He is delirious; he stiffens against death; death gains strength…
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Hmm masturbated to death? There are a few women I would not mine have a sex marathon with but even if you brought on the orgy of super-hot celebrities at some point I would kick their ass out of bed to go make me a sandwich.
I still weigh 248 lbs.
You cannot waste away from masturbation.
I haven't.
I still weigh 248 lbs.
You cannot waste away from masturbation.
I haven't.
I dunno, maybe you aren't doing right?
Well, Grav's no longer 17 maybe....?
Once you're polluted by lady-juice you're hellbound anyway, and God only calls the those he loves the most....
I dunno, maybe you aren't doing right?
...so many different ways, one of 'em's bound to have been right.
Well, Grav's no longer 17 maybe....?
Once you're polluted by lady-juice you're hellbound anyway, and God only calls the those he loves the most....
Mmm...ladyjuice.:yum:
I still weigh 248 lbs.
You cannot waste away from masturbation.
I haven't.
May be it was your audition that wasted away....