This might explain why Cicero doesn't have the password to the interwebs

Cicero Taxpayers Shell Out $1,000 for Rubber Chickens

It's on Fox, so...

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/investigative/cicero-rubber-chickens-svengoolie-houby-fest-parade-rosemary-konz-taxpayer-20111003

So close, the password was chickenrubbers.