I'm not a spammer

John Sellers • Aug 15, 2011 3:27 pm
Mods, I assure you, I don't spam. I hate spam. Please approve me, so I can edit my profile.
BigV • Aug 15, 2011 8:50 pm
I approve.


Moderate though I may be, I'm not a moderator. But I can't even see your profile from here, you're not backlit or anything.
Rrrraven • Aug 16, 2011 1:53 am
It takes a little while. You get a little paranoid that they might be plotting against you, toying with you. . .your posts appear, then disappear. . .then all of a sudden you're good to go. I'm convinced it's some sort of social experiment. ;)
John Sellers • Aug 16, 2011 2:47 pm
I was just lookin' to get approved ASAP. In any case, it's all good now, so, my thanks to glatt and/or wolf.
wolf • Aug 16, 2011 6:16 pm
Mr. Sellars, welcome to the Cellar.
monster • Aug 16, 2011 8:15 pm
Join R. Cellars.
HungLikeJesus • Aug 16, 2011 9:11 pm
There's a road in Detroit called John R. Any relation?
John Sellers • Aug 16, 2011 9:55 pm
Here we go again! Making fun of my name gets you put on my shitlist! Sound familiar?

Bye, fuckers!

Oh, and when you all die, your souls will belong to me!
monster • Aug 16, 2011 10:23 pm
:eyebrow:
ZenGum • Aug 17, 2011 12:51 am
KTHNXBAI


Seriously, if you're sensitive about your name, use a bloody handle when you go on the internet.
DanaC • Aug 17, 2011 3:31 am
Hmmm. Making fun of his name puts us on his shitlist...sound familiar? Kind of does aye. PP?
ZenGum • Aug 17, 2011 3:56 am
Nah, different Schtick. Not enough self-pity.

Maybe Drax, though. Who cares?


Oh, flashback! RKZ!
grynch • Aug 17, 2011 4:00 am
you guys are hung up on the Drax character.. three different people accused me of being him.
( or someone from a dark cellar past )
DanaC • Aug 17, 2011 4:11 am
Ahhhh. Forgot about Draxxie's latest visit. Yeah. That makes more sense.
jimhelm • Aug 17, 2011 4:34 am
drax foshizzel
wolf • Aug 17, 2011 4:38 pm
This place is like teh crack, fo' serious.
John Sellers • Aug 17, 2011 6:30 pm
Ok, I've had a chance I calm down, but AFIC, making fun of my (or any person's) real name is a sign of disrespect. Also, at least I have enough courage to use my real name on a board with almost no rules. By doing so, I'm taking a big risk.
Dracks • Aug 17, 2011 6:53 pm
I agree completely. It's just not right.

:headshake
John Sellers • Aug 17, 2011 6:53 pm
grynch;750782 wrote:
you guys are hung up on the Drax character...


And my question is why? Is there a logical why the Dwellar community likes this name so much? Is it cuz ya'll like the character from Moonraker, or maybe The Doctor's fellow Time Lord in The Armageddon Factor.
Spexxvet • Aug 17, 2011 6:55 pm
Is that your real hair?
John Sellers • Aug 17, 2011 6:58 pm
Dracks;751005 wrote:
I agree completely. It's just not right.

:headshake


Even tho I know this is your pathetic attempt at dry humor, thanks...Jim.
Aliantha • Aug 17, 2011 7:14 pm
I don't have a shit list. I feel a bit left out now. I think I'm going to go and get a shit list. I guess then I'll have to decide what to put on my shit list.
John Sellers • Aug 17, 2011 7:27 pm
Or you could just use this one.
Lola Bunny • Aug 17, 2011 9:30 pm
John R. Sellers;750999 wrote:
Ok, I've had a chance I calm down, but AFIC, making fun of my (or any person's) real name is a sign of disrespect. Also, at least I have enough courage to use my real name on a board with almost no rules. By doing so, I'm taking a big risk.


But why would you want to use your real name on a message board? Just wondering.
John Sellers • Aug 17, 2011 10:20 pm
I have my reasons, and that's all I'm sayin'.
jimhelm • Aug 18, 2011 1:43 am
John R. Sellers;751008 wrote:
Even tho I know this is your pathetic attempt at dry humor, thanks...Jim.


Holy total giveaway drax..... You should know better. That's monster, dummy...
John Sellers • Aug 18, 2011 3:12 am
jimhelm;751067 wrote:
That's monster, dummy...


How was i supposed to know that? I'm not that lo'Be Vos VampYre.
grynch • Aug 18, 2011 3:42 am
Aliantha;751013 wrote:
I don't have a shit list. I feel a bit left out now. I think I'm going to go and get a shit list. I guess then I'll have to decide what to put on my shit list.


me !! me!!! ME!!!!!

can I be on your shit list??????????????
pleeezzze
Image
monster • Aug 18, 2011 8:16 am
jimhelm;751067 wrote:
Holy total giveaway drax..... You should know better. That's monster, dummy...


