Who is the Internet Authority??

JBKlyde • Oct 18, 2011 5:03 pm
I think we need cyber government. The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games and surf the net that it's getting very dangerous to even be on the net. So do we crown someone king and let the net get civilized or do we just let the "word" manifest and play it like poetic justice??
jimhelm • Oct 18, 2011 5:05 pm
God.

God is the Internet Authority. Now go pray.
classicman • Oct 18, 2011 5:13 pm
JB, perhaps you were not aware, But jimhelm heads the internet surveillance team for the UN.
His cover story is that he works at a car dealership, but older posters know the truth.

You may want to submit your questions or concerns directly to him, but be careful.
If he doesn't like you he can have your IP permanently banned from ever accessing the internet again.
In short, Jim IS the internet God.

Have a Blessed Day.
JBKlyde • Oct 18, 2011 5:21 pm
God.

God is the Internet Authority. Now go pray


I can live with that.
Undertoad • Oct 18, 2011 5:41 pm
Can He create a firewall so impenetrable that even He cannot bypass it?
ZenGum • Oct 18, 2011 10:19 pm
JBKlyde;764906 wrote:
The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games and surf the net that it's getting very dangerous to even be on the net.


How is that dangerous?
HungLikeJesus • Oct 18, 2011 11:04 pm
They should be out occupying a park.
monster • Oct 18, 2011 11:11 pm
They play angry birds. god did not create the birds to be angry. A bird brought the olive branch....
Aliantha • Oct 18, 2011 11:21 pm
I had a dream about angry birds last night. I think it was thanks to looking at lola's cookies!
monster • Oct 18, 2011 11:36 pm
You ladies need to keep looking at each other's cookies to yourselves. interwebs gubberment will surely not allow such things!
sexobon • Oct 19, 2011 12:34 am
JBKlyde;764906 wrote:
... or do we just let the "word" manifest ...

Perhaps we need a set of virtual commandments, a baker's dozen (10 if you want to go metric), to guide us:

[SIZE="3"]#1. Thou shalt not post about the "word" in Nothingland.[/SIZE]

["Nothingland [SIZE="1"]Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters"[/SIZE]]

[SIZE="3"]Blasphemy![/SIZE]
jimhelm • Oct 19, 2011 1:48 am
monster;765002 wrote:
You ladies need to keep looking at each other's cookies to yourselves. interwebs gubberment will surely not allow such things!


I lolled
jimhelm • Oct 19, 2011 1:50 am
sexobon;765016 wrote:
Perhaps we need a set of virtual commandments, a baker's dozen (10 if you want to go metric), to guide us:

[SIZE="3"]#1. Thou shalt not post about the "word" in Nothingland.[/SIZE]

["Nothingland [SIZE="1"]Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters"[/SIZE]]

[SIZE="3"]Blasphemy![/SIZE]

#2. Thou shalt not Troll.
sexobon • Oct 19, 2011 2:21 am
JBKlyde;764906 wrote:
... The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games ... So do we crown someone king and let the net get civilized or do we just let the "word" manifest ...

monster;764988 wrote:
They play angry birds. god did not create the birds to be angry. A bird brought the olive branch....

Is this a revelation, are you saying, that "bird" IS the "word?"
ZenGum • Oct 19, 2011 4:40 am
:lol: :notworthy:


Well played, sir!