Vote For Brianna's New Name
The Churning Urn of Burning Funk
Option Seven, which is invisible except to the pure of heart, is OTHER and is a write in.
I knew a Claude Balls, he was a lion tamer...
Who is Brianna?
Can you keep a secret?
Clawed Debt
very clever. You sir, are a wit.
but, methinks, no.
I want to choose something...
else. Something unsullied by my own freakish name and something that is more 'me' now that I'm a crone.
Circe?
I like how your mind works, jimhelm.
But isn't that too close to Cicero? We'd both end up being called Cic or similar.
boobboobboob
LadyoftheRoundTable
Sylvia
Keat Scholar
Litterati
Wol
George BS
Canny Linguist
Sarah Connor
Treacle :)
Oh sorry, not word association.
What's so outdated about Brianna anyway?
It's a given name. People age with it.
Not you of course, thy eternal summer shall not fade.
Okay, how about Beatrice?
She's one of Shakespeare's feistiest heroines, and it's close to Brianna (kinda)
And I last saw her played by a redhead.
Eugenie
Brainier
Treeless in Ohio
Spidercat
thanks for all the suggestions.
I'm going with Bee.
short, fast, to the point yet also round and fuzzy and poorly designed.
me to a Tee.
:)
Wouldn't Bree be better?
Closer to the original, what many people call you already and metioned by Tolkien :)
Bree = way too cheesy. Belongs on a baguette with grapes.
Though I pronounce the name Bree-anna, I shorten it to Bry (Bri).
Bri = Bree to me.
Bry was short for Brian, until he was Pamela.
Ah come on, better than Bee surely?
Bea Arthur?
Awww. I like Bee.
Then again, I like bees.
And if Bri starts posting as Bee, then I can start picturing her as a cartoon bee. And that can only be a good thing.
I am a Burroughs fan, and therefore went for the Benway choice.
Bree's cool though. Feels carefree, a little bit wild and all that.
thanks for all the suggestions.
I'm going with Bee.
short, fast, to the point yet also round and fuzzy and poorly designed.
me to a Tee.
:)
NO
i don't like it.
I can't approve of it. You'll have to try again.
Bumble Bee
Busy Bee
Honey Bee
Worker Bee
Killer Bee
Tobeornotto Bee
The list goes on and on
Jim-
I like the [COLOR="Red"]DENIED[/COLOR]. Is that a work perk?
I like ZigBee, which is the zick-zack dance of the bee.
Bumble Bee
Busy Bee
Honey Bee
Worker Bee
Killer Bee
Tobeornotto Bee
The list goes on and on
FSM - this reminds me so much of Wonky Donkey (SM:TV with Cat Dealy every Saturday morning).
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A work colleague and I would text eachother every week. I was superstar champion. But she sang the Saturday morning theme tunes far better than I did.
Ant & Dec are now national treasures, but back in those days they were allowed to be mean to children. And they deserved it for not knowing WHAT RHYMED!
Jim-
I like the [COLOR="Red"]DENIED[/COLOR]. Is that a work perk?
no, just a google image search
I don't decline loans. Well, sometimes I do, but only if people are truly loan-proof. Then I have to send them an adverse action letter and a whole other bunch of bullshit... It's easier to just submit the app to a bank that doesn't care about book to look ratios and let them send the letter.
But I don't have a cool red stamp like that, if that's what you meant. I should get one. If just to fuck with the salesmen when they give me incomplete paperwork. Think I could get that past the Accts Receivable clerk? she's new.... i may just try....
Ok! ok! Bee isn't popular.
will keep thinking and then *spring* it on you all.
Bee isn't popular with *jim*.
I like it, lots of others here like it too. You like it. He'll adapt, and if he doesn't, fuck, maybe he'll write a pathos filled singalong guitar song about it. You'll be doing him a favor.
but....but jim is my secret love!
(right after bruce and foot)
:eyebrow:
I can hear you, you know. I'm standing right here.
And. And what's your point? Go with Bee, and he'll what? Pout? I'd pay a dollar to see that. Shun you? bwahaaaahhahahahah. Keep talking to you cause he already knows you irrespective of your handle here? (for the record, half the species is visually oriented and [strike]we're[/strike] that half is having a conversation with your legendary image posts, not with your username, "crone".)
I told you it'd be a favor to him. Do it. Get busy, Bee.
but....but jim is my secret love!
(right after bruce and foot)
I secretly love you too*, and just so you know Bee makes instantly think of "Ain't Bea" and that instantly relieves the inflammation
*(right along with all the women dwellars
well...I do like her hat.
btw - who gave Aunt Bea a pearl necklace??
ZZ Top, of course.
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She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.
She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not true what she's talkin' about, [see notes]
It really don't cost that much.
She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
Just wondering why you want to change it? Brianna is a pretty name.
(right [COLOR="Red"]after[/COLOR] bruce and foot)
WTF!?
:: kicks shit around the room ::
bri, bee, whatever... a rose by any other name is still as sweet.
I was just playin.
I'll even love you if you change your name to BigB and put a huge blue annoying signature line up.
Hey, I got it!!
Let's call her 'Late fer supper'!
you guys need to bee hive yourselves.
How about something exotic sounding that hints to the range of her personality - like "purranha."
I'll leave it brianna for now.
(and thanks, BrilliantDisguise - it's not my real name but it is pretty)
How about something exotic sounding that hints to the range of her personality - like "purranha."
urk...
[COLOR="White"][SIZE="1"]a pussy that smells like fish and eats you? I vote no.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Hotty McHotness
My brains are naked
I like Bee, or some variation on that.
A little bit of honey, a little bit of sting.
And you know, the gum tree is a flowering plant, nudge nudge, wink wink.
Ant & Dec are now national treasures, but back in those days they were allowed to be mean to children. And they deserved it for not knowing WHAT RHYMED!
But what was the
answer? Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't think we've milked the nursing angle enough.;)
Spongebath Squarepanties.:rolleyes:
PayPerView Nightnurse.
If you really want a 'Bee' theme then:
Beehive Yourself
B-Movie Bombshell
you could do like rich and I and use your actual name....
But what was the answer? Inquiring minds want to know.
Thta one went on for about 3 weeks as I remember.
One little kids came on and said, "Is it a cow?" which made me cry with laughter.
Therer was another call where you could clearly hear an adult prompting the child and Dec said, "Tell your Man she's rubbish as well!"
Anyway, it was Twee Bee.
Another one I got and Nick didn't :)
She claimed never to have heard the word "Twee" but I pointed out this made it even worse. So she sang Pokemon all the way through to prove she still had the upper hand.
Hey, I got it!!
Let's call her 'Long Distance, Collect'.
Bee - Queen of Everything
You cover all bases that way.
Anyway, it was Twee Bee.
Oh good, I don't feel dumb for not getting it then. Twee's not a word we'd ever use. It looks like the kind of show I would have loved to watch as a kid, but you'd never find something so verbally abusive on TV today.
Anything with "I hate you" in it should fit.
Anything with "I hate you" in it should fit.
Pardon?
Dude, I didn't write it. It was part of the poll.
"zing!" ":lol2:"
:eyebrow: