Scary Craigslist Job Ads

monster • Sep 18, 2011 9:52 pm
Feel Free to add your own:

Minumum wage, no experience necessary, assistant for doctor's office, who will assist with therapies.....

:bolt:

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ofc/2605295326.html

wouldn't want to be the employee or the patient!
monster • Sep 18, 2011 9:57 pm
so clear what your responsibilities would be: you are not the boss!

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/lab/2605304307.html
HungLikeJesus • Sep 18, 2011 10:13 pm
monster;756939 wrote:
so clear what your responsibilities would be: you are not the boss!

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/lab/2605304307.html


I couldn't quite figure out this line:

...applicant opened to so many opportunities...
monster • Sep 18, 2011 10:14 pm
me either. I suspect ho-house "assistant"
monster • Sep 18, 2011 10:15 pm
and these are just a couple of the jobs posted today.....

...I think i'mm'a have another baby.......
Clodfobble • Sep 19, 2011 9:37 am
I have a microbiology test today that I really don't want to take, and honest to God, that thought popped into my head last night. "You know, if I had another baby, I wouldn't have to be studying this crap."
footfootfoot • Sep 19, 2011 11:06 am
Yeah, well if you were a crack whore you wouldn't have to be studying that crap either.

Get back to work.
footfootfoot • Sep 19, 2011 11:09 am
monster;756938 wrote:
Feel Free to add your own:

Minumum wage, no experience necessary, assistant for doctor's office, who will assist with therapies.....

:bolt:

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ofc/2605295326.html

wouldn't want to be the employee or the patient!


There was a Sam Gross cartoon of a new employee at a bike shop and the owner said to him, "The pay's not great, but you get to sniff the saddles."

I wonder if they offer similar perks, "The pay is only $7.50 an hour but you get to help with the therapies..."

What kind of therapies?
ZenGum • Sep 19, 2011 9:12 pm
What kind of therapies?


:jagoff:
infinite monkey • Sep 20, 2011 8:45 am
:eek:
footfootfoot • Sep 20, 2011 5:33 pm
We've got dolphins that need waxing and cheetahs that need spanking, there's a half hour break for lunch and two fifteen minute breaks per day.
infinite monkey • Sep 20, 2011 6:23 pm
It says here on your resume that you have extensive cheetah spanking experience. Can you tell me about a time when you found cheetah spanking to be particularly difficult, and how did you handle that?
footfootfoot • Sep 20, 2011 7:30 pm
I think a wild turkey was involved...
TheMercenary • Sep 20, 2011 8:41 pm
We deep fry those here....
toranokaze • Sep 20, 2011 9:42 pm
monster;756938 wrote:
Feel Free to add your own:

Minumum wage, no experience necessary, assistant for doctor's office, who will assist with the rapies.....

:bolt:

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ofc/2605295326.html

wouldn't want to be the employee or the patient!


They just forgot the space
footfootfoot • Sep 20, 2011 10:20 pm
TheMercenary;757313 wrote:
We deep fry those here....


I was born in Georgia, you deep fry everything down there.:D
monster • Sep 21, 2011 6:26 am
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/hea/2609268086.html
Clodfobble • Sep 21, 2011 8:23 am
Compensation: UNLIMITED


Oh yes. This is on the level. The only reason I haven't applied is that I'm not comfortable with an unlimited cash stream. It's too overwhelming.
Trilby • Sep 21, 2011 8:34 am
Clodfobble;757365 wrote:
Oh yes. This is on the level. The only reason I haven't applied is that I'm not comfortable with an unlimited cash stream. It's too overwhelming.


not to mention the benefits! How many mojitos can one woman drink??? ;)
Beest • Sep 21, 2011 12:59 pm
before craigslist:

Image
monster • Sep 21, 2011 1:21 pm
fixed that nice red x for you
Sundae • Sep 21, 2011 2:02 pm
Hmmmmm.
£550 per week? Methinks the boss is a cheapskate!

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/etc/2609551536.html
monster • Sep 21, 2011 2:03 pm
:eek:

Please when replying make sure you understand the role of a companion!



I'd have to agree there, S