Hello, new guy here.

I look forward to conversing with you all.

Welcome, John.

Sit back, relax...jim will be along with a quiz in due time.

Hello John, I'm fargon. And I look forward to conversing with you.

( conversing )

Chuck Taylors, a veritable icon in the world of shoes. We were too poor to buy the fanciest schmanciest basketball shoes when I played in HS, but I didn't care 'cause I loved my Chucks. :)

Does Chuck Norris wear chucks?

I don't get these threads. What is the point of an "introduction thread" if you don't actually introduce yourself? Arse-sellers indeed.

Faulty Towers.. John Cleese wrote the name of a difficult client as

"R.Sole" I was planning on using that as a chat name.

hi pleased to meet you, I'm .................

Don't mention the war

monster;750346 wrote:

I don't get these threads. What is the point of an "introduction thread" if you don't actually introduce yourself? Arse-sellers indeed.

Just to be polite?

How is it polite if you don't say anything about yourself?

monster;750361 wrote:

Don't mention the war

he started it ( having our own lil chat here )

He's from Poland? See he should have mentioned that in the introduction

As long as he's not of these loonie Brits, we'll be ok.

monster;750363 wrote:

How is it polite if you don't say anything about yourself?

Maybe to some people, launching in with a bunch of stuff about themselves seems like attention seeking, whilst just saying a quick hello feels like the polite thing to do.

The OP just did the virtual equivalent of walking into our coffee shop and saying, 'Oh, hello my name's John, pleased to meet you'.


Oh, and welcome to the Cellar, John.

monster;750363 wrote:

How is it polite if you don't say anything about yourself?
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Say this about yourself if you really want votes.

I disagree, dana. I think it's AWing to start a new thread without saying something other than hi. But that's Ok, there's always room for another. And meanwhile we've kept the thread nice and warm. And stylish.

sexobon, I think you're on to something

Sellers or Spammers?

I think he might be a Jehovah's Witness. Quick, shut the door

lol

Nah. If he's a Jovo invite him in and put him in the room with the pentagram themed wallpaper.

Or stick him Bri's room and leave him to ponder the corn dollies.

I go to the door in my Panda suit. When you start talking about furry love, they tend to leave quickly

infinite monkey;750339 wrote:

Welcome, John.

Sit back, relax...jim will be along with a quiz in due time.

Who?

grynch;750341 wrote:

( conversing )

:lol:

Big Sarge;750368 wrote:

As long as he's not of these loonie Brits, we'll be ok.

Nope. I 'm all USA. :f207: Although, I must say, the BBC makes some great TV shows.

Big Sarge;750379 wrote:

I think he might be a Jehovah's Witness. Quick, shut the door

I'm not an advertiser for God either..

DanaC;750383 wrote:

lol

Nah. If he's a Jovo invite him in and put him in the room with the pentagram themed wallpaper.

Or stick him Bri's room and leave him to ponder the corn dollies.

Pentagrams are cool. :D

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The reason I don't intro myself other than saying hi is because it's redundant. Just check my profile, but gimie a few minutes, as I couldn't fill it out before my first post was approved.

I'm still here. My posts had to be approved. I actually posted maybe 5 times so far.

Why don't Italians like Jehova's Witnesses?

hit ctrl +A

[COLOR="White"]Italians don't like ANY witnesses[/COLOR]

infinite monkey;750339 wrote:

Welcome, John.

Sit back, relax...jim will be along with a quiz in due time.

Now I'm scared. :D

grynch;750341 wrote:

( conversing )

:lol:

Big Sarge;750368 wrote:

As long as he's not of these loonie Brits, we'll be ok.

USA all the way! I have no problem with the Queen's people though. They make good TV. :D

Big Sarge;750379 wrote:

I think he might be a Jehovah's Witness. Quick, shut the door

I don't advertise for God either.

monster;750346 wrote:

Does Chuck Norris wear chucks?

