The thread for jasonR

morethanpretty • May 9, 2011 1:27 am
Yes, you have been noticed jasonR. You have currently made a total of 4 posts and yet you have neglected to post a thread announcing yourself. So, since you seem to be too shy to do it yourself, I made you a thread. Now you can tell us about yourself and where you hid the bodies. Also, I summon someone more funny than I to post a quiz for the new person. [SIZE="1"]If they are actually new and not just a haunt.[/SIZE]
ZenGum • May 9, 2011 4:19 am
Don't be intimdated, Jason. :welcome:

It's just that the last noob we had was off his/her rocker and still hasn't fully gone away.

So long as you aren't that person, things are cool.
Big Sarge • May 9, 2011 8:50 am
Jason

1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant?

2. Are you a dirty bird?

3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed?

4. Has your landlord recently died?

5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you?

6. What are your thoughts on the elderly?

7. Do you fart when you cum?

8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat?
DanaC • May 9, 2011 9:45 am
These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of Soap
wolf • May 9, 2011 3:29 pm
DanaC;732195 wrote:
These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of Soap


Excellent American television reference there, Dana.
DanaC • May 9, 2011 8:54 pm
Ohh man. Great show. Had a real cult following in the UK. It was one of those shows that my whole family watched together.
tw • May 9, 2011 9:17 pm
DanaC;732408 wrote:
Ohh man. Great show. Had a real cult following in the UK. It was one of those shows that my whole family watched together.
Imagine what life was like with Susan Harris - if I remember, that was the show's writer. No sane person could have written those scripts. Except maybe JasonR who is currently writing the world's best reply.
DanaC • May 9, 2011 9:22 pm
tw;732416 wrote:
Imagine what life was like with Susan Harris - if I remember, that was the show's writer. No sane person could have written those scripts. Except maybe JasonR who is currently writing the world's best reply.


That's very funny.
sexobon • May 9, 2011 11:00 pm
Could it be that jason has Jilted us? :rolleyes:
Nirvana • May 9, 2011 11:09 pm
tw;732416 wrote:
Imagine what life was like with Susan Harris - if I remember, that was the show's writer. No sane person could have written those scripts. Except maybe JasonR who is currently writing the world's best reply.


Was Katherine Helmond acting? I think not! ;)
morethanpretty • May 9, 2011 11:57 pm
Man, no attention from jasonR? Its been almost 24hours...this is not good for my ego!
Gravdigr • May 10, 2011 12:28 pm
Big Sarge;732176 wrote:
Jason

1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant?

2. Are you a dirty bird?

3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed?

4. Has your landlord recently died?

5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you?

6. What are your thoughts on the elderly?

7. Do you fart when you cum?

8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat?


9. Are you a large-breasted man?
Nirvana • May 10, 2011 9:34 pm
Gravdigr;732639 wrote:
9. Are you a large-breasted man?



10. Are stalking Gravdigr?
;)
Gravdigr • May 11, 2011 4:27 pm
Very good question.
Gravdigr • May 11, 2011 4:28 pm
11. Have you ever fucked a chicken with a stalk of celery?

Be honest.
Sundae • May 11, 2011 5:01 pm
12. Have you ever dyed a hobo?
Nirvana • May 11, 2011 5:37 pm
13. Have you ever known, worn or otherwise owned a merkin?
Big Sarge • May 11, 2011 6:03 pm
Does anyone have a used merkin for sale cheap?? The bald spot on my head is growing & I thought a merkin might cover it well
Spexxvet • May 11, 2011 7:19 pm
Big Sarge;733139 wrote:
Does anyone have a used merkin for sale cheap?? The bald spot on my head is growing & I thought a merkin might cover it well


Do you think so, dickhead?;):p:
footfootfoot • May 11, 2011 8:03 pm
Gravdigr;733063 wrote:
11. Have you ever fucked a chicken with a stalk of celery?


And why not? Do you think you are better than us?
Gravdigr • May 12, 2011 2:29 pm
14. Have you ever been bitten by a capybara?
sexobon • May 12, 2011 3:04 pm
15. If you had to choose: monster under your bed; or, monkey on your back?
HungLikeJesus • May 12, 2011 3:17 pm
Just one monkey?
Madman • May 12, 2011 4:18 pm
Maybe he's a lurker. I like lurkers. :headbag:
Big Sarge • May 12, 2011 4:21 pm
16. Have you ever visited kunilexus?
monster • May 12, 2011 10:10 pm
17: What is how many years have beest and monster been married?
footfootfoot • May 13, 2011 12:50 am
HungLikeJesus;733391 wrote:
Just one monkey?

an infinite number of them I'm sure.
ZenGum • May 13, 2011 1:54 am
Yeah, but it's a really mean Monster!
Big Sarge • May 13, 2011 10:10 am
i'm confused again. i thought beest was a she. i saw a picture recently and she had a pony tail. she was doing something related to paintball and was slightly bent over. she had a pretty nice shaped ass
footfootfoot • May 13, 2011 10:33 am
NSFW
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monster • May 13, 2011 11:04 am
yes, we are lesbiotic
Nirvana • May 13, 2011 11:25 am
And your children were all immaculate conception

Does that work for Atheists too? ;)
monster • May 13, 2011 6:45 pm
No, we bought them at walmart
morethanpretty • May 13, 2011 10:03 pm
Fuck jasonR with a board full of nails!


(If niceness didn't work, maybe he's a masochist?)