The Most WTF?! Thing You Will Ever See.

Gravdigr • Oct 31, 2011 2:05 pm
Unless you live a VERY fucked up life, this is the most fucked up thing you will ever see. Period.

It's so fucked up, I will not sully Teh Cellar with these pictures.

But, I will sully Teh Cellar with a link to these pictures.

If you like to fap to pics of pretty girls, naked, do not look at these pics.

If you like seeing pretty girls, naked, inside a dead horse....

[COLOR="Red"]**********NOT. SAFE. FOR. ANYWHERE.**********[/COLOR]
wolf • Oct 31, 2011 3:53 pm
It's going to be hard to beat that.
infinite monkey • Oct 31, 2011 3:55 pm
Not really, see: :dedhorse:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I kill me!
Sundae • Oct 31, 2011 4:01 pm
"grizzly" - snicker
GunMaster357 • Oct 31, 2011 5:45 pm
Is this supposed to be "art"?

Or does it qualify as animal cruelty?






Oh! I almost forgot! All that meat lying about and there's no one around to cook a nice horse steak? or make it as a nice "steak tartare" (raw ground meat)?
Sundae • Oct 31, 2011 5:51 pm
I think it's just fun with a corpse.
It could be far worse.
Odd. Grisly. But not all that wrong.

We know what steak tartare is, Gun.
We're not barbarians!











































Barbarians eat horses...
GunMaster357 • Oct 31, 2011 5:56 pm
As I already said in another post, I'm a barbarian. Proud of it. And I do eat horse, any kind (even ass ;))
Sundae • Oct 31, 2011 6:01 pm
I spent some time at a French school.
The most disagreeable thing I ate at lunch was the cheese.
I still maintain it was grown as an experiment, because I've never met a French cheese so revolting, before or since.*

The other children (French of course) despised it too and would slip it into their bags to dispose of later.

*ETA I am a cheese lover and French cheese is third on my All Time Great Cheese Producing Nations.
After the British Isles of course. And Italy.
GunMaster357 • Oct 31, 2011 6:06 pm
In a school, it should be something looking triangular in shape wrapped in aluminium foil...

Like this:
HungLikeJesus • Oct 31, 2011 6:07 pm
What about Wisconsin?
footfootfoot • Oct 31, 2011 6:12 pm
The State Wisconsin or the Nation Wisconsin?
HungLikeJesus • Oct 31, 2011 6:16 pm
Wisconsin as a great cheese-producing nation, of course.
GunMaster357 • Oct 31, 2011 6:26 pm
HungLikeJesus;768655 wrote:
Wisconsin as a grate-cheese producing nation, of course.


FIFY:D
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 12:45 pm
Gun, I am conversant with la vache qui rire, don't you worry.
No, this was an anonymous portion of yuck.
The fact it was also yucky to French children means it wasn't just me being a picky foreign 15 year old.

I "discovered" brioche on this trip.
You couldn't get it in Aylesbury then, I had to buy it in London.
I don't have such a sweet tooth now, but the smell of toasting brioche will still excite me.
wolf • Nov 1, 2011 12:47 pm
Try making a bread pudding with it ...
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 12:47 pm
Nah, that's cheating...
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2011 12:49 pm
wolf;768581 wrote:
It's going to be hard to beat that.


infinite monkey;768583 wrote:
Not really, see: :dedhorse:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I kill me!


Get it? Dead horse. Beat?

Anyone? Bueller?[/attentionho]
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 12:55 pm
I did get it.
I just didn't want to encourage you :p:

Naughty.
classicman • Nov 1, 2011 12:56 pm
(crickets) :p:
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2011 12:58 pm
Just some info I left out:

The horse was killed by the girl's boyfriend.

It was dispatched with a single shot to the brain from a high-powered rifle. It died instantly.

No cruelty to animals charges were filed, as the local law enforcement sees the method of killing as one of the most humane, saying the horse probably never knew what happened.

The horse was shot for the meat. They butchered it after having a little fun with the carcass.
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2011 12:59 pm
:headshake
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2011 1:02 pm
Sundae;768973 wrote:
I did get it.
I just didn't want to encourage you :p:

Naughty.


classicman;768974 wrote:
(crickets) :p:


Snickers.

I laughed loudly when I posted it. But I'm a 12 year old sometimes. :rolleyes:
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 1:04 pm
I got a big belly laugh out of calling you naughty.
Takes all sorts.