John R. Sellers;751070 wrote:
How was i supposed to know that? I'm not that lo'Be Vos VampYre.


don't be so fucking gullible. I ain't wasting time on sock puppets over you.

Jim, I can create enough shit of my own, don't draw me into yours, you know some whining whinny will belive it and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread
infinite monkey • Aug 18, 2011 8:39 am
Awww come on, you guys. I distinctly remember Shawnee (before her untimely departure) admitting on a thread about admitting your sock puppets that the Dracks puppet came in handy from time to time.

What better time could there have been? I swear I still see that girl around from time to time.

Besides, monster is a total bitch. Let's ban her.





:angel:
monster • Aug 18, 2011 8:42 am
See how I didn't dump her in it, though.....?
John Sellers • Aug 18, 2011 12:04 pm
Ya know, maybe there should be a new general rule 'round here, sockpuppeting, or even better, no monikers allowed. That's just my opinion. It'd make it a bit easier to tell who's who around here.
infinite monkey • Aug 18, 2011 12:09 pm
Oh get a grip, will you?

I've a new rule: shut it.

WE know who is who. If you don't, maybe you need to work on your socialization skills.

At the very least, quit tilting at windmills.
monster • Aug 18, 2011 12:39 pm
John R. Sellers;751181 wrote:
Ya know, maybe there should be a new general rule 'round here, sockpuppeting, or even better, no monikers allowed. That's just my opinion. It'd make it a bit easier to tell who's who around here.


fuck off.
monster • Aug 18, 2011 12:41 pm
:)
Pete Zicato • Aug 19, 2011 12:05 pm
monster;751190 wrote:
fuck off.

Well said.
John Sellers • Aug 19, 2011 4:36 pm
monster;751190 wrote:
fuck off.


That's another thing. It's too damn easy too insult someone over the internet. That's how cowardly cyberbullies are made.
monster • Aug 19, 2011 5:06 pm
You can only be insulted by strangers on the internet if you allow yourself to be. You apparently have that perversion. Incidentally, "fuck off" is not an insult, it's a direction. Your needs would best be met by you staying away from social interaction on the internet. That way, no one can say anything that offend or insults you :) Oh wait, that's why you come here. Big Girl's Blouse.
monster • Aug 19, 2011 5:10 pm
p.s. it's also too easy to indulge schoolgirl fetishes on the internet. We should probably ban that too ;)
infinite monkey • Aug 19, 2011 8:02 pm
That which doesn't virtually kill you, makes you virtually stronger. :)
monster • Aug 19, 2011 8:45 pm
FSM doesn't send you anything you can't handle......
monster • Aug 19, 2011 8:46 pm
(did you see what I did there? handle... teehee....)
infinite monkey • Aug 19, 2011 8:55 pm
I like that "D" gives us a venue in which to vent our extreme bitchiness and wry humo(u)r.

Thanks, Mr Sellars. :) I can't thank you enough. ;)
John Sellers • Aug 20, 2011 3:00 am
monster;751413 wrote:
You can only be insulted by strangers on the internet if you allow yourself to be.


I realize I shouldn't let people get to me, but a lot of the time, my emotions get the best of me.

monster wrote:

Incidentally, "fuck off" is not an insult, it's a direction.


Technically, that's true, but I think anybody would be insulted to "fuck off."

monster;751414 wrote:
p.s. it's also too easy to indulge schoolgirl fetishes on the internet. We should probably ban that too ;)


Are we srsly bringing that up again? How would you logically know what my life is actually like. Have you ever met me in person? I doubt it since been to the Wolverine state, let alone the Queen's country.

Anyway, how do I know yer not a cougar.

infinite monkey;751454 wrote:
I like that "D" gives us a venue in which to vent our extreme bitchiness and wry humo(u)r.

Thanks, Mr Sellars. :) I can't thank you enough. ;)


Well, I don't understand yer logic here, but yer Welcome, Mr. monkay. :D
DanaC • Aug 20, 2011 4:57 am
I thought 'fuck off' was a funny response to 'no monikers allowed'... coupled with a second post smiley just to underline the joke status...

Or maybe I am wrong?

Anyways: welcome back John.
John Sellers • Aug 20, 2011 1:44 pm
DanaC;751508 wrote:
I thought 'fuck off' was a funny response to 'no monikers allowed'... coupled with a second post smiley just to underline the joke status...


My bad. I misunderstood. In that pertikler context, I interpreted that smiley to mean "Have a nice day, asshole." Perhaps a Image would've been better.

DanaC wrote:

Anyways: welcome back John.


