I just had lunch with him the other day too...
did he sneeze on your taco?
No, I think he was just happy to see me.
did he sneeze on your taco?
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
My former landlord lost the property to her ex-sonofabitchhusband.
The ex-sonofabitchhusband/new landlord let the property deteriorate to the point where a rat jumped into my bed and ran up my leg towards my head in the middle of the night.
We moved into a hotel that night and bought a house 3 weeks later.
Don't underestimate the deleterious effects of sinus congestion.
My landlord beat me in a poetry contest, but my spellchecker was outa town and the judging was fixed.
intolerably irritated,
pamiam
my landlord just killed osama, you insensitive bastards
Your landlord is George W. Bush? :3_eyes:
No, her landlords are a squad of navy seals. ;)
Not if you ask Sarah Palin. So there!
My landlord sent a couple of his officers over to sit outside the apartments where I live yesterday...