Woman with world's largest natural breasts
Wow...
I love natural breasts but this is a bit much even for me.
Among the man-made ones, my favorite is the
red breast.
Big breasts are great, but that's only because any sized breasts are great. They're all equally sexy. The source of the fascination with breats is, I believe, that all modern forms of clothing cover the nipple, thus elevating it to a fetish. The act of uncovering the breasts is like discovering the Holy grail. Big, bouncy jugs like Pooka are sexy, but a tight, toned torso with little titties (like Dana) is hot as hell, too.
Now asses are a different story. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Actually, to be specific I believe there is a ratio between the smallest point of a woman's waist and her widest part of her hips/ass which creates the desired appearance. It isn't necessary for a butt to be big in order to produce this ratio, but a big butt basically guarantees it.
I have just one thing to say....
"motorboat, motorboat, motorboat"
:devil:
Thought you boys might find that one interesting :p
Oh, and Flint, you do say the sweetest things! :P
actually I'm with Flint ( "in like flint"? ) on this.. I'm much more of an assman
in fact all of my friends have said at one time or another "g, you're such an ass , man"
;)
The act of uncovering ....
which brings me *ahem* to a finer point ( so to speak... :blush:)
could you, would you, guys or ladies go to a topless beach ?
They are quite common here, and me with my Baptist sensibilities was quite unnerved at first ... but now it's just.... hey, there are some naked ta'ta's
( altho I do live in fear yet of bumping into a colleague on the beach )
I'd probably be more comfortable with going topless than I am with showing my bare legs actually.
Eczema scarring issues. And a general dislike of my skin tone on my legs. They probably don't look anywhere near as bad as I think they look. Just one of those hangups.
ahh... sorry.. but yes I'm sure your legs ( like you ) are lovely.
I was perfectly willing to whip 'em out in public to feed my babies, so it doesn't seem too different to me to do it with no baby attached. I'd be kind of fascinated to see a beach full of non-porno boobs. But I have to say, I'd keep a bottom covering on simply because I really wouldn't want sand in my crack.
I was in Europe as a teenager, and most of the beaches we went to had topless women at them. I have to say that I liked it a lot, even though the women were just regular normal women of all ages and not models.
I was in Nice ( s.france ) with my brother and his family including his then 14 yr old son a few years ago....
lets just say my nephew spent an unusual amount of time in the water.. just sorta standing there.
which brings me *ahem* to a finer point ( so to speak... :blush:)
could you, would you, guys or ladies go to a topless beach ?
They are quite common here, and me with my Baptist sensibilities was quite unnerved at first ... but now it's just.... hey, there are some naked ta'ta's
( altho I do live in fear yet of bumping into a colleague on the beach )
heheh... I remember being pretty nervous about going to the Friedrichsbad spa in Baden-Baden. We were there on a mixed day and the prospect of co-ed nudity stressed me out. Not because of "hey, there are some naked tatas", but because of my worry about my enthusiastic response to those tatas. I was young and married at the time... I had issues... anyhow! My aunt, who thankfully didn't participate that day, put me at ease with this thought: If you've seen one naked boob... you've seen them both.
That was sufficiently humorous and factually true that I was able to focus elsewhere and my wife and I enjoyed the spa. I give it five stars by the way, worth the trip, HIGHLY recommended.
Wow, now THAT is a plunging neckline!!!
Pass.
I just wouldn't want to go nude or topless for long. Maybe 30minutes, but even with careful sunscreening I burn way too easy and those are places I would NOT want to be burned. I do not tan, so that is not even worth trying and to be honest I love my fair skin, 'cept for the whole burning-way-too-easy issue.
There are beaches over here where people do topless or nude bathing. I've done it in the past and probably would again in the future if I could ever get myself back to having a beach body.
One hundred and twenty-two pounds in the boobs alone is too much of a good thing. There are women who don't weigh that much. Has a strong back? -- she'd better.
Okay, guys, I'll say it.
Anything more than a handful is a waste.
Okay, move along now, nothing to see here. Except giant boobs.
Oh and I am now comfortable with swimming naked in mixed company. It took me a while to first get used to swimming naked when alone, and then again in company.
There are a few designated nudist beaches about, and even on regular beaches it is not unusual for the ladies to let the twins out for a bit of sun. :ggw:
Hey! I need these very dark sunglasses, I have an eye condition. :cool:
I would never have imagined that picture to be real. I don't understand how she can live life like that - people would always be staring (especially men).
I imagine her mamographer cries when she sees her coming.
I have just one thing to say....
"motorboat, motorboat, motorboat"
:devil:
More like 'aircraft carrier, aircraft carrier, aircraft carrier'
Indeed, breast reduction surgery is the 4th most popular form of cosmetic intervention in women in the UK, with 4,218 operations performed in 2010.
So the UK wants to get rid of something that California wants. Maybe we could set up a commodtitties exchange.:ggw:
Okay, guys, I'll say it.
Anything more than a handful is a waste.
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Take heart - problem solved!
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If that appeared on Doctor Who, people would laugh at the unrealistic rubber alien hand.
If that appeared on Doctor Who, people would laugh at the unrealistic rubber alien boobs.
You all saw that coming, didn't you?
Mind you, could be a good episode. Earth attacked by giant bosom-swelling aliens. Or maybe I've been reading too much manga.
I'm pretty sure that was the central plot of Chubby Brown's movie...
You mean Rosyton Vasey....
there was an *ahem* classic American movie some years ago starring the ever famous Chesty Morgan where she eliminated the villains... well... you can figure it out.
With her horrible acrylic wig?
ya know... I never noticed the wig before.
;)
Sarge, you know chesty????... she used to play the strip clubs back where I grew up back in the 70's
btw.. you don't know me... I'm new to these parts but I'm sorry to hear of the troubles you've been thru