Go-kart racing (accidentally masturbating) by Garfunkel and Oates

Undertoad • Oct 13, 2011 2:29 pm
plthijinx... please tell us the secrets of your job

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footfootfoot • Oct 13, 2011 2:36 pm
I'm in love
I'm in love
infinite monkey • Oct 13, 2011 3:00 pm
omg how cute are they?

Funny!
BigV • Oct 13, 2011 5:50 pm
I liked the touch of realism hearing that the pitch rose as they crossed the finish line.
DanaC • Oct 13, 2011 5:52 pm
Love it. Went off on a youtube trip and listened to a bunch of their songs.
Undertoad • Oct 13, 2011 10:57 pm
Kate/Oates is cute like a lil ukulele and Riki/Garfunkel is cute like a dreadnought blond maple acoustic.

Kate comes from Griff country and wrote a song about the dear deer of the area.

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BigV • Oct 13, 2011 11:07 pm
Dark. Cute, but dark.
TheMercenary • Oct 14, 2011 8:54 am
She should have blaze orange on to sing in the woods this time of year.
Gravdigr • Oct 14, 2011 1:47 pm
Reminds me: Years ago (Before she was Baby) I took Baby for a ride on a buddy's H-D.

Baby liked.:yesnod:
DanaC • Oct 14, 2011 1:54 pm
When you say you 'took her for a ride.....'?
ZenGum • Oct 14, 2011 7:27 pm
10 minutes on a Harley is about as close to foreplay as many Aussie women ever get.
DanaC • Oct 14, 2011 7:29 pm
Who's Harley, and what's his number?
ZenGum • Oct 14, 2011 7:50 pm
Oh you wouldn't like him; he's a real knucklehead, and he always says he is too tired*.


*works better if you say it.

Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week. Try the mongoose curry.
jimhelm • Oct 15, 2011 12:48 pm
reminds me of the rope climb in elementary school. well,... the slide back down after climbing anyway.
Sundae • Oct 15, 2011 4:05 pm
Girl on the left - wow, spindly arms?
footfootfoot • Oct 15, 2011 4:44 pm
both of them could use a few cheeseburgers
Gravdigr • Oct 16, 2011 6:43 pm
Sundae;764058 wrote:
Girl on the left - wow, spindly arms?


footfootfoot;764066 wrote:
both of them could use a few cheeseburgers


And they say the camera adds ten pounds...what would they look like in person?
jimhelm • Oct 16, 2011 11:42 pm
Seriously? They both look healthy and happy to me.
DanaC • Oct 17, 2011 3:39 am
jimhelm;764273 wrote:
Seriously? They both look healthy and happy to me.


To me also...
bluecuracao • Oct 17, 2011 4:35 am
They're hilarious!
DanaC • Oct 17, 2011 4:36 am
I've emailed them to several people since seeing this thread.
bluecuracao • Oct 17, 2011 4:54 am
Yeah, I had to put them on fb.
infinite monkey • Oct 17, 2011 8:21 am
Oh, I love this one!

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monster • Oct 17, 2011 8:24 am
awesome! :lol:
monster • Oct 17, 2011 8:34 am
this one's good too

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infinite monkey • Oct 17, 2011 8:40 am
I don't know if I laughed harder at them wearing swimmies in the bathtub, or at Garfunkel sort of hip hop dancing towards the end (about 1:43.)

Are these girls making it famous? Have they appeared on any major talk shows? 'Cause they are clever!
Spexxvet • Oct 17, 2011 10:56 am
infinite monkey;764324 wrote:
Are these girls making it famous? Have they appeared on any major talk shows? 'Cause they are clever!


The Gooch was a character on Scrubs

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infinite monkey • Oct 17, 2011 10:59 am
Ahhhh. I vaguely remember that. I was sure I'd seen her somewhere before though.
Sundae • Oct 17, 2011 11:02 am
jimhelm;764273 wrote:
Seriously? They both look healthy and happy to me.

DanaC;764282 wrote:
To me also...

I didn't say she had the spectral spindly arms of death.
Just that they're spindly.