I don't get these threads. What is the point of an "introduction thread" if you don't actually introduce yourself? Arse-sellers indeed.

He was worried you wouldn't have anything to bitch about?

I'm not a bitch, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole. :D

Then you should fit right in. ;)

Welcome John! :wave: Since we have not heard from Sheldonrs I have just the thing for assholes! Enjoy!

John R. Sellers;750456 wrote:

I'm not a bitch, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole. :D

No I'm the bitch. But don't worry about it, Grav has difficulty with the fact he gets pwnd every time he tangles with me. Onward....

So in the absence of the Jim quiz (or in the interim....):

1) Real name or handle?

2) cut or uncut?

3) Michigan or Ohio?

4) Favourite BBC programme? ;)

6) What is Question 5? (The Lumberjim Memorial Question)

7) Favorite image of The Day so far?

8) Favorite recipe for image of the day?

9) Dogs or Cats?

10) Pets or children?

11) Charlie Sheen or Brittany Spears?

12) What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

13) prime numbers or even numbers?

14) Halloween or 4th July?

15) Where do you live? And when will you next be out of the house? Is there a burglar alarm?

Ok...

1) Real Name

2) Well, I ain't Jewish. :p

3 ) Neither

4) Doctor Who

6) See question 82.5.9

7)

8) N/A

9) Cats, but also dogs.

10) See answer 9.

11) Where's the batshit signal?

12 ) African or European?

13) Zero Point Modules

14) Micheal?

15) Down by the river.

Image of the day

After you've done your research, you can come back and re-answer #6, 7 and 8.
(I'll give you a hint on answer #6 - the answer is dolphin. Now you just need the question.)

Also...hello!

No, I don't think I have to. You see, I am whuchacall an asshole, and traditionally, assholes don't do whut they don't want to do. So you see, if I don't want to do as you suggest, I ain't gonna do it.

TTYL.

John R. Sellers;750456 wrote:

I'm not a bitch, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole. :D

No, no, no...I was just poking Monster.

Monster, just havin a little fun...

I swear someone else used that "in a van by the river" schtick before. Here in the Cellar. Anyone else remember that?

It's from a classic Saturday Night Live sketch, lots of people refer to it.

Ahhhhhh...thanks. Couldn't place it.

edit: chuckle...I was wondering how in the heck I didn't remember a 'classic' SNL skit, then I googled and found it was the Chris Farley era. Yeah. Not watchable. Was he shaking his belly around for laughs in that skit too? :lol:

Yeah, the recurring character was only funny the one time David Spade and Christina Applegate were the other two cast members in the skit, and they just could not hold it together. Actors cracking up is one of those things I can't help but laugh at.

This Daily Show clip, for example, never fails to brighten my day.

Ha!

I always loved when Tim Conway cracked up the cast on The Carol Burnett Show.

Gravdigr;750556 wrote:

No, no, no...I was just poking Monster.

My bad. I misread your post.

infinite monkey;750599 wrote:

I swear someone else used that "in a van by the river" schtick before. Here in the Cellar. Anyone else remember that?

Clodfobble;750604 wrote:

It's from a classic Saturday Night Live sketch, lots of people refer to it.

Specifically, motivational speaker Matt Foley played by Chris Farley.

infinite monkey;750645 wrote:

I always loved when Tim Conway cracked up the cast on The Carol Burnett Show.

I especially liked his elephant story.

Yeah, that's the classic one! I posted it on the Cellar some time ago but it got all poo-poo'd at.

I love it! :)

That skit is funnier than shit!!!

Fanorkie!!! And the other elephant's eyes got real big....

infinite monkey;750664 wrote:

Yeah, that's the classic one! I posted it on the Cellar some time ago but it got all poo-poo'd at.

I love it! :)

Quote from Youtube:

This has to be the funniest thing ever filmed. Unfortunately, you have to know the Carol Burnett Show, Mama's Family and Dick Van Dyke to realize it!!!

I concur.