monster, go clean your house!

and make lunch for your friends who are due in less that 2 hours.

YOU SLACKER!

You won't even get started until banana lady is in the air.

You just need a snow shovel and a roll-off container.

monster, go clean MY house!

ftfy

(You know I think ftfy should be shoved in someone's ass, but this nicely illustrates when ftfy could be used for (MY) good, not some mamby pamby evil.)

cake, check. lemon garlic chicken wrapped in bacon, check.

cleaning? well maybe some urgent email came in while I was cooking......

lemon garlic chicken wrapped in bacon

:love:

monster;733280 wrote:

cake, check. lemon garlic chicken wrapped in bacon, check.

cleaning? well maybe some urgent email came in while I was cooking......

I think cake and lemon garlic chicken wrapped in bacon allows you leeway in cleaning the house. One or the other - they can't have both!

I will also require this service on Saturday.
The 'rents come home on Sunday.
Presently the place looks like I've invited in the local hobo population and not killed them.

Why do I always do this?
I know a pointy reckoning will come.
And I hate living in an untidy space.

The almost sexual thrill of procrastination I think.

Brianna;733284 wrote:

I think cake and lemon garlic chicken wrapped in bacon allows you leeway in cleaning the house. One or the other - they can't have both!

yeah that worked. That's the premise I operate on.

I literally brushed everything on the kitchen floor (nerf guns, sneakers, whatever... down the step into the living room and we pretended the rest of the house didn't exist! :lol: You can pretend this isn't true if you don't want to believe I am such a terrible slob.

[SIZE="1"]Why did I not have time even to pick up this shit? because I'm a perfectionist, and if I do a job, I do it perfectly...and if I don't have time/willing for that, I don't do it at all. So most stuff doesn't get done. But I decided to wash up everything that didn't fit in the dishwasher. I didn't really have time for the consequences of that decision.[/SIZE]

monster;733489 wrote:

[SIZE="1"]Why did I not have time even to pick up this shit? because I'm a perfectionist, and if I do a job, I do it perfectly...and if I don't have time/willing for that, I don't do it at all. So most stuff doesn't get done. But I decided to wash up everything that didn't fit in the dishwasher. I didn't really have time for the consequences of that decision.[/SIZE]

btw this is why I love the cellar..... I can be imperfect here and be OK with that..... it's about the only place in my life that works....

Man, I wish I lived near you. Friends come over in the middle of the day and you cook them whole meals including dessert? I'm so jealous.

Clodfobble;733530 wrote:

Man, I wish I lived near you. Friends come over in the middle of the day and you cook them whole meals including dessert? I'm so jealous.

yebbut my house look like hobos deserted it in a hurry. Dead hobos at that....

monster;733541 wrote:

yebbut my house look like hobos deserted it in a hurry. Dead hobos at that....

Separated at birth, and by some years, we were. :p:

Sundae;733335 wrote:

I will also require this service on Saturday.
The 'rents come home on Sunday.
Presently the place looks like I've invited in the local hobo population and not killed them.

Why do I always do this?
I know a pointy reckoning will come.
And I hate living in an untidy space.

The almost sexual thrill of procrastination I think.

I recognize the genius that is Sundae. I am in awe of it.