Cool/Funny Sports Photos
Got a cool and/or funny sports pic? Dump it here.
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I don't know who the guy in red is, the guy on the (our) right is Muhammad Ali. And back there in the next row? That would be a Ray Leonard, of the Sugar variety.
Spinx used to use his face to tire opponents, maybe is was beat up boxer day at the stadium... although Sugar Ray still looks like he has it together.
Where Is Leon Spinks Now:
Spinks was reportedly homeless just over a decade after winning the heavyweight title. Later, after getting divorced, he briefly lived in a shelter in his native St. Louis. He's been a greeter at Mike Ditka's restaurant in Chicago. He also helped start a gym in Detroit and did assorted odd jobs in California.
More recently, he was living in Columbus, Nebraska and working at a local YMCA and McDonalds. He was also volunteering at an after-school program for youth.
sad.
Wow. That is awful. Is it Leon in the pic?
Not from what I saw. My guess is that its just some guy who wanted his pic taken with Ali.
Eather Bootsy Collins or Flavor Flav , I Believe
Damn Zippyt - It is Bootsy Collins!!
Wow Zip you are gooood! Now youtubing Bootsy. cool funk
Bootsy Collins recorded an original track for
NBA Jam back in the early 2000s. I didn't get to sit in on the sessions myself, but my two coworkers reported back that he was a very mellow, cool guy in person. A career musician who didn't let the fame go to his head.
I was all set to holler bullshit, but...
Damn if it ain't.
Vitali Klitschko knocking the slobber outta Shannon Briggs.
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I started to post this pic in the Dallas Cowboys thread, but I thought it might seem like a jab over there, so I put it here. I love the look on Jerry Jones' face.
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I like the guy/kid on his right.
There's nothing in the rule book that says in invisible man can't play hockey!
That would be one sneaky power play!
Former Miami University star and current Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is taking a beating on Twitter for the hat he wore to a postgame press conference following Pittsburgh’s overtime loss to Denver in Sunday’s AFC wild-card game.
Here are some of the funnier (clean) Tweets we’ve seen about Big Ben and his hat:
@SarahSpain: Apparently Big Ben’s got a 1920′s murder mystery dinner to attend after this presser.
@DeLaNate: Ben may have single handedly just killed the fedora fad. At least he did something right today.
@EddieMcClintock: Ben Roethlisberger; Big Man. Big head. Small hat.
@sidmanlaw: I wonder if #Roethlisberger got Steelers-branded lederhosen and a tankard when he bought that hat. #oktoberfest anyone?
@Elisemenaker: Big Ben murdered Professor Plum in the dining room with the candlestick.
http://cincinnati.com/blogs/sports/2012/01/08/twitterverse-reacts-to-roethlisbergers-hat/
I bet nobody said those things to his face, though.
Or any professional (american) football player. They're all giants!
Two things:
1. Ben [Strike]Rothels[/Strike] [Strike]Rothilsb[/Strike] Big Ben would make a fantastic heavy in a Dick Tracy/Last Man Standing/Road To Perdition/Give 'Em Hell Malone-type flick.
2. Kojak called. He wants his hat back.
I wonder if his windshield scar sticks out after playing?
Ya can't hit what ya can't see.
I had this ready, then forgot it on his damn birthday.
Happy (belated - Jan 17) 70th Birthday Muhammad Ali!!
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Ali's calves are bigger than George Harrison's thighs.
I think the crowd response was awesome.
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I reckon that kid plays cricket too.
(catches get the batsman out, and only the wicketkeeper ("catcher") wears gloves. The rest are barehand.)
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How wild is this? The ball goes in the guy's shorts!! And Phil still parred the hole!
Also Phil Mickelson was very cool to sign a glove for the guy, I thought.
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Phil, you rock!
You're doing it wrong.
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A pic I took at a Cincinnati Cyclomes game.
I see three spectators looking at the fight with grins on their faces.
And I see cloned 3 space aliens trying to blend in with the crowd in the first row. But if they are all going to wear the same human body suit, they should stand father apart from one another.
The Edgar suit is at the cleaners.
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It's called insanity, Johnny.
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Yeah, yeah, short holes. But any way you look at it, that little girl put a (roughly) 1.5" ball into a 4.25" hole that was (for the shorter of the two) almost 200 feet away!
Twice, in one round.
Amazing! That's so cool. My dad didn't get back into golfing like he wanted until about 10 years ago, but he's since had two holes-in-one.
For a girl that age to do that? In one round? Unbelievable! When she gets older I hope she stays that good. Bigger person, bigger courses. Because she will be legendary.
Fight night at MSG.
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Lizzy Musi, daughter of NHRA racer Pat Musi, goes for a wild ride at the ADRL Spring Drags III at Bristol, TN, and takes out an (thankfully) unattended camera.
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Lizzy Musi is hotter than a lit match, btw.
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I hope she as a scantily clad himbo to help her reverse the car after the burnouts. Just for equality's sake.
Having just re-watched this clip for the 50th time seems like...
At the very end of the clip, how many times does the announcer say the phrase "Head's up."?
Maybe "heads up" is Tennesseean for "emergency services please deploy".
Justin Bethel. 60 inch vertical. If there's anything else to say, I don't know wtf it'd be.
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Lavarn Harvell rearranging Tony Pietrantonio's face. And ears.
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Justin Bethel. 60 inch vertical. If there's anything else to say, I don't know wtf it'd be.
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That is impressive hops, for sure.
Not to split hairs, but I would measure an effective vertical by what you are able to reach--overhead, not by how tight you can tuck your heels. (This is based on the assumption that the purpose of a vertical is to do awesome slam dunks, like over dudes heads and what-not. By no means the only reason to develop a vertical--it's just the only thing I ever did with it.)
Yeah, I mis-spoke. The vid referred to it as a box jump...we called 'em table jumps when I was in school.
Maybe ya can't tell without the Crown Royal hat, but, that's Troy Tulowitzki getting, uh...
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...I'm not sure what's going on there.
A night after a foul ball by teammate Dexter Fowler struck near his left knee, Tulowitzki returned to Colorado's starting lineup Tuesday against the San Francisco Giants despite some soreness in his leg.
Tulowitzki had yet to see a replay of the incident - and isn't sure he'd want to watch one anyway. He said he'll still stand on the dugout steps - something he has done his entire career - before he's on-deck but will certainly do more to shield himself.
''Maybe not like on the top, top step,'' Tulowitzki said. ''I've been standing up there forever. But I guess all it takes is one time.''