Haggis.
classicman • Nov 1, 2011 1:14 pm
I thought it was funny as hell.
Or as Jesspam would say
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2011 1:17 pm
I wondered if that meant laughing out out (insert additional outs here if necessary) loud?

OH, sidenote: My sis-in-law's mom got an email informing her that someone's grandmother had passed away. K responded with her sypathy, ending the email with LOL.

She thought it meant Lots of Love.
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 1:27 pm
I thought it meant Lots of Laughs originally.
Doesn't have the same potential for cringe.

Although I will tell you something that did make me want to curl up and groan.

I was in Marks & Spencers yesterday (very nice store). In the Food Hall, which is the only part I can afford to shop in.
There was a man on his mobile saying, "Hello? Hello?"
Me being me, and just amusing myself, I said "Hello!" back.
I hadn't intended for him to hear me.

But he did, looked at me puzzled and motioned to his phone as if to say - sorry, I wasn't talking to you.

My private joke crumbled around me and I wished the floor would gobble me up.

No doubt when he got home to his wife (a neurobiologist and supermodel no doubt) he would tell her about the odd woman who thought he was actually saying hello to her when in fact he was on his phone all the time.
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2011 1:29 pm
:lol:

A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church.
wolf • Nov 1, 2011 1:29 pm
There was a man on his mobile saying, "Hello? Hello?"
Me being me, and just amusing myself, I said "Hello!" back.


I've done that accidentally ...
footfootfoot • Nov 1, 2011 1:41 pm
infinite monkey;769014 wrote:
:lol:

A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church.


I didn't know Clodfobble was a deacon.
Undertoad • Nov 1, 2011 2:29 pm
A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church all walk into a bar.
wolf • Nov 1, 2011 2:30 pm
They should have ducked.
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 2:40 pm
footfootfoot;769026 wrote:
I didn't know Clodfobble was a deacon.

She's not.
Deacons don't piss in grocery stores.
footfootfoot • Nov 1, 2011 2:45 pm
I missed that post.
BigV • Nov 1, 2011 2:47 pm
...and now you're pissed the piss post is past?
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2011 2:53 pm
Possibly.
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 3:02 pm
Possibly pissed, Infi?
Clodfobble • Nov 1, 2011 3:38 pm
Sundae wrote:
Deacons don't piss in grocery stores.


Ahem... it was a liquor store. Crikey, looks like I have to do all the rumor-mongering around here if it's to be done properly. :p:
BigV • Nov 1, 2011 3:39 pm
a liquor store. got it. aaaaand the circle closes.
DanaC • Nov 1, 2011 3:39 pm
Wtf? We're store-pissing now? When did that one start?

Wtf is going on?
classicman • Nov 1, 2011 3:40 pm
Don't feel bad Sundae - I do that on purpose quite often.
You gotta finish with eye contact and a big smile.
They get really uncomfortable.
classicman • Nov 1, 2011 3:41 pm
DanaC;769127 wrote:
Wtf? We're store-pissing now? When did that one start?


Its all the rage now that planking has fallen off.. :blush:
DanaC • Nov 1, 2011 3:44 pm
Aheheehehe

I'd love it if that was the next craze. People taking shaky phone footage of themselves just avin a quick piss in tescos.

I probably wouldn't shop in any o fthe big stores til the phase passed though.
Sundae • Nov 1, 2011 3:49 pm
Sundae;769071 wrote:
She's not.
Deacons don't piss in grocery stores.

Clodfobble;769123 wrote:
Ahem... it was a liquor store. Crikey, looks like I have to do all the rumor-mongering around here if it's to be done properly. :p:

I do apologise.
Grocery stores in England sell alchofrolics.
Larger stores even have alkie-aisles.

Our liquor stores are off licences.
And they have cages.

You might get by being pissed.
But if you're pissed off or pissy you might be barred.
As for actual pissing..... No, I don't think so.
HungLikeJesus • Nov 1, 2011 7:11 pm
People shouldn't talk on their phones in public and then act like others shouldn't listen.

Once I was in the restroom at work and someone in one of the stalls started talking on their phone. On the way out I turned out the light so they could have privacy.
Clodfobble • Nov 1, 2011 7:19 pm
DanaC wrote:
Wtf? We're store-pissing now? When did that one start?

Wtf is going on?


