New here!!!

I am new here. So, any rules of etiquette I should be aware of? Any advice for a new person? Seems like lot of fun; and I've read many interesting threads on here.

Thanks!

Hello Sunshine! :D

Tulip;729495 wrote:

Hello Sunshine! :D

Hi! I posted on your thread. Do not worry about eating too much - especially cake. It's life's guilty pleasure!! Happy to be hear, and look forward to knowing more people!!!

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?


2. Love or Financial Security?


3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?


5. What is your quest?


6. What color is the number six?


7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?


8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle,________


9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?

10. Are you having wine?

PP?

1Sunshine;729493 wrote:

So, any rules of etiquette I should be aware of?

Yeah, don't immediately wade in with new threads about your personal angst and all about you.

monster;729519 wrote:

Yeah, don't immediately wade in with new threads about your personal angst and all about you.

What? Your response is quite rude, if I must say so. I simply posted about my landlord's death. Is personal information not allowed??

Please leave me alone.

That will be my pleasure. :)

This all sounds so very familiar.

:rolleyes:

Stormieweather;729529 wrote:

This all sounds so very familiar.

:rolleyes:

Maybe another poster's landlord, or friend has recently passed away. Or perhaps, you have me confused with someone else. Not sure. Do you have any positive words to help me during this difficult time? Or do you simply wish to throw thorns at me?

Don't forget pensive pam made reference to her childhood nickname being "sunshine"

And had landlord stories. It's pp.

Already dealt with. "banned"

This is one of Jay's other names on CP he tried to join there again as Expensive Pam and they banned that right away.

Thanks, I was wondering about that. :eyebrow:

no, i was expensive pam

Dear Expensive Pam,

Unfortunately your registration at Cafepharma Message Boards did not meet our membership requirements. Therefore your registration was deleted.

Sorry,
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but yeah... this is pam. she omitted the ketchup and mustard stains from her landlord's wife beater though.

Never let a good quiz go to waste.

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
[COLOR="Blue"]Both[/COLOR]

2. Love or Financial Security?
[COLOR="blue"]Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart[/COLOR].

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
[COLOR="blue"]USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.[/COLOR]

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
[COLOR="blue"]Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.[/COLOR]

5. What is your quest?
[COLOR="blue"]I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.[/COLOR]

6. What color is the number six?
[COLOR="blue"]Visual purple[/COLOR]

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
[COLOR="blue"]Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.[/COLOR]

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle, [COLOR="blue"]Murder[/COLOR]

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
[COLOR="blue"]Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.[/COLOR]

10. Are you having wine?
[COLOR="blue"]In these trousers? Hardly[/COLOR]

classicman;729538 wrote:

Already dealt with. "banned"

aw, damn.

was this ban an extension of Pam's request to be banned? Will s/he try again, or have you dropped the IP ban hammer on him/her?

If she fixates upon us like we were some sort of Gotham Writers Contest, I'm afraid this will become a long-term problem.

jimhelm;729596 wrote:

no, i was expensive pam

So you were not angry and needy enough?

I never got a post in.

Then who was pensive monkey?

a cheap knockoff

was away for a day and look what happens.

"you are my SUNSHINE..."
Helleaux? McFLy? anyone home???

HungLikeJesus;729795 wrote:

Then who was pensive monkey?

Though passive aggressive attempts have been...attempted, this pensive monkey you speak of existed in the Cellar from July 14th, 2009 to July 29th, 2009, making 72 posts.

Obviously pensive monkey is not related to pam, or to this monkey. I can't speak for happy monkey. He could have been pensive at one time.

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15579

I like what you did thar, but don't forget the more obtuse among us cannot differentiate satire from true, when it looks as though they might actually get a burn in without looking like a complete moron, shutting their pinky in the door. Again! Sigh. Learning is difficult for some folks.

:comfort:

P.S. Jesus, please for your dad's sake quit riling up the children. tsk tsk tsk.

If you're going to try to re-haunt us, at least come up with some different stories and whinyness.

1Sunshine;729493 wrote:

Any advice for a new person?

