AUSSIES REPENT!

monster • Jun 27, 2011 8:38 pm
You're all descended from criminals ;)

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25425
ZenGum • Jun 27, 2011 10:01 pm
Much worse, some of us are descended from prison guards. Ugghh.
Aliantha • Jun 27, 2011 10:05 pm
And the worst of all, some of us are descended from snobs!
casimendocina • Jun 28, 2011 8:11 am
Others of us from (Scottish) shipwrights and seamen.
footfootfoot • Jun 28, 2011 9:31 am
Pretty sure all of us have seamen in our background.

You didn't think I'd just let that go by, did you?
Griff • Jun 28, 2011 4:01 pm
footfootfoot;742322 wrote:
Pretty sure all of us have seamen in our backdoor.


fixed for readability
richlevy • Jun 28, 2011 8:35 pm
My understanding of it is:

If one knocked up the upstairs maid, the bastard was shipped to Canada.
If one was a member of a troublesome religion, one was shipped to the Americas.
If one was a criminal, one was shipped to Australia.

To troublemakers, bastards, and criminals and the three great nations they built.:beer::f207::f32::f9:

FYI, on British sitcoms, Aussies are portrayed as perpetually horny, at least as compared to Brits. Of course, that's not saying much:D.
TheMercenary • Jun 28, 2011 10:06 pm
casimendocina;742302 wrote:
Others of us from (Scottish) shipwrights and seamen.

:sadsperm:
casimendocina • Jun 29, 2011 2:41 am
footfootfoot;742322 wrote:
Pretty sure all of us have seamen in our background.



:)

Some Wednesday mornings I get to interview sailors (or seamen as everyone in the office likes to call them)...
DucksNuts • Jun 29, 2011 6:50 am
I'm sooooo jealous of you right now, casi!!

Im of good stow-away stock....jumped ship in Sydney.
casimendocina • Jun 29, 2011 7:38 am
DucksNuts;742466 wrote:
I'm sooooo jealous of you right now, casi!!

Im of good stow-away stock....jumped ship in Sydney.


[COLOR="Lime"]As eye-candy, it's usually nothing to get excited about (and um, they don't come in uniform).[/COLOR]
monster • Jun 29, 2011 10:32 am
casimendocina;742471 wrote:
[COLOR="Lime"]As eye-candy, it's usually nothing to get excited about (and um, they don't come in uniform).[/COLOR]


well good, 'cause that could be quite a laundry issue....
casimendocina • Jun 30, 2011 8:57 am
monster;742494 wrote:
well good, 'cause that could be quite a laundry issue....


which I'm sure they wouldn't have to deal with themselves if this hypothetical situation did ever take place (which I'm sure it wouldn't...ever).