Cellar citizenship test

ZenGum • Oct 14, 2011 6:19 am
20 questions, what should they be?

1. How many monkeys are there in the Cellar?
a. One
b. Two
c. Infinity
d. An infinity of infinities.
infinite monkey • Oct 14, 2011 8:14 am
2) Is it a whale or a dolphin?

3) What are you not sorry about?

a) ur dog
b) ur anus
c) ur finger
d) uraguay
jimhelm • Oct 14, 2011 9:41 am
4) Ketchup or Mustard on your Hot Dog
Aliantha • Oct 14, 2011 9:52 am
Your oats should be;

a) whole
b) steel cut
c) instant
d) we don't eat oats here
infinite monkey • Oct 14, 2011 9:59 am
You are travelling down the Cellar steps at 5 steps per minute. Flint is travelling up the same steps at 3 steps per minute. Assuming no values for wind or current, on what step will Flint buttfuck you in the mouth?

a) 39 steps
b) 12 steps
c) 99 steps
d) one small step
monster • Oct 14, 2011 11:40 am
Which which type of penis should you fuck radar?

a) whale
b) dolphin
c) dead hobo
d) not even with TheMercenary's
monster • Oct 14, 2011 11:40 am
shouldn't it be a Dwellardom test?

:D
Sundae • Oct 14, 2011 1:03 pm
I'm waiting for the essay question.
infinite monkey • Oct 14, 2011 1:13 pm
Compare and Contrast: God Damn Fools and Top Management.

You have 15 minutes.

GO!
limey • Oct 14, 2011 1:26 pm
It's Friday and you see a picture of a cute baby chipmunk on Image of teh Day, Your initial reaction is to:
a) get out some recipe books
OR
b) call 3Foot

Please choose and explain why (or how).
limey • Oct 14, 2011 1:27 pm
What is the correct way to spell the following words:
a) teh
b) dwellar
monster • Oct 14, 2011 1:39 pm
infinite monkey;763786 wrote:
Compare and Contrast: God Damn Fools and Top Management.

You have 15 minutes.

GO!


score: 85%
Lamplighter • Oct 14, 2011 1:41 pm
limey;763798 wrote:
What is the correct way to spell the following words:
a) teh
b) dwellar


c) Democrat Party or Democratic Party, and why ?
Gravdigr • Oct 14, 2011 2:24 pm
Can a dolphin take off from a treadmill?

Y/N
Sundae • Oct 14, 2011 2:27 pm
Examine the photo below.
Refer to an Emergency Unit?

Y/N
Rhianne • Oct 14, 2011 3:26 pm
Identify this item:

Image
glatt • Oct 14, 2011 3:28 pm
Hee hee
infinite monkey • Oct 14, 2011 3:53 pm
Part of a giant strap-on?
Trilby • Oct 14, 2011 5:24 pm
Where is it always sunny?

a) Philadelphia

b) where ever Sundae goes

c) out Flint's ass
Nirvana • Oct 14, 2011 8:14 pm
Essay EC

Explain the practice of spitting on one's soul and in what situation that may be necessary, 200 words or less. ;)
ZenGum • Oct 14, 2011 8:32 pm
Who is the craziest dwellar (with more than 1,000 posts).

Who was teh craziest troll noob ever? (gawd, the candidates for that...)
Spexxvet • Oct 17, 2011 11:15 am
Who died on 911?

a) your mom
b) your sister
c) your mom and sister
d) your reverence