Colorado knows the injury to its star shortstop could've been far worse.
Fowler sent a line drive into the Rockies' dugout along first base in the eighth inning of San Francisco's 3-2 victory Monday night. After being examined by athletic trainer Keith Dugger, Tulowitzki stayed in the game and took his turn at-bat.
He reached on an infield single against Javier Lopez but hobbled to the base, clearly in pain. Manager Jim Tracy and Dugger hustled out to first and Tulowitzki was lifted for pinch-runner Chris Nelson.
It was more fun not knowing. :)
I neglected to get any info on this, but:
Take two of these and see if you can call me in the morning.
Or:
"Hit me I'm wide open!"
To get the full effect here, keep in mind the fellow being held up over Tendai "The Beast" Mtawarira's head is Anton Bresler, and he weighs 247 lbs. And w/Beast's arms fully extended, and the full 247 lbs dangling behind his back...
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To get the full effect here, keep in mind the fellow being held up over Tendai "The Beast" Mtawarira's head is Anton Bresler, and he weighs 247 lbs. And w/Beast's arms fully extended, and the full 247 lbs dangling behind his back...
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Got to love that game... :D
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Painter LeRoy Nieman & The Greatest, in front of Nieman's painting of Ali.
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Brent Bloom urges on his frog, "Jumping Bob", at the Jumping Frog Jubilee, Sunday, May 20, 2012, in Calaveras County, Calif.
Tennis? Balls.
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That smile says Tyler remembers.
I love the smell of ballsweat in the morning. Smells like...Victory.
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Today you get a two-fer.
In the first video, former F1 driver David Coulthard and golfer Jake Shepherd play a game of catch with a golf ball and a Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Roadster at the airport.
In the second, David Feherty lets Big John Daly tee off from his mouth. If someone was gonna outcrazy Daly, it would be Feherty.
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Skateboarding, you're doing it wrong.
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I've been doing an intense regimen of heavy metal drumming coupled with bodybuilding-style weightlifting, coupled with middle distance running incorporating pullups, pushups, and crunches to 'spike' my heart rate--in other words, interval or 'military' type training. I've gotten to a point where my body fat is pretty low and my muscles are extremely conditioned. I don't seem to be gaining any mass, just getting leaner and more muscular. I've realized that what I could acheive with this program is a boxer's physique. Ali is just about about perfect. I'm aiming for this look.
In case you were wondering why I post the Ali pics, Muhammad Ali is the first person I ever truly respected.
"Dude! What the fu--"
"Hang on, I'm almost there!!"
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Mike's actually come a long way.
"Dude! What the fu--"
"Hang on, I'm almost there!!"
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"Dude, when I asked you to keep my mouthguard safe...."
Well, who likes a cold mouthguard?
I know.
That dude followed through way too far for a putt.
Maybe for a putt, but not for a putz. ;)
Dis is funneh.
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Research, people,
research.
marketing, people, marketing!
It's funny, because I don't know shit about football but I always remember that 2002 is when the Houston Texans came into existence. Because we were in final beta for Quarterback Challenge 2003, and the designers were shoving the brand new team data into the game at the last possible nanosecond. Except we'd already done the audio with the professional sports announcers months ago, and there was no way we could afford to get them back for another session. But I did have approximately 16,000 files of source material. So I went through and pulled the audio file for every Hugh, Hubert, humongous, and humor; and every Johnston, Royston, Livingston, and Penistone; and every Tex syllable; and every "unz;" and spent all night Frankensteining various combinations together into appropriate inflections for every team name stitch in the game. Ironically, the dude actually said the words "Houston" and "Texans," in an unlockable interview clip talking about how he remembered something not-at-all-interesting about the Dallas Texans in the 1960s. But he slurred his speech and it was unusable.
It has come to my attention that some recent new members seem hopelessly incapable of understanding how to post in a discussion (sort of) forum like the Cellar. So here are a few tips (and don't forget the jar, either).
1) Post randomly in threads that have absolutely no connection to whatever message it is that you're trying to get across. When folks who have been here a while chide you on this behavior, going ballistic is always a good way to make lots of new BFFF.
An example of this can be found
here.
Are you available for donkey shows?
If you've got the equipment, I've got the time. :D
It has come to my attention that some recent new members seem hopelessly incapable of understanding how to post in a discussion (sort of) forum like the Cellar. So here are a few tips (and don't forget the jar, either).
1) Post randomly in threads that have absolutely no connection to whatever message it is that you're trying to get across. When folks who have been here a while chide you on this behavior, going ballistic is always a good way to make lots of new BFFF.
An example of this can be found here.
Tip # 2:
Always start a whole new thread about really important issues, so they don't get lost in the shuffle. For example:
Look at the Cookie I Ate!
Pictures of Blades of Grass
Here's a Really Funny Video
My Phone Rang
Look at ME!
How much is 198 - 37?
My favorite word is "it."
I have brown hair!
If you've got the equipment, I've got the time. :D
Donkey Show, fyi.
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Watch for the deck ladder ricocheting off the dude's noggin.
With multiple camera angle goodness.
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Notice the first scene, a steady-cam view from outside the boat !
Someone is paying big money for that fishing trip.
That particular camera may be on one of those long white poles poking up out da backa da boat.
I was wondering what they were for when I posted the vid.
only four cameras?
wow.
that is some serious megafauna there.
No explanations...
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Everybody gets squeamy...no matter how big and tough they are.:yelsick:
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This is outstanding!!
Bravo, Chris Clark, BRAVO!!!!
Someone should have thrown roses at this guy's feet.
Upset with the refs? Let 'em know, by God!!!!
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It hurt me when the bird guy fell.
I felt bad for him, but laughed out loud anyway.
Yao Ming, 7 ft. 6in. - 310 lb., with J.J. Watt, 6 ft. 5 in. - 295 lb. (wikipedia stats).
Yao makes JJ look like a middle school kid.
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Hole. E. Shit.
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Young lady's name is Ashlee Arnau, William Carey University. She's been doing this all season at halftime...finally made it...last home game of the season.
Awesome.
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I don't know why, but, that's Vitali & Wladimir Klitschko standing behind Sylvester.
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They have a
website.
Most badassest wheelie ever!!
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Different angle
here.
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Danica Patrick after 500 miles of turning left at 200 mph.
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Blue Jays fan catches a lost bat.
LOVE. THIS. GUY.
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I swear he's a Mike Meyers character.
Hovercar...
...doin' it wrong.
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*that* is gonna leave a mark.
Car number six, please take care ... care number six, please take care ... errr, car number nine, are you in need of assistance?
