So, I Went To A Party Last Night...

It didn't start off as a "party". Just a bunch of us sitting around bullshitting like ya do. Then Beer arrived. Then Other Mind-Altering Substances arrived. Whiskey showed up at some point. One thing led to another...And so, I put it to you Cellar Dwellars, as a Parable of Life, that it is officially a party when the phrase

Please don't jack off my dog.

has been uttered.

Other things that happened (to the best of my recollection):

A bald man, no doubt, now has rug burn, on his head.

I danced on half a pic-a-nic table.

A friend of mine was electrocuted (just a little bit) when he stabbed a boom box that was plugged in, and playing.

Every person at this whateverthehellitwas barked like a dog at one point or another. Repeatedly. In unison, at times. We also did a fair impersonation of a coon hunt.

Strange chicks' boobs were motorboated. (She asked "What would you do if you had a pair of these at home?" So, I put 'em in my mouth.) No, there are no pix.

We burned stolen firewood.

The cops stayed away.

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Oh, and, no hangover this [Strike]morning[/Strike] afternoon.

:D

sounds like a lovely soiree!

These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.

that rat thar is funneh.

Thursday

Undertoad;759473 wrote:

These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.

Ur getting the holiday wrong -it was Rosh Hashanwhiskey

John Bauman celebrates Rosh-sha-na-na.

Hmmm...theres a much better joke there...i just cant place it.

Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?

Sounds like a flash mob.

Sounds fun Grav.

1. You might want to question just who it is you "party" with.

2. It could have been MUCH worse.

Hey! Quit suckin' my dog off

or

Why the fuck is there a spatula in my dogs ass?

You know, I think the last really great party I went to was full of people dancing, chugging water and saying, "You are SO amazing!" and meaning it.

I'm showing my age now.

Aliantha;759622 wrote:

Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?

I ain't too old for nothing!!!!

To quote a country song:

I ain't as good as I once was
I've got a few years on me now
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

Damn skippy.

;)

Did I mention that party had a "happy ending"?

What is the age cutoff for fun, anyway?

There's no age cut off for fun.

I have just noticed myself that my definition of fun is different in my late 30's to what it was when I was in my early 20's before I had kids etc.

Cut Off for fun ??!!! WTF !!!

I dont want to grow up, im a Toys are us kid !!!!

TMI : I remember walking in on my grand Mother and her boy friend once ( They were in there 90's and yes they were doing THAT !!!)

God bless'em!!:lol2: