maybe putdowns...
I hadn't heard this before and loved it...
"her breath was so bad it could knock a buzzard off of a sh*te wagon"
I'm saving that....
and I just read this
"...urge to walk across the floor and slap her sister stupid. One whack would probably suffice"
:lol:
maybe putdowns...
I hadn't heard this before and loved it...
"her breath was so bad it could knock a buzzard off of a sh*te wagon"
:lol:
I laughed out loud when I read this. :lol:
I've taught my 3 and 4 year old kids to use the phrase "as the Dickens"
The phrase "butt-fuck an antelope" crossed my mind a few days ago, merely as a general cuss. No idea why. It has a good rhythm though.
mrs. G's aunt ( who lived thru the Blitz ) was a fan of "bless her cotton socks"
( cotton socks indicated simple-plain )
when my sister and I want to be snarky we arch our eyebrows and say "She's no better than she should be!"
I saw The Help over the weekend and Allison Janney's character says, "Your sister is upsetting my cancerous ulcers!"
"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped"
"Dumb is not knowing any better. Stupid is knowing better, but doing it anyway."
I came across this list of updated sayings/phrases/adages:
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