Truck Driver Blown Up Like a Balloon

Big Sarge • May 25, 2011 8:50 pm
This is a freak accident as reported by ABC News. I'm trying to find a photo.

By NZ correspondent Dominique Schwartz, wires

Posted Wed May 25, 2011 1:09pm AEST

A New Zealand truck driver who inflated "like a balloon" when he fell buttocks-first onto a compressed air nozzle is being described as lucky to be alive.

While working on Saturday, Steven McCormack slipped between the cab and the trailer of his truck and was impaled in the thigh by a high-pressure air cylinder which saw his body pumped full of compressed air.

The 48-year-old Bay of Plenty truckie told the Whakatane Beacon he felt as if he was going to explode and began to scream as his neck, feet and hands swelled up.

"I was blowing up like a football... it felt like I had the bends, like in diving. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon," he said.

Workmates rushed to Mr McCormack's aid, turning off the compressed air and packing ice around his swollen neck.

Ambulance officers removed the brass nozzle and rushed him to Whakatane Hospital, where a surgeon treated the injury and drained one of his lungs, which had filled with fluid during the ordeal.

Mr McCormack said doctors later told him that the air separated fat from muscle and they were surprised his skin did not burst.

Now recuperating, he told the Beacon his skin felt "like a pork roast", hard and crackly on the outside but soft underneath.

Treating surgeon Dr Barnaby Smith said by the time Mr McCormack arrived at the hospital, the gas had made its way from his thigh, into his abdominal cavity and chest.

"It even tracked as high as his eyelids - he couldn't open them because they were so swollen," he said.

"He did have gas within the chest cavity compressing the lungs and heart."

Emergency surgery helped relieve the pressure on Mr McCormack's heart and lungs.

"It's not in the textbooks, and it's the first time anyone I know has seen it as well," Dr Smith said.

A hospital spokeswoman said it could have killed Mr McCormack.

"It's fair to say he's lucky to be alive, it was a potentially life-threatening situation," she said.

Dr Smith said Mr McCormack had almost shrunk back to his normal size.
footfootfoot • May 25, 2011 8:58 pm
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wolf • May 25, 2011 9:00 pm
I can almost guarantee you that truckie Stephen McCormack is lonely, not clumsy.

So, what's Kiwi for "Here, hold my beer?"

That's some wicked looking pee. Merc, does that look like renal failure in a cup (foley, rather) to you?

Oop. My bad. Not a foley. That's a suction thingy. I looked it up. never mind, go on about your actual medical business.

I am not a real doctor, but I do have a master's degree.
monster • May 25, 2011 9:07 pm
wolf;736774 wrote:
I can almost guarantee you that truckie Stephen McCormack is lonely, not clumsy.


:lol:
Sheldonrs • May 25, 2011 9:08 pm
Inflation is making everyone take it in the ass these days. :D
monster • May 25, 2011 9:10 pm
Sheldon!!!!! You need to report to Mr. Undertoads Office RIGHT NOW! :eyebrow:
Undertoad • May 25, 2011 9:21 pm
and was impaled in the thigh

He's doing it wrong?
TheMercenary • May 25, 2011 10:25 pm
Crazy.
plthijinx • May 25, 2011 10:37 pm
SHIT!
what i get for not reading around first. posted it in current events under wtf news. mods?? couldja delete pretty please??

kthxbai
Big Sarge • May 25, 2011 10:58 pm
i'm the one that posted it in the wrong place. oh well, i'll try to get it right next time. sigh.

this has intrigued me. hmm, i wonder if it could be used to blow up specific body parts?? just wondering
HungLikeJesus • May 25, 2011 11:40 pm
But on the positive side, no more wrinkles.
BrianR • May 25, 2011 11:58 pm
Compressed air guns (for shark defense) have existed for years. I would be very surprised if some unfortunate person has not met his demise from one by now.
BigV • May 26, 2011 1:14 am
Now, on YouTube!

It *could* have been an accident... just like the beginning here.

[youtube]VImAGUVd8_4[/youtube]
Gravdigr • May 26, 2011 2:27 am
Big Sarge;736814 wrote:
hmm, i wonder if it could be used to blow up specific body parts?? just wondering


I think penis spam uses one on his titties...
sexobon • May 26, 2011 4:07 am
He'll need some mood music ... Classical Gas.
Undertoad • May 26, 2011 10:17 am
Surely Elvis Costello's "Pump It Up". Or some Air Supply.
LibsKillBabies • May 26, 2011 11:41 am
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Aliantha • May 26, 2011 8:38 pm
dopey kiwis