October 16, 2011 Sundae Shoppe

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Waiter, there's a cat in my marijuana!

"You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the dead cats off the tables!"

- Steve Martin in The Jerk.

newtimer;764193 wrote:

"You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the dead cats off the tables!"

- Steve Martin in The Jerk.

:notworthy

ZenGum;764172 wrote:

Waiter, there's a cat in my marijuana!

Well, shut up about it or everybody'll want one...:D

Slick has no reaction whatsoever to catnip.

ETA: He don't like catnip, and he's lactose intolerant, pukes whenever he drinks more than a swallow or two of milk.

Slick as house cat = FAIL.

Many cats are lactose intolerant. And of the six cats in my lifetime, only one was vaguely interested in catnip.

I just don't understand lactose intolerance.

You're a XXXXing mammal, you lived on milk for the first few months (or more) of your life, now you're all icky about it? WTF?

[never studied biology]

Cats shouldn't drink milk. Most cats are lactose intolerant & drinking milk usually results in an upset stomach and diarrhea.
Cat+milk=FAIL

Cow milk!

Correct, I should have said that. I have heard that they can drink goats milk without the same issues, but I'm not positive.
Griff or Nirvana might know more.

Cow milk ain't right good for dogs either. Too much dairy and theyget bad tums.

Um yeah...don't give ur kittehs any milk.

But that looks about right if Bosco were surrounded by a pile of catnip.

Stoner cat.

SPUCK;764296 wrote:

Stoner cat.

...
stoner cat,
Does whatever a stoner cat does
can he swing - from a web?
No he can't - he's too stoned
Lookouuuuttttttt
stoner cat!

My cat pisses all over the house if exposed to catnip. :thepain:

Goats milk would probably be better for cats and dogs but I'd rather keep the milk for yogurt and cheese production. btw... Pete scored on her first try at an extra-sharp cheddar and her first attempt at a parmesan is underway results in several months.

Griff;764303 wrote:

Pete scored on her first try at an extra-sharp cheddar and her first attempt at a parmesan is underway results in several months.

Samples??

One day, I noticed my three hand-raised kitties were very interested in something in the corner of the kitchen and I thought they might have cornered a mouse the way they were acting.

Upon further investigation, it was a baggie of catnip and they were alternately enjoying it and figuring out how to get the catnip out of the bag.

Note that said baggie had been sitting on the kitchen counter since I bought their first scratching thingy five years ago.

I guess my kitties have reached the age of indulgence.

ZenGum;764172 wrote:

Waiter, there's a cat in my marijuana!

Waiter, what's this cat doing in my marijuana?

Waiter, peering: it appears to be doing the backstroke.

I was trying to find a clip from The Man With Two Brains, whne the cat gets into the operating theatre.

I couldn't find it.

But I did find this:

[YOUTUBE]jtd6H56PJBc[/YOUTUBE] If you're anticipating this clip is going to be somehow relevant or pertinent to the discussion at hand...it's not. But it is funny. And more importantly, I only just realised who the young guy shaving the patient is...It's only one of my favourite genre actors: Jeffrey Combs, innit.


Cool as fuck.