Prepare to get treated like shit.:neutral:

you are the biggest vagina. the BIGGEST.

Undertoad;729721 wrote:

If she fixates upon us like we were some sort of Gotham Writers Contest, I'm afraid this will become a long-term problem.

Then it's time to invoke the 3 strikes rule for temporary bans in which if a temporarily banned person (strike 1) subsequently gets banned 2 more times under other usernames (strikes 2 & 3); then, the temporary ban automatically becomes permanent.

In this instance, the original temporary ban was for 6 months and violated once. The next violation would result in a permanent ban.

The alternative is to reward temporarily banned users who further harass the community by reinstating them anyway. That sets a precedence encouraging ALL banned users to harass their way back in whenever they feel like it.

Or similar, bon: ban them permanently, but they are free to come back under another identity+email address.

If they are recognized, they are banned again immediately; this cycle runs until they run out of addresses or patience; problem is solved.

But if they aren't recognized, and they don't repeat the behavior that got them banned... problem is also solved.

That seems fair.

Sundae;729620 wrote:

Never let a good quiz go to waste.

I agree!

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
[COLOR="Blue"]Both[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog.[/COLOR]

2. Love or Financial Security?
[COLOR="blue"]Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart[/COLOR].
[COLOR="Magenta"]I got lucky and found both.[/COLOR] :D

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
[COLOR="blue"]USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring![/COLOR]

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
[COLOR="blue"]Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller.[/COLOR]

5. What is your quest?
[COLOR="blue"]I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children.[/COLOR]

6. What color is the number six?
[COLOR="blue"]Visual purple[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I actually see it this way: [/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]Six[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"].[/COLOR]

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
[COLOR="blue"]Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question.[/COLOR]

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle,
[COLOR="blue"]Murder[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Lion[/COLOR]

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
[COLOR="blue"]Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them?[/COLOR]

10. Are you having wine?
[COLOR="blue"]In these trousers? Hardly[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Often, but not at this precise moment.[/COLOR]

I agree too! Never let a quiz go to waste!

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard? [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Always mustard. The plain old yellow kind[/COLOR]
2. Love or Financial Security?[COLOR="royalblue"]I have love. Financial security would be a nice addendum, but not completely necessary.[/COLOR]
3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation? [COLOR="royalblue"]A private really nice cabin in New England somewhere.[/COLOR]
4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself? [COLOR="royalblue"]Sarah Silverman[/COLOR]
5. What is your quest? [COLOR="royalblue"]It changes all the time.[/COLOR]
6. What color is the number six? [COLOR="royalblue"]black, because that's how the font is colored in your question.[/COLOR]
7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month? [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]None right now[/COLOR]
8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle, [COLOR="royalblue"]Lamp[/COLOR]
9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail? [COLOR="royalblue"]Jail[/COLOR]
10. Are you having wine? [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]No, Miller Lite[/COLOR]

I like the way you did this Jill, so its easily compared to previous answers, so I will copy:

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
[COLOR="Blue"]Both[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Chili and cheese[/COLOR]

2. Love or Financial Security?
[COLOR="blue"]Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart[/COLOR].
[COLOR="Magenta"]I got lucky and found both.[/COLOR] :D
[COLOR="red"]Financial security: [/COLOR]Maslow agrees with me.

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
[COLOR="blue"]USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring![/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down![/COLOR]

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
[COLOR="blue"]Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Myself. I am a celebrity. [/COLOR]

5. What is your quest?
[COLOR="blue"]I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Also going to be serious: to be someone I can be proud of. [/COLOR]

6. What color is the number six?
[COLOR="blue"]Visual purple[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I actually see it this way: [/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]Six[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"].[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]I'm not sure but it smells like chocolate chip cookies.[/COLOR]

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
[COLOR="blue"]Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]As many as the postal service will allow for. 1 at a time though.[/COLOR]

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle,
[COLOR="blue"]Murder[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Lion[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]and BEARS OH MY![/COLOR]

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
[COLOR="blue"]Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried. [/COLOR]

