tattoo anyone

grynch • Aug 11, 2011 3:23 am
ok, this will start some arguments no doubt... personally I don't like tattoo's... at all... ever.... on man, woman or beast...

but there is a guy in Geneva, whom I have run into on a few occasions over the years and again just a few days ago... He considers his body to be a walking work of art and has taken that art to extremes ( I literally jumped the first time I saw him coming out of a local dept. store )
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etienne dumont :
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( and yes.. those are horns )
Gravdigr • Aug 11, 2011 5:53 am
Well, obviously, he's covering something up.

:D
grynch • Aug 11, 2011 6:02 am
booooo hissssssssssssssssssssssss


EDIT.... p.s.. re.. something to hide ... if you Google-image his name you'll see he quite literally has nothing to hide... his latest additions to his "work of art" include clear lenses which are inserted into his lower lip... quite disconcerting in real life
Trilby • Aug 11, 2011 7:53 am
mommy and daddy didn't give him any attention.
infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2011 9:23 am
I am a work of art. Therefore, tattooing myself would be like taking a black Sharpie to the Mona Lisa.

Freaks on line one! Freaks on line two!
grynch • Aug 11, 2011 9:29 am
you've not been to the Louvre recently have you?

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infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2011 9:30 am
Seeeeeeeeeeeeee?
grynch • Aug 11, 2011 9:34 am
true, and as stated in my original post I don't like tat's to begin with...
and Mona is prettier without the 'tache
infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2011 9:53 am
grynch;749613 wrote:
true, and as stated in my original post I don't like tat's to begin with...
and Mona is prettier without the 'tache


But but but...you have to get one in order to express your individuality...just like everyone else! :p:
infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2011 9:58 am
grynch, I'll make you a deal.

You get some, maybe like a snake wrapped around your arm and a spider web on your elbow...some tears running down your face.

I'll get a butterfly tramp stamp, something in Chinese that really doesn't mean what I think it means, and something on my calf that gives the illusion that my boyfriend kicked the crap out of me, preferably working with the lines of my vericose veins. Mmmmmmmm.

Whaddya say? :lol:
grynch • Aug 11, 2011 10:05 am
infinite monkey;749620 wrote:

Whaddya say? :lol:



tramp stamp eh?.. how 'bout some arse antlers?

no..... not for me.

( n.b... mrs. and I took a little retreat to a thermal spa up in the mountains about a month ago... a couple of hours on the train and then a local village bus the last few miles... one guy got on the bus had a tear-drop tattoo under his right eye... I was very happy that he got off before the spa stop )


tear drop tattoo
infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2011 10:07 am
Not for me, either.

I think I'll just get a big old bumper sticker for my ass: Gas, grass, or ass...nobody rides for free.
grynch • Aug 11, 2011 10:12 am
bad monkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nirvana • Aug 11, 2011 10:28 am
I am so lovin' the bad monkey pic! :)

I had my eyebrows tattooed once when I had some weird alopecia thingy in my 20s. That hurt like f%$%! Maybe that is the attraction, the endorphins released during a tat session > shrugs<

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]I have real eyebrows now really![/COLOR]
grynch • Aug 11, 2011 10:31 am
Nirvana..........Mrs. G shaved her eyebrows once... I think it was for a bit of a punk look, but they never grew back properly.... she has been painting eyebrows on for 20+ years now and has recently been thinking of getting eyebrow tats... I guess I better tell her of your experience
Nirvana • Aug 11, 2011 2:05 pm
Tell her to try the rapid lash or prescript lash growing stuff it will work on eyebrows. Even the cheap L'oreal lash out will work.
grynch • Aug 11, 2011 3:19 pm
Ta
Sundae • Aug 12, 2011 6:47 am
Meh, I have a tattoo and I love it.
And yes, technically it is a tramp stamp, because I wanted it to be somewhere unlikely to be seen unless I was actually undressing.

My bikini days being over, below the waist on my back was perfect.

Then low slung jeans came in, and everyone chose it as their new favourite place.
But I don't really mind - I've never worn low slung jeans and I think I've only ever shown it once by accident. For anyone else, it's invite-only.

I wanted to get one when I was 18 and my then bf talked me out of it with the wise words, "You'll have it forever, you can at least wait one more year and see if you still want one." I did, and I did and so I did :)

I only wish people were as careful about gettting babies.
grynch • Aug 12, 2011 7:35 am
Sundae;749776 wrote:


I only wish people were as careful about gettting babies.


a tattoo IS forever

babies?.. wait a couple of years and you can drop them off at Toys R Us.
ZenGum • Aug 12, 2011 7:51 am
Say, Grynch, what brought you to the cellar? How did you find us?

Me, I was googling "horny moose jokes", but that's another story.
grynch • Aug 12, 2011 7:54 am
ZenGum;749787 wrote:
Say, Grynch, what brought you to the cellar? How did you find us?


I was wandering the internet highway when I saw a light up ahead...as I got closer it was brighter and brighter and I could finally make out the letters...

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and at that point I knew it was my kinda place.
grynch • Aug 12, 2011 8:18 am
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.


Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead?

A. By the antler marks on his thighs!
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( that all I got ....)
BigV • Aug 18, 2011 8:21 pm
Nirvana;749663 wrote:
Tell her to try the rapid lash or prescript lash growing stuff it will work on eyebrows. Even the cheap L'oreal lash out will work.

tell that proto-punk mona lisa too, won'tcha?
TheMercenary • Aug 18, 2011 9:34 pm
Where did you get my picture! that is copyright protected don't cha know!