I'M BACK, if anyone gives a frak.

Datalyss • Jul 12, 2011 1:20 am
Yeah, I'm back...again.

I only ask that you try to get use to calling me Datalyss, not Drax, ok. :)
jimhelm • Jul 12, 2011 2:00 am
Putz!
Datalyss • Jul 12, 2011 3:36 am
Oh Jimmy, you're such a delight. :neutral:
Dracks • Jul 12, 2011 8:17 am
oh hai! Welcome back! :welcome:
classicman • Jul 12, 2011 9:02 am
The Draxinator returns. Whats up dude? Where ya been? How's life?
Sundae • Jul 12, 2011 9:09 am
Hey Draxxie, long time no see.
monster • Jul 12, 2011 10:13 am
In 2011, the Clown-controlled Cellar of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Drax Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The frak bill? The Intollerbaly Irritating Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised fraks, in an effort to collect more revenue for the tip jar. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the Cellar Dwellars sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will dredge exactly the same amount of care as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-r-a-x fraktor. "Drax fraktor" economics.
infinite monkey • Jul 12, 2011 10:16 am
Laffer Curve? Like Larry Laffer?

Really? Hey, you know what, it is true that I've never seen Draz Draz Disco Jazz in the same place as Larry Laffer at the same time. Hmmmm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry
Datalyss • Jul 12, 2011 1:48 pm
Bye.
classicman • Jul 12, 2011 2:03 pm
again? so soon? Whats the matter? Don't let the monkeymonster get to you.
infinite monkey • Jul 12, 2011 2:06 pm
Please don't go. Who will crasswhore talk to in Word Ass?
jimhelm • Jul 12, 2011 2:25 pm
Putz!
wolf • Jul 12, 2011 4:06 pm
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DanaC • Jul 12, 2011 4:18 pm
Draxxie...Don't go! Noooooooooooooooo!


(seriously, don't take it to heart :p)
plthijinx • Jul 12, 2011 6:55 pm
wait! huh? whaddeye miss?
Pete Zicato • Jul 12, 2011 8:28 pm
plthijinx;744414 wrote:
wait! huh? whaddeye miss?

Nothing really. Drax just dropped in for the purposes of flouncing right back out.
monster • Jul 12, 2011 8:37 pm
Datalyss;744284 wrote:
Yeah, I'm back...again.

I only ask that you try to get use to calling me Datalyss, not Drax, ok. :)


classicman;744300 wrote:
The Draxinator returns. Whats up dude? Where ya been? How's life?


Sundae;744305 wrote:
Hey Draxxie, long time no see.


classicman;744355 wrote:
again? so soon? Whats the matter? Don't let the monkeymonster get to you.


'scuse me? Looks like you were the first to poke the dead horse byt doing what he explicity begged us (not) to do...... and neither the monkeh or I called him drax at all....... you're such a dick.
jimhelm • Jul 12, 2011 9:06 pm
Putz!
monster • Jul 12, 2011 9:07 pm
try this

Image
jimhelm • Jul 12, 2011 9:08 pm
פּאַץ
monster • Jul 12, 2011 9:16 pm
not the whole bottle!
monster • Jul 12, 2011 9:18 pm
oh no! I killed Jimmeh!
Rhianne • Jul 12, 2011 9:37 pm
I didn't understand any of this until I realised it said 'I'M BACK' and not 'I'M BLACK'. I guess there's a history of hurt feelings somewhere.
jimhelm • Jul 12, 2011 9:52 pm
jimhelm;744424 wrote:
פּאַץ


Is putz in Yiddish!
Flint • Jul 12, 2011 10:00 pm
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toranokaze • Jul 12, 2011 10:02 pm
jimhelm;744431 wrote:
Is putz in Yiddish!


I should submit it to a tattoo shop titled "bad ass"
Nirvana • Jul 12, 2011 10:21 pm
:lol: @ toranokaze
DanaC • Jul 13, 2011 8:42 am
I did call him Draxxie. For comic effect.

This is the cellar, If someone comes back and says 'all i ask is that you don't say X'

the next post is always likely to be someone saying 'X'.

Had his response to that been 'very funny. But seriously, I really hate that name now and it makes me feel uncomfortable' then that would most likely have been respected :p
monster • Jul 13, 2011 11:02 am
Right, we all get that, we were all in the same vein and then suddenly two of us are singled out by another "offender"? What's with that crap? oh wait, he's a dick.
infinite monkey • Jul 13, 2011 11:12 am
Yep! Dickus Minimus.

