How to get a swim coach to make you their beneficiary?

Advice please.

Just went to a meet and greet for Hebe's high school swim team at the coaches' house and I want it. So bad. near freeways yet in the middle of a wooded area, so no road noise whatsoever. Huge. Tri? level deck -grill area outside the kitchen, steps down to a landing, then down to (large) in ground pool -with deepend, but also interestingly-shaped, (underwater lighting), and hot tub, and then another deck with vintage coolers filled with adult beverages, picnic tabes, and yard closets with more pool equipment/luxuries than I could dream of, then steps down do a large grassed and landscaped backyard surrounded by woodland. Smack bang almost in the middle of Ann Arbor.

Want.

I don't want to inherit the dog, though....

Buy a dog suit, 'Take care' of the dog. Take dog's place. You're in, but you'll have to eat a bit of kibble.

It's a plan...

How does a high school teacher earn enough for that house? His wife must be the one with the moolah. SO!

1.) Become a lesbian.
2.) Seduce wife, convince her to leave swim coach husband for you.
3.) As the woman, she gets the house/kids in the divorce, he gets the dog.
4.) She writes you into her will.
5.) Kill her.
6.) Beest brings the kids and you live in your new house.

Shame on you, Ms Fobble. The swim coach is female.

...and this is not her only coaching job .....and her husband is also a very successful swimmer/swim coach. I guess I need to improve my stroking ;)

Yeah well, my sexism got balanced out with step number 3 anyway. ;)

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monster;744874 wrote:

...and this is not her only coaching job .....and her husband is also a very successful swimmer/swim coach. I guess I need to improve my stroking ;)

What the heck - Did they inherit money?