Totally stupid thoughts
I don't know where this thread belongs or even if it is worthy of being posted, but here goes nothing. All jokes & snide remarks aside, have any of you noticed the "high concentration" of beautiful, intelligent, and extremely witty women on the cellar?? I don't run into many women this alluring in real life. Why are there so many here, yet they are all so far away. Sigh.
I know these are stupid thoughts. I guess I'm just lonely tonight.
Sarge havent you figured out that there only about 5-6 real folks that post here ??
The rest are sock puppets , and spam bots that UT has repourpsed to sound Human !!!
I don't know where this thread belongs or even if it is worthy of being posted, but here goes nothing. All jokes & snide remarks aside, have any of you noticed the "high concentration" of beautiful, intelligent, and extremely witty women on the cellar?? I don't run into many women this alluring in real life. Why are there so many here, yet they are all so far away. Sigh.
I know these are stupid thoughts. I guess I'm just lonely tonight.
UT is a chick magnet, dude.
Sarge, all the amazing, intelligent and witty women in your environs are either married (as are a lot of Dwellars) or spending all their time on the internet ;)
why is it a totally stupid thought to think about the awesomeness of the women here?
That's a brilliant thought, buddy!
Sundae, I'm really worried. Are you real? I hope you aren't a sock puppet.
If you wank off into a sock, it's still real, right?
I don't know. Is anyone around to hear it?
All these hot chicks are dudes. :rolleyes:;)
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why is it a totally stupid thought to think about the awesomeness of the women here?
That's a brilliant thought, buddy!
I agree. :D
sorry guys for posting this. i was having a bad night and feeling very lonely
We all love you Sarge. Just remember that next time you're feeling sad and lonely. xx
I don't think any Cellar women mind your nice compliments. ;)
If we do, we can turn right around and read how inconsequential we are. UG is always willing to tell us what plebeians we are.
(And by we I mean me.)
Ahhh, balance. That's what makes a good life. Balance and money. :)
And pasta.
And pizza.
I'm thinking of driving my poor stupid ass to Godfather's after work (there's one in a town that's a bit out of my way but on the way home.) I haven't had one since HS, and that just sounds really good.
I don't think any Cellar women mind your nice compliments. ;)
If we do, we can turn right around and read how inconsequential we are. UG is always willing to tell us what plebeians we are.
(And by we I mean me.)
Ahhh, balance. That's what makes a good life. Balance and money. :)
And by me, she means we :p
:)
Am I wrong to feel a little hurt by, of all people, UG? ;)
I'll get out of the bitter barn soon, I swear!
Babba, being hurt by UG is like being hurt by the weather.
You can't control it, therefore don't worry about it.
We all love Sarge, so we'll lay outside and take our clothes off.
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
If it's flies ye be wantin'.
I was sure I'd wooed UG with my wit and charm.
Sigh. What time will the Shedding of the Clothes occur?
Babba, being hurt by UG is like being hurt by the weather.
You can't control it, therefore don't worry about it.
We all love Sarge, so we'll lay outside and take our clothes off.
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
Being hurt by UG is like being hurt by a pebble in your shoe. Shake the damn thing out and throw it as far as you can.
That sounds like a cosmic way of honoring Sarge. We'll all go out al fresco at the same time and send sexy thoughts his way. Now if we just can get all the time zones right... :hearts:
Being hurt by UG is like being hurt by a pebble in your shoe. Shake the damn thing out and throw it as far as you can.
That sounds like a cosmic way of honoring Sarge. We'll all go out al fresco at the same time and send sexy thoughts his way. Now if we just can get all the time zones right... :hearts:
Given that probably means 3am in Yorkshire, i'll pass on the alfresco part of that plan :p
You can always send naked pictures this way. Except for IM. I want to see her in the panda suit
I'm glad you're willing to settle for a panda suit, Sarge. ;)
sorry guys for posting this...
Now, you apologize right now and pile on the compliments. :D
We all love you Sarge. Just remember that next time you're feeling sad and lonely. xx
While ya fap into that sock Sundae was talking 'bout...
Now, I've got get naked and think about Sarge.
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Given that probably means 3am in Yorkshire, i'll pass on the alfresco part of that plan :p
Texas can take the 3 AM slot--it's still 90 degrees overnight here...