Once upon a time, someone posted a WTF picture of a blonde, fairly-nicely dressed woman squatting and peeing through her clothes in a liquor store. Her face was covered with her hands, so you got the impression it was either a drunken dare, or a shameful (but still drunken) "Oops I didn't realize I had to go that badly" moment.

Someone, I had thought Lookout123 but now I'm not so sure, decided she looked like me, since she did possess straight blonde hair. Thus I became the liquor-store-pisser.

I have actually spent a good amount of time searching for the post, but so far I am unsuccessful. I am relatively sure it was posted a short time after 9-25-2007, because I remember it was right around the time that guy Jeboduzza was posting about his sister dying on 9/11 (the beginning of that meme, you may recall.) But so far, I have ruled out the "What the fuck!" thread, and the WTF NSFW thread, at least for that time frame.


Edit: Oh I found it! Starts in post #22 in this thread. Turns out it was Jim who saw the physical resemblance. :)
GunMaster357 • Nov 1, 2011 7:19 pm
I had once a colleague who answered his cellular everywhere, even while taking a leak.

Once we caught him at it, every time he went to the john, one of us geeks would mask his number and make a call. He sometimes came back with a few stains on his trousers.

Took him more than a month to find us out.
Sundae • Nov 2, 2011 7:05 am
Wow - not as I remember it at all!
Trilby • Nov 2, 2011 7:10 am
the funniest part is when Clodfobble said there's no way she'd wear heels to the store.

HA!

Me either, Clod. Me either.
Aliantha • Nov 2, 2011 7:12 am
If I were on my way to somewhere I might wear heels to the liquor store. If I were just popping down to pick up a bottle for a saturday arvo chill out, it's be a bonus if I had shoes on at all.
Sundae • Nov 2, 2011 7:13 am
I pronounce the final T in Turandot.
I'd also never wear those heels.

Meh, all this time I thought I was a failure as a woman and in fact it's well-put-together women who have the worst behaviour! I might not look like her, but at least I don't piss like her!
Trilby • Nov 2, 2011 7:52 am
Sundae;769328 wrote:
I pronounce the final T in Turandot.


:lol:
infinite monkey • Nov 2, 2011 8:24 am
What happened to all those kittens?
Sundae • Nov 2, 2011 9:39 am
infinite monkey;769345 wrote:
What happened to all those kittens?

Jebus.
infinite monkey • Nov 2, 2011 9:43 am
JEBUS HAS THE KITT-UNS?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

:lol:
Happy Monkey • Nov 2, 2011 11:03 am
Their baby will be powerful.

Unless she trades it to a witch.
Gravdigr • Nov 2, 2011 2:28 pm
Aliantha;769327 wrote:
...for a saturday arvo chill out...


What in the Australian fuck is an "arvo chill out"?:lol2:
Sundae • Nov 2, 2011 2:34 pm
Alcohol after noon. Particularly on a weekend.
classicman • Nov 2, 2011 3:06 pm
Perhaps a BBQ as well..
footfootfoot • Nov 2, 2011 5:06 pm
Australia is where I wanna be.
ZenGum • Nov 3, 2011 7:38 am
arvo is just afternoon.

Ali does paint a very nice picture, though. I mean, you might slip some thongs on if you're a bit posh, but if it is hot or near the beach, meh.
Aliantha • Nov 3, 2011 7:54 am
My local bottle shop is across the road from the boat ramp. I'm always near the beach. :D Also, you have it correct Sundae. Weekend afternoon drinking. A bbq is a frequent bonus. Either that or a cheese platter. :)
ZenGum • Nov 3, 2011 8:31 am
Did we mention it is spring here? :D
Aliantha • Nov 3, 2011 8:34 am
Sshhh...they'll be jealous. hehehe
Clodfobble • Nov 3, 2011 9:57 am
ZenGum wrote:
Ali does paint a very nice picture, though. I mean, you might slip some thongs on if you're a bit posh, but if it is hot or near the beach, meh.


Maybe a nicer picture than you realize, since in the US, a thong is not a shoe but a type of underwear. :)
infinite monkey • Nov 3, 2011 10:20 am
Not for me. And a toboggan is NOT a hat. ;)
Pete Zicato • Nov 3, 2011 10:24 am
Thong was only a synonym for flip-flop back in the 60s.

Mrs. Z and I still call them thongs. Mostly to annoy/embarrass the Zings.
ZenGum • Nov 3, 2011 9:54 pm
I did that on purpose, of course.

It did take me a while to figure out that Clinton was not quite as kinky as I first thought.