind that forks didn't become popular in the UK until introduced by McDonald's in 1997.
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