You putz your right hand in
You putz your right hand out
You putz your right hand in
And you fap it all about

You do the horsey pokey
And you turn the shit around
That's what you're all about!
Datalyss • Jul 17, 2011 4:15 am
Ok, ya'll can Drax me all you want. However, since I know it's just your patheti c attempts to anger me, don't expect a response.
DanaC • Jul 17, 2011 6:09 am
It's not an attempt to anger you Datlyss. It really isn't it. It's just a general contrariness :p


That and, speaking for myself, I always liked 'Draxxie' as a nickname for you.



But anyway. If you really, really hate it that much. Data it is.
Undertoad • Jul 17, 2011 12:08 pm
The Cellar: It's all about YOU!
Datalyss • Jul 17, 2011 3:14 pm
DanaC;744914 wrote:
Bn't ut anyway. If you really, really hate it that much. Data it is.


Whatever you wish, but I ain't no damn android in Starfleet either...Dana.
Datalyss • Jul 17, 2011 3:22 pm
Undertoad;744924 wrote:
The Cellar: It's all about YOU!


But I don't want it to be. All I want is for us to respect each other.
Bullitt • Jul 17, 2011 3:40 pm
Respect is earned by one's interactions within a community. Not given just because it is requested. Welcome back.
DanaC • Jul 17, 2011 4:22 pm
Datalyss;744935 wrote:
Whatever you wish, but I ain't no damn android in Starfleet either...Dana.


Well, I'm not typing Datalyss every time. Make you choice: you're Data or you're Lyssy.
classicman • Jul 17, 2011 6:49 pm
What dana said - Pick something with 5 letters or less and we'll call you that.
morethanpretty • Jul 17, 2011 10:57 pm
Thank god my hated nickname is too long for you lazy sods. I accept MTP just fine.

Here is a story for you Datalyss (see I even bothered with the redundant "s"):
As a little girl I had an AWFUL nickname my parents gave me. It was down right mean but they thought it was so fucking cute. Anyway, my older brother took to calling me by this nickname when I was in the awful awkward ages of pre-teen angst, and it pissed me off. For a week he did this to me, made me cry and threatened to tell the kids I went to school with. Then, an idea hit me: just accept the name and act like its no big deal. Treat it as if it didn't bother me. This had 2 results: I honestly stopped being bothered by it, and he stopped calling me by that name within a day. I don't think I've heard it since 'cept as a "do you remember when...." story.
This method also worked for the "George" nickname he decided to give me out of the blue one time also.

So the moral of the story, if something (like a nickname) bothers the fuck out of you, don't let others know it and they probably won't be as amused by using it. That's not to say you can't go "I prefer _____ over ______" but overreacting to something as ridiculous as a non-derogatory nickname is not the way to avoid getting called by it.


[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]For the overly curious: my stupid childhood nickname was 'Middy Poo Pot.'[/COLOR]
ZenGum • Jul 17, 2011 11:06 pm
That's not a nickname, that's child abuse.
Clodfobble • Jul 18, 2011 12:30 am
A friend of mine's dad called her "Bubble Butt," frequently and in front of friends, all the way through high school and beyond.
monster • Jul 18, 2011 10:49 am
We have Heebie Jeebie...... who is absolutely determined to never be embarrassed at anything I do or say.... that's my kind of challenge....
Lola Bunny • Jul 18, 2011 11:49 am
Hello Datalyss! Sorry, I don't remember you too well, so I won't have any fond nicknames. :p: I will call you Datalyss. :D Stick around!


MTP: Ehem...what was your childhood nickname? :angel:
monster • Jul 18, 2011 11:54 am
morethanpretty;744995 wrote:

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]For the overly curious: my stupid childhood nickname was 'Middy Poo Pot.'[/COLOR]


Lola Bunny;745059 wrote:

MTP: Ehem...what was your childhood nickname? :angel:
Lola Bunny • Jul 18, 2011 12:56 pm
:D Was too lazy to go back and read the old posts. :p:
sexobon • Jul 18, 2011 2:19 pm
Lola Bunny;745067 wrote:
:D Was too lazy to go back and read the old posts. :p:

Funny Bunny



[COLOR="White"]... must remember that bunnies are cute ...[/COLOR]