Caption this.....

monster • Oct 20, 2011 11:06 pm

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TheMercenary • Oct 20, 2011 11:13 pm

ZenGum • Oct 20, 2011 11:57 pm

Mongolia's Got Talent!

Lamplighter • Oct 21, 2011 12:40 am

Rosie Barr practicing the National Anthem

Trilby • Oct 21, 2011 6:52 am

The hills are alive - with the sound of Muuuuuuuuuuusic!!!

Trilby • Oct 21, 2011 6:52 am

Crack.

Bad for your baby. Bad for your Yak.

ZenGum • Oct 21, 2011 7:24 am

Two out of three camels prefer to smoke Mongols.

infinite monkey • Oct 21, 2011 8:23 am

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Spexxvet • Oct 21, 2011 9:32 am

The hills are alive, with the sound of caaaamelllls

Sheldonrs • Oct 21, 2011 10:21 am

"Two species, one dentist"

Sundae • Oct 22, 2011 5:42 am

Burping Competitions: Not Just For Children

Gravdigr • Oct 23, 2011 6:35 pm

Step right up folks. Twenty togrogs to see my camel toe.

Sidenote: In 2010, the Mongolian tögrög was the best-performing currency world-wide.

Gravdigr • Oct 25, 2011 2:25 pm

Aaaand the winner of this year's Child Spitting Contest---Joe Camel with a distance of 3 feet.

footfootfoot • Oct 25, 2011 6:44 pm

Purchasing power

5 tögrög: a piece of candy is used to make change of 5Tg
10 tögrög: a couple pieces of candy
15 tögrög: three pieces of candy
100 tögrög: a ride across town on a trolleybus in Ulaanbaatar
200 tögrög: a ride across town on a regular bus in Ulaanbaatar
250 tögrög: a 250 ml bottle of coke from a supermarket
400 tögrög: average price of a bottle of water
700 tögrög: the cheapest meal at a tsainii gazar, or small restaurant
1500 tögrög: Average price of a pack of cigarettes
3000 tögrög: About what you pay for a Taxi ride across city center
10,000 tögrög a lodging at a tourist hostel in Ulaanbaatar

About 1300 Togrogs to the US dollar.
Note: Coke is about 1 Togrog per ml

Sundae • Oct 26, 2011 5:48 am

I liked going to Italy pre-Euro.
We were on our uppers when we went on our honeymoon to Venice.
We still went as lire millionaires though.

Trilby • Oct 26, 2011 7:41 am

Sundae;766789 wrote:
We were on our uppers when we went on our honeymoon to Venice.

well, sure. Anything is fun when you're stoned on bennies.

classicman • Nov 5, 2011 2:20 pm

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Gravdigr • Nov 5, 2011 2:55 pm

Pet stacking? Is this like planking & lying down?

classicman • Nov 5, 2011 3:03 pm

Honestly, I thought it was really cute, but couldn't find a thread to post it in.

Gravdigr • Nov 8, 2011 12:49 pm

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Number 3, step forward and repeat the phrase "I can haz cheezburgur?".

Happy Monkey • Nov 14, 2011 2:02 pm

classicman;770428 wrote:
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Bremen too far... sleep now.

GunMaster357 • Nov 14, 2011 3:14 pm

Lacks a cock and an ass to make it a very gay picture

Scriveyn • Nov 15, 2011 12:00 pm

GunMaster357;772741 wrote:
Lacks a cock and an ass to make it a very gay picture

The American Children's Coloring Book :yelsick:

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GunMaster357 • Nov 16, 2011 6:56 am

The whole book can be censored: it is a very Grimm strory anyway.

Lamplighter • Nov 16, 2011 9:18 am

I agree, compared with the dog and cat, that donkey does have a fairly grim tail

Gravdigr • Nov 16, 2011 3:43 pm

Well, who wants horse cock in their coloring book?!

They fergot to censor the pussy.

Scriveyn • Nov 17, 2011 2:51 pm

Gravdigr;773393 wrote:
... They fergot to censor the pussy.

Ah yes! That leaves us with a coloring book doggy sty...

Ouch, just blank pages. Sorry kids.

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ZenGum • Nov 17, 2011 6:10 pm

Did you say "COLORING"?? Colo(u)r doesn't matter, sir, that's racist.

They just get books, you hear? Nothing in them.

Remember, everybody is good at everything exactly as they are.

footfootfoot • Nov 17, 2011 7:24 pm

Happy Monkey;772720 wrote:
Bremen too far... sleep now.

Excellent!

Gravdigr • Nov 18, 2011 3:07 pm

Happy Monkey;772720 wrote:
Bremen too far... sleep now.

footfootfoot;773752 wrote:
Excellent!

I had a feeling that was going over my head.

And it did.

Happy Monkey • Nov 18, 2011 11:07 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Musicians_of_Bremen

Also explains the cock and the ass.

Lola Bunny • Nov 19, 2011 11:17 am

I didn't get Happy Monkey's comment either although I actually know the story. :blush: But now I understand. Coincidentally, I recently read the story to my nephew, or he read it to me, or both. :D

footfootfoot • Nov 20, 2011 3:27 pm

Whereas, the explanation for the cock in the ass..?

BigV • Nov 20, 2011 3:29 pm

Now who's a dirty boy?!

Sundae • Nov 20, 2011 3:45 pm

If the cap fits... ;)

Gravdigr • Dec 3, 2011 5:42 pm

Caption this:

Lamplighter • Dec 3, 2011 5:56 pm

Cat-a-piller

ZenGum • Dec 3, 2011 6:28 pm

Accordion-cat!

Scriveyn • Dec 4, 2011 8:07 am

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sexobon • Dec 4, 2011 10:05 am

Chevron chat, eight service stripes ... one life left.

Lamplighter • Dec 4, 2011 10:33 am

sexobon;777556 wrote:
Chevron chat, eight service stripes ... one life left.

classicman • Dec 4, 2011 1:03 pm

My owner is the BIGGEST ASSHOLE!

BigV • Dec 5, 2011 3:33 pm

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