Bald Bear

dave • Dec 11, 2002 12:58 pm
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The story is available here.

Basically, the bears have a condition where they have far too many mites. And this causes their hair to fall out. They're described in the story as looking like a "large, bald rat" - and I'd say that's pretty accurate. :) Anyway, it made me smile, so...
henry fitch • Dec 11, 2002 10:22 pm
Aw, man. I heard about this through fark, and I was disappointed that they didn't have a picture. But jeez... it's actually a little spooky.
Undertoad • Dec 11, 2002 10:29 pm
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It only gets spookier in larger format.
Griff • Dec 12, 2002 8:21 am
Jeez, thought I was lookin' in a mirror there.
And • Dec 12, 2002 10:05 am
It almost looks like a herbivore like that... Funny what a huge shaggy coat of fur can do for you...
Cam • Dec 12, 2002 12:09 pm
I always think of bears as herbivores actually. If it wasn't for their teeth I would forget they are omnivores, well that and seeing them fish. You very rarely see a bear eating anything but berries.


Don't they think it will spread. I was thinking this must be life threatening but then I read the article and saw it was in Florida, but what if it moves north. Any bear living in a cooler climate is going to have a hard time making it through the winter without fur.
warch • Dec 12, 2002 6:15 pm
He must be sooooo ichy. Is there a hair covered tree in the background?
Beletseri • Dec 15, 2002 8:22 am
Looks like they need an arial dusting with a mitacide! Poor itchy bear. Although going furless in FL must be a relief at times.
quzah • Dec 17, 2002 5:33 am
I can't believe no one has said this:

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

Quzah.