It's lonely at the intellectual bottom...

infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 9:37 am
What is 12 + B?

Alternately, what are the three branches of D to the 12th power?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25980
DanaC • Sep 28, 2011 9:38 am
Is the answer 'pistachio icecream'?


*crosses fingers*


Pleeease let it be.
infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 9:39 am
Hahahhahahaaa!

You, Dana, are a GENIUS!

Tell her what she's won, Bob.
glatt • Sep 28, 2011 9:40 am
"ooh, ooh, ooh!

This past summer, my family and I, went to, that park. With the candy. You know, Hershey park? And I rode a roller coaster!"
infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 9:49 am
That's an insightful and well thought out answer, glatt. It's not quite what I'm looking for though.
Spexxvet • Sep 28, 2011 10:00 am
Bernice, the Giant Asian Toad with six tails, all of which are invisible, has had a twenty year pen pal relationship with Sarah Palin.
DanaC • Sep 28, 2011 10:07 am
As I was reading the last couple of posts I was also clicking through my answerphone messages. As I got to Spexx's post, I heard: 'Oh Hallo Cllr XXXXX, It's Bernice here from committee section....'
Spexxvet • Sep 28, 2011 10:34 am
DanaC;759075 wrote:
As I was reading the last couple of posts I was also clicking through my answerphone messages. As I got to Spexx's post, I heard: 'Oh Hallo Cllr XXXXX, It's Bernice here from committee section....'


There's a toad on the committee?!
DanaC • Sep 28, 2011 10:41 am
Apparently
Undertoad • Sep 28, 2011 10:43 am
infinite monkey;759068 wrote:
What is 12 + B?


1D
infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 11:30 am
Spexxvet;759078 wrote:
There's a toad on the committee?!


"No, they never did turn me into a toad."

--Pete


:p:
infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 11:30 am
Undertoad;759082 wrote:
1D


Interesting. Show your work?
Undertoad • Sep 28, 2011 11:42 am
It's hexadecimal (base 16)

You count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A, 1B...
footfootfoot • Sep 28, 2011 11:44 am
In Florida, we had hamburgers. We stayed in a hotel, and we saw Becky...

[YOUTUBE]kN9rNN7BnnA[/YOUTUBE]
Trilby • Sep 28, 2011 12:15 pm
What is 12 + B?

B12 you idiots!
infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 12:18 pm
Now now, they're not 'idiots'. That's just your perception because you don't agree with them.

Maths, as you know, are up for interpretation.

Hey, click the poll, peoples. If it helps, I clicked WTF...
Trilby • Sep 28, 2011 12:22 pm
'mathS'

????

are you becoming British?
infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 12:25 pm
Explanation in the 'intellectual top' thread. ;)
Beest • Sep 28, 2011 1:03 pm
Spexxvet;759078 wrote:
There's a toad on the committee?!


She got better!
Sundae • Sep 28, 2011 1:35 pm
Spexxvet;759074 wrote:
Bernice, the Giant Asian Toad...

DanaC;759075 wrote:
As I was reading the last couple of posts I was also clicking through my answerphone messages. As I got to Spexx's post, I heard: 'Oh Hallo Cllr XXXXX, It's Bernice here from committee section....'

Was it Bernice from L of G?
Brianna;759109 wrote:
What is 12 + B?
B12 you idiots!

I think you'll find that's B52.
40 extra alcohol points get added on as it passes through another dimension. Something to do with neutrinos.
Cicero • Sep 28, 2011 2:11 pm
The answer is 5- I have no explanation- I was just wondering if I passed this exam. I also noticed just now that I am at the intellectual bottom as only 22.2 chose the same choice as I did. I am also starting to suspect that the real answer hasn't been posted.
footfootfoot • Sep 28, 2011 2:18 pm
Cicero;759147 wrote:
The answer is 5- I have no explanation- I was just wondering if I passed this exam. I also noticed just now that I am at the intellectual bottom as only 22.2 chose the same choice as I did. I am also starting to suspect that the real answer hasn't been posted.

Contrary to the title of the post, you've got a lot of company down here. Pull up a chair.
infinite monkey • Sep 28, 2011 2:38 pm
Where's Sheldon?

I wondered if he's an intellectual top or an intellectual bottom.
BigV • Sep 28, 2011 2:39 pm
Top
Sundae • Sep 28, 2011 2:48 pm
I'd guess Shel is reasonably intellectual.
But in questions of arse, if baby you're the bottom, he's the top!
(paraphrased)
jimhelm • Sep 28, 2011 3:01 pm
B+12= B

B+13=B#
Gravdigr • Sep 28, 2011 4:46 pm
infinite monkey;759071 wrote:
Hahahhahahaaa!

You, Dana, are a GENIUS!

Tell her what she's won, Bob.


[Bob] Dana, you've won this fabulous collection of shit rolled into little balls! Back to you, monkeygirl... [/Bob]
Gravdigr • Sep 28, 2011 4:48 pm
infinite monkey;759167 wrote:
Where's Sheldon?


Where is Sheldon? [SIZE="1"]Prolly baking somebody's fish.[/SIZE]
Gravdigr • Sep 28, 2011 4:49 pm
infinite monkey;759068 wrote:
What is 12 + B?

Alternately, what are the three branches of D to the 12th power?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25980


Undertoad;759082 wrote:
1D


Undertoad;759101 wrote:
It's hexadecimal (base 16)

You count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A, 1B...


Brianna;759109 wrote:
What is 12 + B?

