Thank you TSA for totally messing up my suitcase!

chrisinhouston • Jul 31, 2011 11:20 am
Just flew back to Houston from Rochester where the airport employs TSA contract workers from an outfit known as McNeil Security.

I checked my bag and the side with the mesh covered area is where I keep my shoes, sandals and dirty laundry. Opened my bag to find that it had been inspected by the TSA and the nice inspection agent dumped out my toiletries bag that had been on the clean side of the bag and left all of it in a pile on the dirty side. Such thoughtfulness! I especially like my toothbrush being placed in my sandal!

These TSA agents really take pride in their work!
BigV • Jul 31, 2011 11:30 am
and now, our country is safe. Thank FSM.
Undertoad • Jul 31, 2011 12:29 pm
They totally touched your junk.
DanaC • Jul 31, 2011 1:38 pm
Show us on the picture where they touched your junk.
plthijinx • Jul 31, 2011 6:29 pm
i don't doubt that one bit. was talking to my old instrument instructor last night, he now flies for world airways. in uniform, going to his plane, to fly the plane....TSA pulled the curtain on him. he was like "really? i mean REALLY?!?!"

those fkrs have no bounds. power trip mf's is what they are.

(oh, fyi: pulled the curtain means a full search. junk and all)
footfootfoot • Jul 31, 2011 6:48 pm
They can fuck themselves, I'll walk, bike, drive, sail, or go up in a hot air ballon before I'll play their stupid game. If everyone stopped flying for a week, the TSA would be offering free blowjobs.
plthijinx • Jul 31, 2011 6:58 pm
ok. wait. alright then. i'm sure there has GOT to be a TSA agent out there that's a good looking female. everyone stop flying and let me be first in line with her!
Spexxvet • Aug 1, 2011 9:44 am
footfootfoot;747554 wrote:
They can fuck themselves, I'll walk, bike, drive, sail, or go up in a hot air ballon before I'll play their stupid game. If everyone stopped flying for a week, the TSA would be offering free blowjobs.


True, and that's why I've only flown once since 911, and don't plan to fly ever again.

The first time that the TSA goes easy on someone like those below, and a plane gets bombed, they'll be lynched. They're doing what they feel is the right thing to do in a no-win situation.
Nirvana • Aug 1, 2011 11:35 am
My breasts could have their own zip code and house a family of five easily and I always expect a search when I fly... never happens.
Just a thought I carry my toiletries in my carry on. I don't want anyone touching things that touch me.
Undertoad • Aug 1, 2011 12:55 pm
Uhoh, this thread is getting dugg and stumbledupon.
wolf • Aug 1, 2011 1:11 pm
I feel so much safer, now.
Sundae • Aug 1, 2011 1:48 pm
I would like to state that I have never indulged in any terrorist activities, or even proclivities.

Neither have I flown this week, (or even in the last 52 weeks) and I want my free oral sex, damnit
I mean, really.
He/ she doesn't even need to wear a uniform!

Although those little scented wipes would be nice afterwards.

Chris, that's rotten luck.
Something similar happened to me (pre 11th Sept but in a country with its own terrorism) on a flight back from Sri Lanka. My used underwear was liberally scattered amongst my other clothing. I mean it wasn't technically dirty - I hadn't had diarrhoea! - but I was having a torrid relationship at the time, with lots of saucy phone calls... In fact my mobile bill cost me more than the entire holiday.

Maybe that's why they scattered my knickers throughout the case. They were too stiff to get back in the bag!

Sorry TMI.
It was a long time ago.
Trilby • Aug 1, 2011 2:15 pm
What kind of Rx is that?

Opiates??? :)
SatelliteHead • Aug 1, 2011 5:23 pm
That ziploc bag of ping, orange and black pills looks highly suspicious. Looks like a suppository to be brutally honest.
plthijinx • Aug 1, 2011 7:38 pm
Sundae;747740 wrote:
....*snip* and I want my free oral sex, damnit
I mean, really.
He/ she doesn't even need to wear a uniform!

Although those little scented wipes would be nice afterwards.


um sarge?!? you're being paged!
Undertoad • Aug 1, 2011 7:47 pm
I was gonna guess Good n Plenty, Earth Flavors.
richlevy • Aug 1, 2011 8:01 pm
Hey, at least it was all there.....


http://consumerist.com/2011/07/tsa-screener-accused-of-stealing-50000-in-electronics-from-travelers.html

This time it's a TSA screener at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport in Florida who stands accused of stealing around $50,000 in electronics in just the last six months.