10. Are you having wine?
[COLOR="blue"]In these trousers? Hardly[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Often, but not at this precise moment.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Red"]Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot. :sniff:[/COLOR]

morethanpretty;729923 wrote:

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
[COLOR="red"]Chili and cheese[/COLOR]

Ooo, chili and cheese is great, too. But if one's only choices are ketchup and mustard, only a heathen would put ketchup on a hotdog. ;)

morethanpretty;729923 wrote:

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
[COLOR="red"]Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down![/COLOR]

If you have to travel alone, I cannot recommend Club Med highly enough. Been to several, always alone. Never stayed that way very long. :D

morethanpretty;729923 wrote:

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
[COLOR="red"]If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried. [/COLOR]

That is so true! You can fry anything and make it edible. Loves me some fried food. Yum!

morethanpretty;729923 wrote:

10. Are you having wine?
[COLOR="Red"]Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot. :sniff:[/COLOR]

I'll share! Come on over!

Jill;729918 wrote:

I agree!

Since you are originally from St. Louis, I think it's reasonable to add an addendum to the quiz:
What school did you go to?

I think we should let Pam back on the clear understanding that we will tease her mercilessly and take no responsibility for the effect on his/her mental state.

Bored,
Zengum

2nded. and that she use the pam login.

i miss her desperately

check out my vid in the meta whatsit. who needs pam when you have MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

WAIT! i'm not getting enough attention

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11950304/new-on-the-cellar

If they let PP back on I will make him pay attention to you! ;)

that video almost made me pee my pants!!! that is fantastic

monster;729992 wrote:

WAIT! i'm not getting enough attention

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11950304/new-on-the-cellar

How could you? Can you even get a word in edgewise, you old batch?

Great video! :lol:

monster;729992 wrote:

WAIT! i'm not getting enough attention

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11950304/new-on-the-cellar

Bwaaaaaahahahaha! I love the Cellar Dwellar depicted as Harry Potter, standing there saying, "Okaaaaaaaaay?"

::snort::

Brilliant, monster. I bow before you.

har thanks. I had to break that into two "words" to elongate the sound.

So I am copying mtp who copied jill, who copied someone else...I am starting to get lost in derivative land...or is it recursive? No, it isn't recursive. Anyway, here are my answers.

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
[COLOR="Blue"]Both[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Chili and cheese[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]can't stand mustard. Has to be ketchup (or catsup)[/COLOR]

2. Love or Financial Security?
[COLOR="blue"]Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart[/COLOR].
[COLOR="Magenta"]I got lucky and found both.[/COLOR] :D
[COLOR="red"]Financial security: [/COLOR]Maslow agrees with me.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I have love, which is great, but some financial security would be a nice addition.[/COLOR]

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
[COLOR="blue"]USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring![/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down![/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Definitely a trip to Australia, to visit some of our buddies down there.[/COLOR]

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
[COLOR="blue"]Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Myself. I am a celebrity. [/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Most likely that girl that plays Pam in The Office. [/COLOR]

5. What is your quest?
[COLOR="blue"]I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]Also going to be serious: to be someone I can be proud of. [/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]To figure out what the heck I am doing.[/COLOR]

6. What color is the number six?
[COLOR="blue"]Visual purple[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I actually see it this way: [/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]Six[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"].[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]I'm not sure but it smells like chocolate chip cookies.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][COLOR="Yellow"]Yellow[/COLOR][/COLOR]

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
[COLOR="blue"]Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]As many as the postal service will allow for. 1 at a time though.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]As many as I want[/COLOR]

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle,
[COLOR="blue"]Murder[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Lion[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]and BEARS OH MY![/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]ground[/COLOR]

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
[COLOR="blue"]Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="red"]If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried. [/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]moths, as long as I can saute them in some butter and garlic. Or maybe deep fry them like mtp[/COLOR]

10. Are you having wine?
[COLOR="blue"]In these trousers? Hardly[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Often, but not at this precise moment.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Red"]Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot. :sniff:[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I would be if I were smart.[/COLOR]