Flathead Ed Wilcoxson, and the new Arizona state record.
Flathead Catfish, 76.52 lbs (largest fish, of any kind, ever caught in AZ, btw), 53.5 inches long, girth of 34.5 inches!!
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I thought all the fish in AZ were at Red Lobster.
Now that's a bean ball.
Right in the beans.
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Quitting baseball forever, in 3...2...
Case of rugby nose...
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You don't have to be insane to try this...
...but it would help.
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I did not know Gollum was in UFC.
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Threefer:
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Pic dump:
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Right in the baby maker.
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Sports guy makes 41 "Seinfeld" references in one sports segment. How many can you catch?
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This is outstanding.
Good on you Ohio State!!! You guys rock!!!
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Dom Tiberi, the sports director of WBNS-10TV in Columbus who has covered Ohio State football since the 1980s, lost his 21-year old daughter Maria, an OSU student, in a car crash on September 17.
After taking a short leave from work to mourn, Tiberi returned to Ohio Stadium to cover the Buckeyes’ victory over Wisconsin Saturday night, and as the players left the field following the win, each warmly greeted Tiberi with a hug.
The Buckeyes honored Maria with a moment of silence, [and] by adding her initials, “MT,” to the back of their helmets in last week’s dominant victory over Florida A&M.
Tiberi made his emotional return to the anchor desk last Thursday and tearfully thanked Urban Meyer and the Buckeye program for their outpouring of support.
Well done, Buckeyes, for a truly classy and heartwarming gesture.
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Made m'eyes all moist and shit.
When I think of the prospect of losing one of my children at such a tender age, I can't focus on that thought for long, it's so... unimaginably painful, like trying to stare at the sun. My mind reflexively turns away in self defense.
I feel very sad for him and his family. Kudos to the team, too.
Russell Wilson, 5'11", demonstrates uncanny accuracy with a blind back-corner touchdown pass over a choir practicing in the end zone.
See, he can't see over the choir to see where he's throwing, don'tchya see?
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This guy (former A, former Cardinal Mark Mulder) supposedly has the best strike three call anywhere, you be the judge:
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I like it.
The man loved his Browns...or not.
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An old maid friend of Momdigr's requests all female pall bearers...says that if men wouldn't take her out while she was alive, she don't want them taking her out after she's dead.
:D - You're on a roll again.
That's mean.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Poor Eli.
Coyote Joins In 5K Run
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The 5K at the Arizona AIA Cross Country State Championships last weekend featured a furry bandit.
A coyote jumped into the race at the 1.5-mile mark and ran alongside the race’s leader, Harvey Nelson, a senior at Catalina Foothills High School in Tucson. Trina Painter, cross country coach for Flagstaff High School, said the coyote ran alongside Nelson and another runner for about 50 meters before pulling off to return to the brush near the course.
“Everyone was thankful that nothing happened to anyone,” Painter said. “It was just so surreal.”
Karlene Nelson, Harvey Nelson’s mother, said she wasn’t near her son when the coyote joined in, but her sister Marylin Aune, who took the now-viral photograph (above), was there.
According to Karlene, Harvey didn’t realize the coyote was right next to him. Instead, he thought it was one of his competitors trying to pass him.
“It didn’t distract him,” she said. “He just kept running.”
Nelson held on to beat the coyote and the rest of the field, finishing first in 15:25.
Also, check out New Canaan High School (Connecticut) sophomore kicker Peter Swindell's awesomeness:
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That's one sick kick trick.
Thunder Law, rookie Harlem Globetrotter, breaks a world record for the looooong shot, 109 feet, 9 inches:
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Nov. 14, 2013
I think the retro uniforms are fun. But I couldn't NOT laugh at the Steelers' Bees in Prison motif! :lol:
That one bee is carrying pollen on his left leg.
I know! We were all chuckling about their uniforms yesterday.
I was watching with a group of old friends with some new friends. One new friend is a really cool lady who happens to be a Steelers fan. Since I'm the anti-Steeler she and I had a good laugh...and even she was laughing at the uniforms. Big Ben got revenge on me for smack-talking by having a good game!
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Or not. #couldn'tbepaidtocare,really
The funny thing about the funny uniforms is that the Steelers tend to play well in them.
Since the video appears for me, this is a trap!
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I see it. :confused:
Well...
It was there. Then it wasn't. And now it is again.
Ima STFU now.
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Honda Insight running right around 180-190mph: Whoops.
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roll cages are a good thing
Plus you rarely see fires anymore.
Wow. The driver was moving around in there. Jesus.
I looked it up. He survived, and information is a little scarce on his current condition, but he apparently suffered a collapsed lung, and a bunch of bruising and a cut on his leg. He's out of the hospital now.
His head was restrained in the car, so during all those rolls, it didn't snap around and break his neck. I'm surprised his brain didn't get literally scrambled though. I'd think flipping at that speed, his brain would turn to jello inside his skull.
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What the hell is that shit?!
Was that from the "Just How Hard Can We Make The Simplest Fucking Thing On Earth" series? Hell, the guy coulda worked a Rube Goldberg machine in there, without raising the difficulty anymore.
Amateurs, pfft.
I looked it up. He survived, and information is a little scarce on his current condition, but he apparently suffered a collapsed lung, and a bunch of bruising and a cut on his leg. He's out of the hospital now.
I could have included that info, I guess...Sorry.
Here's the same crash, in slow motion. In a rough count, I count fourteen-sixteen times the top and bottom of that car swap places, barrel rolls and endovers combined.
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There's probably some rule that they pick up all the debris to prevent others from hitting it and also wiping out. That would be a sucky job that would take a couple days. A debris field at least half a mile long and a hundred yards wide.
You'd need to do it systematically to make sure you got everything. Maybe set out cones and just go back and forth with a pickup truck and a couple of guys, moving the cones 10 feet each time you finish a row.
And then you have to replace the divots.
The vid does the 'splaining:
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Also, that guy said the ball was "a foot" back from the post...Ain't you Brits on this here new-fangled "Metric System"?
I looked it up. He survived, and information is a little scarce on his current condition, but he apparently suffered a collapsed lung, and a bunch of bruising and a cut on his leg. He's out of the hospital now.
His head was restrained in the car, so during all those rolls, it didn't snap around and break his neck. I'm surprised his brain didn't get literally scrambled though. I'd think flipping at that speed, his brain would turn to jello inside his skull.
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cool video.
