Casper has died. No, wait, that was my landlord. Please welcome Casper!

Jill • May 4, 2011 3:36 am
I dragged him over here from a particularly brutal forum where a majority of participants are so stupid, they make Michele Bachmann look like a Rhodes Scholar. So forgive him if he was a little cranky in his first post here. He's not deaf and doesn't have a martyr complex, so he's already ahead of the game!

No, seriously, he's cool. I think you'll like him.

:welcome:
ZenGum • May 4, 2011 4:22 am
Hiya Casper!
ZenGum • May 4, 2011 4:23 am
... but yeah, we do ramble all over the place, and yeah, it is because we are bored.

We dignify the rambling by calling it "thread drift".
BigV • May 4, 2011 11:39 am
morning Casper.

I don't know about your other forums, but we have our share of brutes here, too. You shouldn't have to deal with them much during your honeymoon period, so enjoy the day while it lasts.

After that, dukes up!
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 11:49 am
are you over 40?
Nirvana • May 4, 2011 12:49 pm
Hi Casper! Um you have not made an appearance in this thread, are you a ghost? :eyebrow:
Sheldonrs • May 4, 2011 12:57 pm
Nirvana;730413 wrote:
Hi Casper! Um you have not made an appearance in this thread, are you a ghost? :eyebrow:


If so, we can expect a spirited conversation.
jimhelm • May 4, 2011 1:01 pm
moan
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 1:03 pm
So I had a stuffed Casper when I was a kid and when I was showing that particular christmas photo to my younger brother (who is eight years younger) I told him that Casper came to be with us at christmas and he really WAS a friendly ghost. My brother was amazed!
Sheldonrs • May 4, 2011 1:19 pm
infinite monkey;730425 wrote:
So I had a stuffed Casper when I was a kid and when I was showing that particular christmas photo to my younger brother (who is eight years younger) I told him that Casper came to be with us at christmas and he really WAS a friendly ghost. My brother was amazed!


In the name of the father, the son and the friendly ghost?

:D
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 1:20 pm
Forever and ever, almond.
Jill • May 4, 2011 1:41 pm
OMG, I'm laughing my ass off here!
DanaC • May 4, 2011 1:55 pm
Where is caspar?


If he's reading this: hello, welcome and for God's sake don't feed the trolls.
Nirvana • May 4, 2011 1:57 pm
Caspar one of the 3 wise men? Casper a friendly ghost ;)
monster • May 4, 2011 1:58 pm
Casper has posted once to critique our staying-on-topic skills.

We faileded
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 1:59 pm
Well, he seemed friendly. Always kept his yard nice. Mostly kept to himself.

Who ever would have thought that mild-mannered apparition would one day just lose it and hack an entire family to bits? :headshake
Jill • May 4, 2011 2:26 pm
I'm trying to conjure him from the beyond, but my witchcraft must be rusty.

Dr. Bombay! Dr. Bombay! Emergency, Come Right Away!
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 2:28 pm
Hahahahha. Dr Bombay!
sexobon • May 5, 2011 3:46 am
monster;730465 wrote:
Casper has posted once to critique our staying-on-topic skills.

We faileded

Do you think they saved enough of bin Laden's DNA to clone him so that in 25-30 years we'll have a CIA operative who can infiltrate future al-Qaeda? He could have one heck of a cover story!
Aliantha • May 5, 2011 4:18 am
We don 't need an operative to infiltrate al qaeda. We just invite them to come and learn how to shoot machine guns then let them go, but our families stay pretty tight. ;)
monster • May 5, 2011 10:36 am
sexobon;730957 wrote:
Do you think they saved enough of bin Laden's DNA to clone him so that in 25-30 years we'll have a CIA operative who can infiltrate future al-Qaeda? He could have one heck of a cover story!


I think purple flowers are the prettiest.
Casper • May 6, 2011 7:30 am
Jill;730305 wrote:
I dragged him over here from a particularly brutal forum where a majority of participants are so stupid, they make Michele Bachmann look like a Rhodes Scholar. So forgive him if he was a little cranky in his first post here. He's not deaf and doesn't have a martyr complex, so he's already ahead of the game!

No, seriously, he's cool. I think you'll like him.

:welcome:


Thanks Jill and everyone else for the big welcome. I have been very busy and have not had the time to do much in the way of posting but will be joining in more in the near future. Looks like fun.
Casper
Aliantha • May 6, 2011 7:34 am
Make sure Jill comes back to Casper. :)
sexobon • May 6, 2011 9:37 am
Not to worry, I've heard that Jill comes tumbling after.
DanaC • May 6, 2011 12:02 pm
Hallo Caspar. Tell Jill to get her gorgeous arse back here.
Crimson Ghost • May 6, 2011 1:36 pm
Greeting, Casper. I think you'll find we're pretty much a friendly bunch.
DanaC • May 6, 2011 1:39 pm
Quite the spiritual fraternity ...
sexobon • May 6, 2011 11:10 pm
You haven't figured it out yet have you. Notice that you never see Jill and Casper at the same time, like Superman and Clark Kent: Casper is Jill's sockpuppet. No show Jill is all the proof required.

Didn't learn anything from your PP experience did you? Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks after all.


[COLOR="White"]Will Jill come to Dana's rescue? Stay tuned to this thread, same sockpuppet time, same sockpuppet station.[/COLOR]
morethanpretty • May 6, 2011 11:29 pm
I disagree, I think its more like Bruce Wayne and Batman.

Hi Casper!