The Cellar is a soap opera

ZenGum • Oct 12, 2011 7:07 am
Really.

A bunch of characters, initially with a common location, but growing ever more disparate.

We've had weddings and divorces, feuds and love-ins; folks have come and gone but the game has gone on.

Every now and then ratings get a bit low and the writers get short on ideas, so they have something weird happen. Usually it is some crazy troll newb wandering in, or some dwellar suddenly comes out with a random surprise, like being a transvestite or a burger addict.

What should happen next?
Trilby • Oct 12, 2011 7:44 am
I never said i was a burger addict. i just said Dave's new cheeseburger was good.



I think we should have an evil twin pop up. That's always good for a few episodes.
jimhelm • Oct 12, 2011 7:53 am
I think he meant me. :(

And that was a mis diagnosis on my part. Still....
Aliantha • Oct 12, 2011 7:53 am
We need stalkers. Like on home and away. And we need Ridge to decide between Brooke and Taylor once and for all!
glatt • Oct 12, 2011 8:31 am
No stalkers please. I have enough already.
Aliantha • Oct 12, 2011 8:34 am
Really? You have stalkers glatt?
jimhelm • Oct 12, 2011 8:41 am
I have been stalking him for years.
Spexxvet • Oct 12, 2011 8:49 am
On the season premier of Cellar: Who shot LJ?:p:
Spexxvet • Oct 12, 2011 8:50 am
I've been stalking celery for years.
Aliantha • Oct 12, 2011 8:50 am
Yeah, and I'd be the prime suspect wouldn't I? lol
glatt • Oct 12, 2011 9:00 am
Aliantha;762918 wrote:
Really? You have stalkers glatt?


Not really. I thought I'd add to the drama.

Seriously, who would stalk me? Plus, I make it too easy for them if they did exisit. Where's the thrill in that?
Aliantha • Oct 12, 2011 9:04 am
I dunno. Someone who's got a thing about athletic looking family men who're handy with tools?

Hmmm...it's a good thing Dazza is no good with tools or we could have a stalker on our hands!
HungLikeJesus • Oct 12, 2011 9:29 am
I've lost track of the plot. Is Dazza your cat?
BrilliantDisguise • Oct 12, 2011 9:37 am
I'm not a troll but I am stalking glatt.
glatt • Oct 12, 2011 9:50 am
Yeah. Well, when I make it this easy.
BrilliantDisguise • Oct 12, 2011 10:11 am
glatt;762939 wrote:
Yeah. Well, when I make it this easy.


That's great!:lol:

But I was stalking you without even knowing about that. :cool:
BrilliantDisguise • Oct 12, 2011 10:28 am
I am kidding btw.:p:
monster • Oct 12, 2011 6:53 pm
You forgot the bit about me being an alien
Aliantha • Oct 12, 2011 7:12 pm
and not just any alien either. An Illegal Alien! (Ever been to NY?)
Griff • Oct 12, 2011 8:42 pm
ZenGum;762905 wrote:


What should happen next?


Bring back a dead character? Oops, been there done that.
Aliantha • Oct 12, 2011 8:47 pm
:lol2:
ZenGum • Oct 12, 2011 10:18 pm
Sooner or later, somone is going to have to waterski-jump over a shark enclosure.
ZenGum • Oct 12, 2011 10:18 pm
Could the Church of the Whale Penis be considered a cellar spin-off?
Aliantha • Oct 12, 2011 10:58 pm
ZenGum;763245 wrote:
Sooner or later, somone is going to have to waterski-jump over a shark enclosure.


Pinky Tuscadero did that on Happy Days way back when I was a kid...or was that Fonzie? I think it was. Pinky got smashed up in a smash em up derby!

God I've watched some shit on tv in my life.
Flint • Oct 13, 2011 12:15 am
glatt;762917 wrote:
No stalkers please. I have enough already.


Aliantha;762918 wrote:
Really? You have stalkers glatt?


jimhelm;762920 wrote:
I have been stalking him for years.


I thought I was glatt's stalker.
wolf • Oct 13, 2011 1:01 am
ZenGum;763247 wrote:
Could the Church of the Whale Penis be considered a cellar spin-off?


It is. Bastard red-headed stepchild.
TheMercenary • Oct 14, 2011 9:31 am
pull my finger.
infinite monkey • Oct 14, 2011 3:05 pm
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Trilby • Oct 14, 2011 5:28 pm
I want to be Alexis!!
infinite monkey • Oct 14, 2011 6:58 pm
I wasn't sure who Alexis was, so I googled it. Found out the character was after my time. I watched GH religiously all through HS and college. It was really quite fun. I got away from it though. But wait...why oh why did that woman who plays her look so damn familiar? Well, at the time I watched GH I also sometimes watched Santa Barbara. She was Julia on SB.

You can see a bunch of the old GHs on youtube, and I watched part with Robert and Holly. Robert had that really cool ultra-modern hidden room so he could be big spy police chief guy. Looking back it looks like the secret door was made of paper and the machines were made of...I don't know what!
Trilby • Oct 15, 2011 8:56 am
Oh! I meant Alexis from Dynasty!

Joanie Collins - that imp.
richlevy • Oct 15, 2011 10:38 am
While I admit that there seem to be all of these undercurrents going on in the Cellar, I'm not here often enough and don't read enough threads to pick up on them.
I am so clueless. I just saw on Facebook that Tony is engaged to Jackie. Did I miss something here or has it been awhile and I've forgotten?

In any case, Mazel Tov Tony!


BTW, I missed the whole Brian/Pamela story until Pamela mentioned it in chat.:smack:
Undertoad • Oct 15, 2011 10:48 am
We've been engaged for what is it five years now, but thank you sir!
BigV • Oct 30, 2011 3:51 pm
ZenGum;762905 wrote:
Really.

A bunch of characters, initially with a common location, but growing ever more disparate.

We've had weddings and divorces, feuds and love-ins; folks have come and gone but the game has gone on.

Every now and then ratings get a bit low and the writers get short on ideas, so they have something weird happen. Usually it is some crazy troll newb wandering in, or some dwellar suddenly comes out with a random surprise, like being a transvestite or a burger addict.

What should happen next?


You should take your own advice:
very clever, now lets see you exorcise it again.