:thankyou:
TheMercenary • Aug 21, 2011 9:22 am
John R. Sellers;750999 wrote:
Also, at least I have enough courage to use my real name on a board with almost no rules. By doing so, I'm taking a big risk.
Foolish.
John Sellers • Aug 21, 2011 3:09 pm
TheMercenary;751725 wrote:
Foolish.


Yep, yer right; but it's a risk I'm willing to take. Besides, even users who use monikers are not totally safe. For example, a few years ago, I was a member of VampYrezKave, and my username was Dizaster Overkill. Well, for no logical reason, VampYre decided he didn't like me, so he somehow found out my real name and phone #, and told everyone on his board to prank call me. Joke's on him tho. No one ever harassed me. He probably has my home address to, but fortunately, he didn't posted that.
Undertoad • Aug 21, 2011 3:20 pm
That is contemptible and let me just say you can trust me and my 26 years as a data processing professional, 24 of those managing some sort of online community. We will occasionally let on the city and state of someone's IP address, but more often simply say we the address is evidence that someone is who they say they are, or isn't who they say they are.
Griff • Aug 21, 2011 3:47 pm
Toad is like a priest, who digs the chicks.
DanaC • Aug 21, 2011 4:02 pm
Griff;751765 wrote:
Toad is like a priest, who digs the chicks.


Is that what they're calling it these days..?
Sundae • Aug 21, 2011 4:22 pm
UT is a demi-god. I know (ish) his mother, and although lovely, she seems human.
So perhaps his father was divine; apols if it's actually you Kat - don't smite me!

I trust him with my data, with my money (little as it is) with my cat and with my life, as it's worth nothing if the rest has gone anyway.

Whatever you have to fear here, John, it's not being screwed by Undertoad.
John Sellers • Aug 21, 2011 10:28 pm
Undertoad;751763 wrote:
That is contemptible and let me just say you can trust me and my 26 years as a data processing professional, 24 of those managing some sort of online community. We will occasionally let on the city and state of someone's IP address, but more often simply say we the address is evidence that someone is who they say they are, or isn't who they say they are.


I think by using my real name on here, that show my level of trust. Dwellars might act impishly sometimes, but I don't think ya'll are malicious. :)
jimhelm • Aug 23, 2011 4:18 pm
monster;751091 wrote:
don't be so fucking gullible. I ain't wasting time on sock puppets over you.

Jim, I can create enough shit of my own, don't draw me into yours, you know some whining whinny will belive it and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread

sorry. I missed this chastisement. I am now suitably contrite. mea culpa.

I totally thought it was you.
monster • Aug 23, 2011 4:46 pm
yeah, that shit totally was shawnee. Just not the other shit. That shit wasn't her. She's very shit-selective. Unlike the monkey who flings infinite shit.
infinite monkey • Aug 23, 2011 4:51 pm
Sigh sigh sigh...

Dracks;751005 wrote:
I agree completely. It's just not right.

:headshake


jim wrote:
Holy total giveaway drax..... You should know better. That's monster, dummy...


monster;751091 wrote:
don't be so fucking gullible. I ain't wasting time on sock puppets over you.

Jim, I can create enough shit of my own, don't draw me into yours, you know some whining whinny will belive it and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread


infinite monkey;751102 wrote:
Awww come on, you guys. I distinctly remember Shawnee (before her untimely departure) admitting on a thread about admitting your sock puppets that the Dracks puppet came in handy from time to time.

What better time could there have been? I swear I still see that girl around from time to time.

Besides, monster is a total bitch. Let's ban her.





:angel:


jimhelm;752158 wrote:
sorry. I missed this chastisement. I am now suitably contrite. mea culpa.

I totally thought it was you.


monster;752163 wrote:
yeah, that shit totally was shawnee. Just not the other shit. That shit wasn't her. She's very shit-selective. Unlike the monkey who flings infinite shit.
monster • Aug 23, 2011 5:13 pm
uh-oh I have an internet heavey-breather. Should I blow my whistle?
jimhelm • Aug 23, 2011 5:14 pm
if infinite monkeys flung infinite shit, they would eventually paint a shit mona lisa.
monster • Aug 23, 2011 5:16 pm
I still laugh my ass of that Hector misread that monkeys fling faces and apparently thought for year the literature was talking about them gurning
TheMercenary • Aug 25, 2011 7:37 am
monster;751091 wrote:
..... and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread
Come on, you know that know one would ever try to do something like that on here... :p:
richlevy • Aug 27, 2011 6:23 pm
John R. Sellers;750999 wrote:
Also, at least I have enough courage to use my real name on a board with almost no rules. By doing so, I'm taking a big risk.
You are without a doubt my hero.:D (UT, would a sarcasm smiley be too much trouble?)



Rich (still standing) Levy


P.S. If monster is a bitch, then it's in the context 'such a sexy bitch' and not 'what a mean spirited bitch'. Nice lady.
monster • Aug 27, 2011 7:06 pm
aaaaw :o