Fantastically funny though.
Trilby • Oct 17, 2011 11:09 am
footfootfoot;764066 wrote:
both of them could use a few cheeseburgers


This.


This is why I love you.
infinite monkey • Oct 17, 2011 11:14 am
I should be so 'spindly.' :lol:

Women: working hard to not be judged for our bodies since 1972.

We've come a long way, baby.

Meow. ;)
Sundae • Oct 17, 2011 12:15 pm
Hey, I'd say the same about a man.
If'n he has spindly arms I mean.
infinite monkey • Nov 13, 2011 11:09 am
I've been seeing these two everywhere now. I was watching a Big Bang Theory rerun last night and I was like "Hey, that's Garfunkel or Oates!"

I googled it today and sure enough, it was. Garfunkel, that is.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1641251/bio

They're more famous than I thought.

Later on there was a Progressive commercial where Oates (Kate Micucci) played a waitress in a diner.
infinite monkey • Nov 14, 2011 9:31 am
p.s.

I posted their latest vid in funny vid thread.

I LOVE it!
glatt • Nov 14, 2011 9:31 am
Yeah, I saw the dark haired one in something recently. She's got a memorable face, so you'll recognize her when you see her.
infinite monkey • Nov 14, 2011 9:34 am
Absolutely!

Garfunkel, too. She played a grad student who was in awe of Sheldon. The eyes are pretty easy to spot, though her hair was red and she looked "different" than the videos I've seen.

I saw a quick glimpse of an article that said HoBO was developing a series for them but when I looked for it again I couldn't find it.
footfootfoot • Nov 14, 2011 10:46 am
Garfunkel is a dead ringer for a girl I dated briefly in my 20s.
infinite monkey • Nov 14, 2011 10:47 am
Why'd you kill her?
monster • Nov 14, 2011 3:08 pm
infinite monkey;772639 wrote:
HoBO .


footfootfoot;772657 wrote:
Garfunkel is a dead ringer .


infinite monkey;772658 wrote:
Why'd you kill her?


It's a Pavlovian reaction
RellikLaerec • Nov 14, 2011 10:53 pm
The one is also on Raising Hope as the Baby/senior/pet sitter. She has some hilarious songs in that!
infinite monkey • Nov 16, 2011 12:38 pm
Just saw Oates again, on an episode of How I Met Your Mother that i'd seen, but didn't note the actress playing, I don't know, some kind of receptionist who kept giving positive answers like this "Sure you can get married in Atlantic City today...is what I WOULD say if...blah blah blah.) Yep, Kate Micucci.

They're everywhere!
Undertoad • Jul 1, 2012 11:36 pm
They are at Philadelphia's Helium Comedy Club Aug 17 and 18. But I don't know... how much of their act have I seen already?
SteveDallas • Jul 8, 2012 9:07 pm
Undertoad;818122 wrote:
how much of their act have I seen already?

FUCK WHO CARES??? I'M ON THAT
Undertoad • Jul 8, 2012 9:35 pm
Dang well okay then! Let's make it a GTG!
Ibby • Jul 8, 2012 9:41 pm
SO SO SO JEALOUS i have all the crushes on kate micucci
Undertoad • Jul 9, 2012 1:13 pm
If anyone is up for Greg Proops podcast taping at Helium on Thursday night, I find myself suddenly free to go to such an event. Apparently he will be addressing his thoughts on Pete Rose.

You may remember Mr Proops from Whose Line Is It Anyway, well he tours as a comic, but he also tapes a weekly live podcast called The Smartest Man In The World.
Undertoad • Aug 9, 2012 11:39 am
Undertoad;819078 wrote:
Dang well okay then! Let's make it a GTG!


It's next weekend, is anyone interested in getting a group together to do this?
SteveDallas • Aug 9, 2012 12:01 pm
Undertoad;823851 wrote:
It's next weekend, is anyone interested in getting a group together to do this?

My wife & I have tickets for the early show on Friday night; it's the only one that fit with our schedule.
footfootfoot • Aug 9, 2012 4:58 pm
is this her? on the right?