UNLIKE the egg, the guy's head is only rotating (roughly) in one direction. the egg REVERSES direction several times, and at high speed. it's that reversing that shears the liquid from the shell causing the mixing.
Whatever that guy's head was doing, I guarantee, it was doing it "roughly".
Yeah, good luck with that.
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Martin Maldonado knocks the hide off the ball. Literally.
Look at it: (watch the third baseman's expression when he picks up the ball for the throw to first, "
WTF?")
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Read about it.Also, what your face looks like after being kissed by a 90 mph fastball:
Delino Deshields, Jr
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re cover off the ball, that was priceless! I've heard that phrase a thousand times, and the announcers, for once, get to use their hyperbole in a factual way. Never before, and almost certainly, never again. pretty amazing.
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Guy named Bill Harmon caught a new S.Dakota state record paddlefish.
127 pounds, 6 ounces!! Beat the old record by like 7 pounds. Took him four tries to get it into the boat.
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It took four attempts, but Harmon and his friend Justin Bryan finally pulled the whopper of a paddlefish into the boat, where they admired it for a couple of seconds before Harmon spoke:
“Now there is a big %$#@*&^* fish.”
MoarPaddlefish are among the largest and longest-living species of freshwater fishes and are distinguished by their very large mouths and a paddle-shaped snout that is about one-third their body length.
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This doesn't really belong in "cool anything", it is decidedly uncool. What I'm talking about is throwing a ball. Or, rather the inability to throw a ball. Come on, now, it's a ball!!
I understand that some people can't throw a ball. In that situation why, WHY, would you ever agree to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game? In front of a huge crowd, on TV, even?
What makes it even worse is when it's a guy. Even worse than that, is when the person is a professional athlete.
Here's Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, throwing out the first pitch (with added commentary):
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Yeah, 'Fiddy' throws like a little girl.
Mark Wahlberg? Throws like a guy having a grand mal seizure...Carl Lewis? Throws like a little girl throwing with the wrong hand...Baba Booey? Throws like a little girl with no hands. I will bet, that somewhere in America is a little girl with no hands that throws better than Baba Booey.
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Has this ever happened:
MLB: "Would you like to throw out the first pitch?"
This should the thought pattern that occurs next:
Non-thrower: Uh-oh, I bet that involves throwing a ball. I can't throw a ball. I'll embarrass myself, and my friends. In front of a crowd. In front of a potentially huge crowd. In front of millions watching on tv.
Non-thrower: "I'll do it."
Now, when this all comes together, it's arranged well ahead of time. Many schedules have to be accommodated. What I'm getting at is that these folks have plenty of time to learn to throw a ball. Do they practice? No.
Dumbasses.
Practice? Celebrity A practices, drills it close to the plate, gets on the evening news.
Celebrity B doesn't practice, drills the right field ball girl in the head, gets on the evening news all over the world, and on all the weekend sports wrap-ups, then goes viral on youtube with 73 billion hits.
Who's agent do you want to be? :haha:
I wanna be the agent of the person that can throw a fucking ball.
I don't want to be associated with the person who can't throw a fucking ball.
Fine, if they're going to throw a ball for a living.
But if they are going to make a living by being a celebrity, like most of the first pitch fools, you'd starve. ;)
xoB is right, Grav. I don't even have the TV on, or YouTube, only the radio, NPR not TMZ , and I've heard this story. As you can imagine, it's not really a story made for radio.... And yet, the throw was *so bad*, we're talking about it, talking about "Fiddy-cent" (I know it's spelled 50 cent, but the reporter even got the pronunciation right).
I kinda want to see it. :-$
Ps, I don't know what a smilie with a dollar sign means, really, but $$$$$ seemed apropos.
I kinda want to see it. :-$
It's in the video a couple posts up above.
Or, you could just watch former NHL-er Joe Sakic make a hole in one, and earn $500,000 for the LiveStrong Foundation, and $500,000 for hisowndamnself:
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I wanna be the agent of the person that can throw a fucking ball.
I don't want to be associated with the person who can't throw a fucking ball.
Here's a comparison.
G.W. - dead center of the strike zone. I saw when he threw the first pitch for the World Series after 9/11. It's a very good story behind that pitch ("Mr. President, do not 'bounce' this pitch.", or something like that).
Nolan Ryan - 6 - 8 feet behind the batter? I call bullshit. Even when he's ninety, and in a wheelchair, Nolan Ryan's gonna put that ball across the plate. Verne Troyer outthrows Nolan Ryan? What planet was this on?
Maybe Ryan was aiming at a reporter who had offended him. :lol:
Heh, I just did a little reading on
Mr. Ryan over at Wikipedia:
Ryan also ranks high on the list for four "negative" records; he ranks first all-time in walks allowed (2,795), first in wild pitches (277), third in losses (292—most in the post-1920 live-ball era), and ninth in hit batters (158).[1] Ryan is also one of two pitchers in MLB history to give up ten grand slam home runs, including one to Dann Howitt, the next-to-last batter Ryan faced in his career.
Let's go surfin'!!
In Alaska.
In The Cradle Of Storms, the Aleutian Islands.
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The Indianapolis Motor Speedway has a Hall of Fame Museum. They got some Indy 500 winning cars in there. Other famous/important race cars, too. Like the 1957 Corvette SS. With a body made of a magnesium alloy, the car is
900 lbs lighter than a standard 57 Vette. 307 hp engine. The thing about the museum is: They ain't afraid to drive 'em.
In 2011, they were showing off the 1911 Marmon Wasp that won the first Indy 500. It threw a rod. :eek: Yeah, they put it together again.
They took out the '57 Vette SS last weekend at the Brickyard Invitational to make a few show-off laps.
Here's how it started:
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Here's how it ended:
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Ouch. Gonna be needing some new ~60 year old guts for
that motor.
Prolly pretty embarrassing for the driver, whether or not he had anything to do with it.
Here's the Vette in action (look fast, it didn't last long) in 1957:
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It's a beautiful car, too. [SIZE="1"]Lovely plumage.[/SIZE]
Story over
here.Like the 1957 Corvette SS. 307 hp engine.
Bwahahahahaha :smack: hahahahaha :lol: hahahahaha :lol2:
That's right up there with I'll just put the head in.
When it came to horsepower ratings they lied through their teeth. Sometimes high, but most often low, to con the frowning farts in the big offices. This was only two months before Detroit pulled out of factory racing entirely, because of some high profile deaths.
In the rest of the world they shrug and say it comes with the territory, and it's voluntary. But here, especially in the 50s, we moan, wail, and rent clothing, while looking for someone to blame.