B12 you idiots!


jimhelm;759184 wrote:
B+12= B

B+13=B#


BINGO!!!
jimhelm • Sep 28, 2011 5:58 pm
Of course, there IS no B#. That was an inside joke for the musicians.
Undertoad • Sep 28, 2011 7:48 pm
The notes have letters???
sexobon • Sep 28, 2011 8:41 pm
[COLOR="White"]........................[/COLOR][SIZE="5"]B[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]3[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]T[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]W[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]4[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]E[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]L[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]V[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]4[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]E[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE]
ZenGum • Sep 28, 2011 9:26 pm
UT wins. Dteen indeed.
infinite monkey • Sep 29, 2011 10:31 am
sexobon;759248 wrote:
[COLOR="White"]........................[/COLOR][SIZE="5"]B[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]3[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]T[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]W[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]4[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]E[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]L[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]V[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]4[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]E[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]1[/SIZE]


You are clever. :)
limey • Sep 29, 2011 11:53 am
My head hurts :(
monster • Sep 29, 2011 1:13 pm
Are there intellectual bottom feeders?
Sundae • Sep 29, 2011 2:09 pm
Arse-lickers?
Undertoad • Sep 29, 2011 2:23 pm
YouTube commenters.
DanaC • Sep 29, 2011 2:23 pm
Sundae;759394 wrote:
Arse-lickers?


Bless you
Sundae • Sep 29, 2011 2:39 pm
At least you didn't bless my heart...

When asked if British people had better manners, Steven Petrow [author of Complete Gay and Lesbian Manners] said:
Anything you say always sounds so much better because of your accents!” he laughs.
“I think you can get away with just about anything in my book. In a way you’re like Southerners in the U.S., many of whom have a melodious tongue and are as sweet as pie to your face. But don’t turn your back – and pray that no one ever says to you, “Bless your heart.” That’s really a pox on your house!
infinite monkey • Sep 29, 2011 3:04 pm
Who sez it's a pox on a house?

How in the world could that be a pox on a house? :confused:
Trilby • Sep 29, 2011 3:09 pm
infinite monkey;759435 wrote:
Who sez it's a pox on a house?

How in the world could that be a pox on a house? :confused:


I've heard that, IM. If someone says "bless your heart," or "bless her/his heart", they really mean that person is a no-good idiot. ESP. if said in the south. It's like "she's no better than she should be," like that.
infinite monkey • Sep 29, 2011 3:12 pm
OH fuck it.

It's like not being able to tell someone to have a nice day. Just because some crabby bastard decided it was a bad thing doesn't make it so.

Have a blessing fucked bullshit made up crap day. ;)
infinite monkey • Sep 29, 2011 3:14 pm
I just recently said to bless someone's heart.

Some rat bastard made it bad without my knowing.

I meant it with caring and concern.

From now on, if anyone says "Here, have some Cotton Candy" it means they want to strangle you while buttfucking you in the mouth while you stand on hot coals. K?

:mad:
Trilby • Sep 29, 2011 3:17 pm
:lol: No, no...it can absolutely be said with warmth and caring and concern. It's just the WAY you say it that makes it a curse. you know. Some woman pisses me off in the grocery line or whatever and all my serenity is gone and I look at her with daggers and dripping ice say Well, bless your heart. YOU KNOW!
Trilby • Sep 29, 2011 3:19 pm
oh, btw, the She's no better than she should be I think, ({I'm pretty sure, anyway}) means, She's a whore.

:lol:
infinite monkey • Sep 29, 2011 3:20 pm
So...say "She's a WHORE!" Not "oh she's something she should be if she were ten times less than she is and five times more than she would have been if she had been better than she was..."

Easy Peasy Japanesy.

:lol:
classicman • Sep 29, 2011 3:27 pm
Here, have some Cotton Candy, IM.
infinite monkey • Sep 29, 2011 3:34 pm
This is the bottom thread.

Say what you mean, or get the fuck out. :lol:

(Or, more politely: the bread is in the sugar bowl tonight and the moon is jumping on the tracks.)
footfootfoot • Sep 29, 2011 3:52 pm
...What I meant to say "Please pass the salt." But what I actually said was "Shut your whore mouth you bitch you've ruined my life."
Sundae • Sep 29, 2011 4:01 pm
CALM DOWN PEOPLE!

It was said by a gay, white man.
That means Conservatives don't need to accept it because it's GAY.
And Liberals can ignore it because it's a WHITE MAN.

Just for once - everybody wins.
Gravdigr • Sep 29, 2011 4:07 pm
monster;759374 wrote:
Are there intellectual bottom feeders?


Present.
classicman • Sep 29, 2011 4:53 pm
Well looks like its just you and me Digr - whats on the schedule tonight?
ZenGum • Sep 29, 2011 9:47 pm
I just wish someone had notified me when "you're looking well" started to mean "you're fat".

Downunda, "bastard" can be anywhere from best mate to worst enemy, depending on the inflection.

In the 19earlys, a visiting English cricket captain complained to the Australian captain that one of the Australian players had called him a bastard. The Aussie led him into the Aussie dressing room and called out "All right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?" :lol:
Gravdigr • Oct 2, 2011 7:00 pm
classicman;759513 wrote:
Well looks like its just you and me Digr - whats on the schedule tonight?


Japanese lesbian midget porn.
DanaC • Oct 2, 2011 7:01 pm
Gravdigr;760293 wrote:
Japanese lesbian midget porn.


Again? Jeez.
Clodfobble • Oct 3, 2011 8:35 am
Awhile ago I did a search for "chiropractor British pronunciation."

Later, Mr. Clod was beginning a search for chi- something on my laptop... and it suggested the thing I had searched for above.

Except the search box on that particular website was of limited size, so what actually appeared in the suggestion drop-down was "chiropractor British pron." He's still mocking me over my new fetish.
ZenGum • Oct 3, 2011 11:53 pm
:lol:

You could put your back out watching that - and still keep a stiff upper lip.