Oh, ok...Underrating hp numbers was common for production cars.
This was a one-off, though. Probably didn't share a single part w/production Vette.
It were purty, though.
You're right, very little in common. But keep in mind none of the cars in the biggies like Sebring and Le Mans are stock models, every one is a purpose built racecar. The mad-men were in their own world and made it up as they went.
Duntov had been fighting an uphill battle with the executives since he took over Corvette. He wanted to build a real sports car and they didn't. He assembled a team of fellow engineers who were also racing enthusiasts, and worked on making cars that could win races. The strategy being winning would drives sales, and sales would drive public demand for cars from the dealer's showroom (or at least with help from the parts department), they could win races with.
That strategy worked eventually, in another 10 years they were winning both A and B production championships every year, but it was living in a minefield for Duntov. Every time he talked to the motor press he had to be careful. Of course he wanted to give the car magazines the best numbers he could, but his statements would make it back to the executive offices too.
So the interviews had a lot of, here's the numbers (wink-wink-nod-nod) and the writers would speculate what the real numbers were... in print. Then independent tests would pop up to confirm speculation.
Over at Ford, the T-bird had no mentor so that evolved into a "personal" car which is fine if that's what you want. The T-bird sold more cars and made more [strike]money[/strike] shareholder value than Corvette did for GM.
I'm glad Duntov won the fight against the executives, bean counters, and 4-door aficionados. :D
...The strategy being winning would drives sales, and sales would drive public demand for cars from the dealer's showroom (or at least with help from the parts department), they could win races with...
Win On Sunday, Sell On Monday™:yesnod:
Here's the story, over at
YahooSports
Here's the pic:
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Dear drunk guy, Thank you 4 all the love & support!! Now take this ball and shut the phuck up !! From yours truly, Brandon Phillips, #4, "Dat Dude"
Bravo, Brandon Phillips, bravo!
Yeah, Brandon Phillips is pretty much a god around here.
You hit like a girl.
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"Y'know what, fukkit. And fuck you."
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Goddamn, this is awesome.
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LinkI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...
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"and then, it hit me!"
Nothing to see here, folks, just Yao Ming and Little John Daly...
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It's all about perspective. For Yao Ming, they are playing a round of mini-golf.
Wish I'd had a Big John Xmas! Looks fun.
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I watched the 1994 Thanksgiving day game last night. The refs loved us then, too. Irvin got a pass interference call that was not even close, and there was a late hit called where Garret still had one foot in bounds (he was filling in for a concussed Aikman.)
What can you do? Not cry when the calls go against you. I struggle with that.
I can't imagine what would be going on if that had happened vs the Eagles.
I can't imagine what would be going on if that had happened vs the Eagles.
We create our own self-inflicted wounds... opponents need less help. :right:
What can you do? Not cry when the calls go against you. I struggle with that.
~ well you knew someone would be quoting this right about now ~
Enh, what a top-notch team is Green Bay. Eagles already got killed by em and would have lost this one too. Good season.
I'm not crying. That was one hell of an almost catch. Shitty rule. Maybe they'll change it. 2 feet down, ball controlled should be a complete pass.
What irritates me is the Eagles fans on face book gloating about it. I'm unfriending most of them. Dick holes
I don't care about either team in that game, but to say that wasn't a catch on that play is bad for the sport. Bad for the NFL.
The NFL was worried that people wouldn't tune in this season because of the wife beaters on their payroll, but the fans don't seem to be too concerned about that. It's stuff like that horrible rule that will drive the fans away.
Ask anybody who doesn't know the intricacies of the rule to watch that play, and they will say he caught that pass.
https://www.nfl.info/download/2012mediaguides/2013%20nfl%20rule%20book.pdf
[FONT=sans-serif]COMPLETED OR INTERCEPTED PASS [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]Article 3[/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]Completed or Intercepted Pass.[/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif] A player who makes a catch may advance the ball. A forward pass is complete [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif](by the offense) or intercepted (by the defense) if a player, who is inbounds: [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif](a) secures control of the ball in his hands or arms prior to the ball touching the ground; and [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif](b) touches the ground inbounds with both feet or with any part of his body other than his hands; and [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif](c) maintains control of the ball long enough, after (a) and (b) have been fulfilled, to enable him to perform any act [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]common to the game (i.e., maintaining control long enough to pitch it, pass it, advance with it, or avoid or ward off an [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]opponent, etc.). [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]Note 1: It is not necessary that he commit such an act, provided that he maintains control of the ball long enough to do so. [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]Note 2: If a player has control of the ball, a slight movement of the ball will not be considered a loss of possession. He must [/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]lose[/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif]control of the ball in order to rule that there has been a loss of possession. [/FONT]
So, Dez didn't have it in his control long enough for him to have enough time to have performed an act common to the game. even though he took 3 steps, and lunged. The overlap of his falling to the ground and the possession steps is what makes it NOT a catch. If he had hugged the ball to his body instead of reaching toward the goal line, maybe he could have kept it from moving more than slightly.
fucking shame.
even if they HAD scored. Rodgers would have had time to come back, and we couldn't stop him in the second half. no pressure up the middle, B Carter looked tired, and they were missing tackle after tackle on #17.
At least I'll get to see my guys in the Pro Bowl.
What irritates me is the Eagles fans on face book gloating about it. I'm unfriending most of them. Dick holes
You've gotten a little taste of what cowboys fans have heaped on Eagles fans, since the cowboys became "America's team".
gotten a little taste. yeah... this has never ever happened before, and I'm shocked by it. /sarfreakingcasm
What I'm saying is that if you're the type of prick that wants to gloat over a win, then I need to reevaluate why we are friends in the first place. If you have Dallas fan buddies that act that way, I'd suggest a similar course of action.
facebook should have an 'acquaintance' button.
I never understood the fanatical devotion to any sports team. Unless you actually play ON the team, the phrase "We won! & YOU lost!" has zero meaning.
It comes from the same place as politics. and religion.
respecting others' views, favorite teams, religious belief, etc comes from the same place too.
people that get all bent and froth at the mouth over their political OPINION, are likely to be the same way with respect to their rooting interest in sports.
Except politics has a direct effect on us. Sports doesn't.
and we are much more "owners" of politics than we are of sports teams. we have a direct stake and direct control of the actions the players take.
In politics you vote with your vote. In sports, you vote with your dollar.
Don't like the mayor, let it be known, and vote him out, and you get another mayor.
Don't like the running back, let it be known, and don't buy tickets, and you'll get another rb.
Religion, sports, politics, they're all just a means of division. For whatever reason, humans seem to thrive on division.
In politics you vote with your vote...
Some people/entities vote with their dollars
Don't like the running back, let it be known, and don't buy tickets, and you'll get another rb.
More likely the team will move to another city to play in a Billion dollar stadium billed to the taxpayers, half of whom don't give a rats ass about football. :eyebrow:
Some people/entities vote with their dollars
And those count more, because you can keep doing it after the election, whoever wins.
I bought a Dez Bryant Jersey after they got eliminated. Because I was so moved by the way he reacted to that catch being nullified. The guy is pure Cowboys.
Nike authentic. Built to on field specs. Size 56. Fits perfectly.
#88 is also seen on
Ophelia Melons' uniform.
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Bryant, you say?
But seriously Jim, well played, that was a decent gesture. :notworthy
Yah, and if they can't sign him next year, I'll just cut his name off and have 3rd base sports put 'IRVIN' on there.
A hat trick in football! Whodathunkit?
*******
Watch it again: Seahawks’ Kam Chancellor leaps over line – twice – on Panthers field-goal attempts
I swear there's a cool/funny sports photo at the link, two of them in fact, but I can't find a way to link to the animated gif and have it play here...
Aaaaannnnyhow. Kam Chancellor leapt over the offensive line to block a field goal attempt against the Carolina Panthers last week. He did it twice in a row. The first time, the field goal was no good but there was a Carolina penalty, so repeat the down. The second time Kam leapt over the O-line, tipped the ball and made it miss, but also tipped the kicker, so another do over. The third time, there was no high hurdle and the kick was good. But that is some dramatic athletic ability. Click the link, watch the gifs. Amazing.
haaaahahahahaahahahaha!!
I'm more worried about how Belichick is plotting against us in the Super Bowl than I am about this particular MacGuffin.
Doin' it wrong.
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Heh, that ain't Travis Kvapil. Although I can understand the mistake.
FTR,
this is Travis Kvapil:
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I mean, just look at the resemblance, it's uncanny.
Why this is in the news...I haven't seen this sort of thing on local tv yet, but I think it's cool...
As I understand UT’s current job - multiple tv displays,
this may be just the opposite… multiple views on one display
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The technology is explained in the following...
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Now, game-changing football pass completions (or not)
should take on new and instantaneous interpretations. ;)
.
One of the antenna networks used to do something very similar to that first vid with pro football a few years back.
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Meltdown?
Meltdown.
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Wally Backman Meltdown Supercut
Non-embeddable, so I had to link to it, instead. Sorries.
If you're a fan of the 55 Chevy, ya might want to not watch, turn away, or get a hanky ready...
...this may make you cry.
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He was trying to avoid the almost-out-of-control Camaro, but, one twitch in that heavy sumbitch, and shit went sideways in hurry.
Damn.:sniff:
Larry Dixon gets some air in Gainesville:
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Wow! I could almost hear Keith Jackson let loose with a "Whoa Nelly!".
Good thing he was still wearing his heavy winter coat.:smack:
OK, I dare you to even read this account... its one of today's
NY Times magazine articles.
I double dog dare you to watch the videos...
Vintage trick shot bowling:
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A Pete Smith Specialty - Narrated and Produced by a Smith Named Pete
Shades of my childhood.
I do remember these newsreels on tv back in the early 50's.
Bowling and snooker were our pass-times, so my friends and I had a real interest in his trick shots.
But I don't remember ever hearing of Veripapa's actual bowling scores.
Now, I notice his crew cut and army pants.
... the "greatest generation" was still in charge back then.
Wtf?
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Watch it quick. Probably will be taken down pretty quickly.
At 75, The Golden Bear's still got it!
Jack Nicklaus makes a hole in one in the Par 3 Contest at Augusta:
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:notworthy
You realize he just received a
Gold Medal, right?
WASHINGTON -- Someone once asked Jack Nicklaus's son, Jack Nicklaus, Jr., what his dad did, and a very young "Jackie" responded, "Nothing - he just plays golf."
Those 65 years of "nothing" earned him a Congressional Gold Medal, which was conferred upon the 18-Major-winning golfer in a ceremony Tuesday in the Rotunda of the U.S. Capitol. Lawmakers cried, laughed, and applauded more boisterously than they could on almost any golf course in the country.
You realize he just received a Gold Medal, right?
I did not.
Thanks.
A gold medal? For playing a silly game? I wonder what that medal and paper work and ceremony cost us? :facepalm:
Golf. A beautiful stroll, completely fucked up by a little white ball.
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I think he knocked his dickstring loose.
Bet it bruised the picture on his driver's license.
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Well, you'll have to take mine and Chris' words for it.
Dude got knocked The Fuck out.
It was rude.
I saw it. I feel privileged.
Dude got knocked out. The only thing missing was the cartoon chirping birds circling his head as he was down.
Check out the view from this seat in the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Vegas where the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight will take place:
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That view will cost you $16,100.That is incomprehensible to me.
I think the cheapest seat in the house is a shade over $6,000.
There were only 500 tickets available to the general public.
They sold out in less than 60 seconds.
The remainder of the 16,000 or so tickets went to ticket agents, and resellers.
Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Archie Bradley took a line drive to the face Tuesday:
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Tough dude, he got up and walked off on his own a few minutes later.
Story, and video, here.
Tiger meets Yao:
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Ah, the ol' hidden ball trick...when pulled off well (and this one was), it's a thing of beauty:
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That's what about twelve million dollars a year looks like.
???
Andrew McCutchen's (center fielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates) pay stub - for two weeks.
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Wow... My son would love that.
If they would just implement the Final Development Phase: vertical
Isao Machii draws his samurai sword and cuts a 509 mph tennis ball.
Gets real at the eight minute mark:
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now **that** is bringin' the [COLOR="Red"]heat[/COLOR].
Climbing the cliffs in Yosemite is not new, but this is a different pic of one climb
Dawn Wall
The 3D effect is when you mouse-over and scroll up and down
.
I got nothing but floating words and numbers.
Uh-oh, he's off the bike, he's crashed, wait, he's off the bike, but, he hasn't crashed, no, wait, there's the wall, he's hit the, no, wait, he's missed the wall, he's going over, no, he's still off the bike, but, he still hasn't crashed...He's across the finish line. On his knees.
I woulda put the (short, less than 60 secs) vid here, but, it's restricted to the YouTube site.
Article @ YahooAutos Re: Soccer
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re biker
omfg.
:notworthy
Hey!
I have those sandals!
A stationary object? WTF?
paperweight? letter opener?
yes, I know I'm mispeling it. on porpoise
A stationary object? WTF?
Instead of object hitting head, it was head hitting object
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good catch.
Ow, my bank account!!!!
Or:
How To Turn Your Ferrari Into Confetti:
It starts by saying "Viewer Discretion Advised", the only carnage is to that poor Ferrari, there's nothing graphic here, unless you really like Ferraris. It don't even catch fire.;)
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"So there I was, careening around the track at a screaming 175 mph, balls out coming around turn 4, when all of a sudden--":
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He's fine, btw.Dude went fishing, and caught a Holstein:
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...or, Dude went catfishing, and caught a cowfish.
Wow, look at the udder on that baby. ;)
OW!!!!! Right
in the baby makers!!!
Sunshine Tour golfer struck in the groin by ball ricocheting off a tree
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Video goodness at the link.
Balls of a feather, flock together. :thepain:
That 2 second pause before the agony wells up....
It's kinda like "Oof!! Holy cra--Hey, that's not so ba--OH, OH GOD!!!!!!"
Sorry. The following link has the video of the
8-lateral touch-down play,
but you have to wait thru a booze commercial before you can watch it.
It is worth the wait.
However...
ACC suspends officials from Miami-Duke game; TD should not have counted
USA Today - Dan Wolken - Nov 1, 2015
The Atlantic Coast Conference acknowledged Sunday that Miami’s kickoff return touchdown
to beat Duke 30-27 should not have counted and that officials made four major errors during the last play.
Though the ACC is not overturning the result of the game, the league has suspended
both the on-field officiating crew and the two replay booth officials for two games.
. . .
The ACC determined that a Miami player’s knee was down before releasing one of the eight laterals
that allowed the play to happen, which was apparent both on video and in still pictures
that were being circulated on social media late Saturday night.
The ACC acknowledged that this call should have been overturned.
“If called, this would have ended the game,” the ACC said.
The ACC also said Miami should have been penalized for a player leaving the bench
and entering the field of play during a return. That penalty wouldn’t have impacted
the touchdown ruling because it should have been a dead ball foul.
The league said the flag for a block in the back that was picked up
— initially negating Miami’s touchdown before officials conferred —
was called correctly but that the referee didn’t properly communicate why the decision was made.
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Heh, that was pretty awesome.
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It's. Finger. Lickin'. Good.
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I never realized how much Kenny Stabler resembles Bill Paxton.
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whoa.
are you saying that's The Snake?
That's him.
He passed (away) back in July.
I never realized how much Kenny Stabler resembles Bill Paxton.
I guess I should have said
'resembled'.:neutral:
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Whew, that prolly left a mark.
A quick wiki on Hammerheads says "The known species range from 0.9 to 6 m (3.0 to 19.7 ft) " so what's so mega about that one?
People have been known to weigh 8 or 900lbs, but you don't often see one. And if you did, certainly mega would apply.
I thought it was unusual because they were caught from the beach.
You mean the sandy smorgasbord. :haha:
Took me like 30 seconds. But wow.
I keep telling people to buy match sets of tires, because that's what happens when you buy back tires that are faster than the front tires.
I've been passed by my own rear tire before. It's pretty exciting!
I keep telling people to buy match sets of tires, because that's what happens when you buy back tires that are faster than the front tires.
Dad joke level: Expert
Ran across this this morning:
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Whatthehell?
Mike Tyson dressed as Clubber Lang from 'Rocky III'. Also, Tracy Morgan.
Tyson was shooting an as-of-yet-unaired skit for Jimmy Kimmel. Don't know about Morgan.
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11-year-old golfer nails hole-in-one...
...on the first hole...
...of the inaugural round...
...of Tiger Woods' newly designed course that includes a ten hole, 792 yard kids' course...
...right in front of Tiger Fucking Woods.
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:devil:
Mixed blessing. There's a lifetime of bragging rights, and a lifetime of trying to duplicate it.
His best course is to say it was shit luck and play it off.
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As for that shirt:
“It’s a hockey shirt,” James told his dad. “It needs blood on it.”
5-Year-Old Hockey Fan Takes Puck to the Head, Goes to ER, Gets Staples, Returns to Game (Pics)
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I wonder what Mom had to say to Dad afterward...
WELL PLAYED DAD
absolutely correct all around.
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My legs are on fire just watching that.
Legs? I think you might've misspelled LUNGS.
Geez, Mr. Announcer Guy, get excited why dontcha?
Don't play this near crystal wine glasses:
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1.92 seconds...:notworthy
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The photo looks so cool!:)
The difference between 850 horsepower and 10,000 horsepower:
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:cool:
Good Lord.
ps, the pit stop one was just as unbelievable. then I watched a suggested vid of the pit stop fails.. .there are SO MANY places for things to go wrong, sometimes horribly wrong.. 1.92 seconds.. I can't even think that fast.
Watch Alexis DeJoria's little love tap against the wall at Sonoma Raceway:
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Result of that little love tap? Fractured. Pelvis.:bandaid::eek:
Dude standing on the other side of the wall where he impacted didn't like that.
Yeah, he probably got a cloud of tiny debris and (mostly) burned nitromethane in and about the face.
BTW, Alexis DeJoria? Decidedly female:
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Robert Hight 'splodes one during Funny Car qualifying:
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Better bigger.
Michigan has a new state record smallmouth bass.
9.98 pounds, 23.1 inches long!
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Good grief!
ArticleThat's not a fish, that's a hawg!
I saw the pic first and thought it was a flounder. Zoom in the phone. Holy Shitt dip. Tasted good as he looked I bet.
tarheel
Thees ees especial post for Meestor Jeem.
Especial post for Meestor Jeem:
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I don't have photo but wtf is going on with Pittsburgh Steelers uniforms today? They look like bumblebees.
That is the original uniform.
Apparently this is the last time they'll wear the throwback 1934(?) uniform. They've used them 1 or 2 games a year for the last 4(?). I love them others hate them. 380 yards passing four tds, I'd say Ben likes the uni.
Then get him out of it!!!!
:lol2:
j/k Steelers fan since I was a boy.
Scott Palmer blows an engine at the AAA Texas NHRA Fall Nationals:
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Wow.
I never get tired of seeing these type of pics.
Yao Ming and Gary Player, extra points if you can tell them apart:
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Yao, Gary, some guy, and I'm pretty sure that's Michael Douglas:
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John Force, 67 years young, sets new track record in Las Vegas, 331.94 mph.
The Top Fuel dragsters didn't come close to 331 mph.
I've seen them swimming in the Chicago canals.
Don't know where this is, but it's a pretty shady crowd...
Unfortunate line-up:
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Maybe they play for the Young Kuntz Colon Pounders?
:lol2:
Some lucky/unlucky moments from MLB:
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2016 Olympics in Rio.
I am just looking at that picture now and I was going to say they are not Americans (not one fatty) and there are several wearing lanyards. Beyond that I couldn't get any clue about where. Olympics did not come to mind, but it should had.
Feeling young?
Watch Ric Flair deadlift 400 lbs.
At age 67.:mg:
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:devil:
Nadal is in the AO finals!
:welcome: to The Cellar, Sam.
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The Greatest and The Stilt
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Vitali Klitschko knocking the slobber outta Shannon Briggs.
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Lets go champ ...
This is Dr. Tom Amberry.
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Dr. Amberry was a podiatrist. That's not what made him notable, though I'm sure he was a fine doctor. No, Dr. Tom Amberry's notoriety comes from the fact that he once (in 1993) made 2,750 consecutive free-throws,
at the age of 71. He said he could have made many more, but, the gym closed for the day and they ran him off.
That's quite a feat, 2,750 consecutive free-throws. Really, though, that's not what does it for me with ol' Dr. Tom. What gets me, is that he made 500 consecutive free-throws
on 473 separate occasions!!
Amberry would go to the gym every day and shoot at least 500 free-throws, with the exception of Sundays.
He was 94.
LinkThat is some FIERCE concentration!
"DOWN GOES KLITSCHKO!!!"
Twittervid at the link.
Wow, he DID get rocked at the start of the round.
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Q: Which happened first? Did you you say it, or do it?
Driver: First I said it. Then I did it.
[strike]Bacefook video, but, ya gotta see this.
Dude tees off, at TPC Sawgrass,
and the ball immediately kills a flying duck, which proceeds to nose dive into the drink. Graveyard dead, with blood in the water (not particularly gross, just visible).
Fuckin' awesome!:lol2:[/strike]
See next post.Nevermind the bacefook.
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Yikes. A whole new meaning to a hole in one.
Of course, having seen golfing vids where the guys compete to drive a ball through a sheet of plywood, I am unsurprised the duck is leaking.
The Oregon softball team is very tight knit group:
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:eek::jig:
Mr President, is that you?
That duck was asking for it. I wonder if there is a compilation video of birds in flight being hit unintentionally with projectiles. I know there is the pitcher who blew up a pigeon.
Not a huge Peyton Manning fan, but, I thought this was pretty cool.
Nobody does this.
Peyton Manning once wrote apology letter to referee he chewed out
That’s the kind of son Archie and Olivia raised.
~Butch Hannah
And Manning knows you don't piss off refs that can retaliate in ways that could cost you millions. :eyebrow:
You know I'm gonna sing the song like that from now on, don'chya?
Courtney Force goes kablooey in Epping, NH:
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Better bigger.
She's John Force's daughter. Ol' John ain't the purtiest feller, but, man, did he make some good looking daughters:
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Nothing like fast women.:love:
Greatest Wrestler In The History Of Mankind @ 6:45 second mark:
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:notworthy
You mean numb nuts? :haha:
James Hillier saves fifth-gear tank slapper:
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Dat cake!
That ridiculing of we corpulent adipose people is a hate crime, you know. :p:
Conor McGregor has a certain style, kind of a dapper dresser at times.
Take a closer look at these pin stripes:
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Subtle.
Just look at that cauliflower ear.
Gravs I am stealing #388 for another forum. Man you have no idea of the many pics I have stolen. I should be locked up. How do you do it?
It's all part of being awesome, my friend.:jig:
Right in the baby factory.
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Nuttier bigger.
:D
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Daaayum. This girl does have a cannon.
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Wow.
Killer knockout kick<--Sorries for the linkage, I couldn't remember how to make an embedded YouTube vid start where I want it to.
It's even awesome in slomo.
DAAAAyum!!!!
What a fucking knock out kick. Not as awesome as the previous post, but, I think that's a tooth that goes flying outta the ring.
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This man is ƒucking serious about his soccer.
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What a magnificent cut!! "Worst cut in MMA history."
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What an owwy! 'S gonna leave a mark.
Tennis, on ice, anyone?
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Boban dunked last night.
With his feet on the floor.
Well, almost. He
"jumped" like two inches.
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Twitter vid at the
link.
I was expecting cool and funny. Oh well, got one of each.
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Dickin' Around With Tiger Woods
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I love this guy. He could read the phonebook and make me cry laughing.
Same old story white picking on a black guy.;)
18 out of 82,000? That's not cheating, that's love!
I was just working on renewing a trademark for a company that makes those big hockey goalie leg pads.
I had no idea.
Did you know they are $1-2 thousand dollars for a set of leg pads?
I was thinking they would be like $79 for a pair. :dunce:
JFC!!! WTF are they made of baby souls?
Must be.
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Those are for street hockey, a skate would slice right through them.
Damn, there's Spexx!!
Your absence has been noticed.
:welcome: back.
You and me both, Grav. :cry:
I heard that on the radio!
Twitter clip shows Roger Clemens,
at 56 yrs old, is
still throwing a stonking curve. At the Texas Alumni Game, Sat night.
Charles Barkley was on Kimmel. Sir Charles is always a good interview. One way or another, :lol2:.
Here he's talking about being invited to Patriots practice:
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And yes, he does look high.:joint:
Hockey commentator Pierre McGuire gets his eyebrows clipped by puck. It barely misses him.
The camera, not so much:
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King Richard campaigned for The Great Communicator. The Gip was in attendance for Petty's 200th win. The first (only?) president to attend a NASCAR race.
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:eek:
That would be something to watch.
Two posts in the same year...Sperlock's turned into a reglar ol' blabbermouth!
:p:
The Chicago Bulls' logo is NSFW if you flip it upside down
They ain't lyin':
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:lol2:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/Seinfeld]
I see a sad alien sitting up in bed
I see a sad alien sitting up in bed
Reading a book.
There is no book between them. :rolleyes:
CRABS GOT HEADS!!!![B.C.]
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McConnell on Conquest,
Trump on War,
??? on Famine,
Covid on Death.
I remember in the Before Times when I thought 2017 sucked.
War is the one thing DJ hasn't done.
Xi Jinping- Conquest
Putin - War
Jair Bolsonaro - Famine
Donald Trump - Death
