Oi, Sundae!

ZenGum • Apr 30, 2011 10:12 am
What happened to the Girl?


Is it because you now know you can never marry Prince Bill?

Are you slowly coming out as transgender?
GunMaster357 • Apr 30, 2011 10:23 am
ZenGum;729168 wrote:
Is it because you now know you can never marry Prince Bill?


Perhaps she will be able to Bill the Prince?
skysidhe • Apr 30, 2011 11:53 am
ZenGum;729168 wrote:
What happened to the Girl?





I am glad you asked. I was wondering, scratching my head, and wondering.
monster • Apr 30, 2011 12:13 pm
Answer is here
Sundae • Apr 30, 2011 2:26 pm
For those who are wary of links, I will precis.
I feel I am no longer a girl. And most people who don't call me SG call me Sundae anyway.

I'm still happy to be called Sundae Girl or SG.
I've just dropped the girl for myself.
Getgo • Apr 30, 2011 2:38 pm
Not a real dessert person. I like pizza.
Sundae • Apr 30, 2011 2:51 pm
Getgo;729212 wrote:
Not a real dessert person. I like pizza.

You read my mind Sir (or Madam)!
monster • Apr 30, 2011 3:09 pm
It's a real link, I promise!
Big Sarge • Apr 30, 2011 3:18 pm
Oh god. First I find out she farts when she cums. Now, she is no longer a girl? Dana is a mister in Canada. MTP is a hermaphrodite texas hick. I don't even have a clue what Nirvana is supposed to be.

My life is so fucking ruined. I guess I have to start anew. I guess Gravdigr will now by the object of my affections
Sundae • Apr 30, 2011 3:20 pm
monster;729219 wrote:
It's a real link, I promise!

No disrespect to you Monster - I just know from previous posts that some part-time Dwellars are really wary of links.

ETA - the original read "warty of links."
Snort.
footfootfoot • Apr 30, 2011 5:29 pm
PP was wary of links, among other claims.

How about Pizza Woman? That is a name that will bring all the mens to your yard.
Gravdigr • Apr 30, 2011 5:42 pm
Big Sarge;729224 wrote:
...I guess Gravdigr will now by the object of my affections


Don't tease me, bro!
footfootfoot • Apr 30, 2011 6:13 pm
Big Sarge;729224 wrote:
I guess Gravdigr will now by the object of my affections


As long as he doesn't object to your infections
Sheldonrs • Apr 30, 2011 6:27 pm
Gravdigr;729249 wrote:
Don't tease me, bro!


Like I always say, it's not really sex without something in your ass.
Big Sarge • May 1, 2011 3:52 am
Sundae is going to be 40 next year? Isn't that like totally ancient?
plthijinx • May 1, 2011 3:56 am
Big Sarge;729363 wrote:
Sundae is going to be 40 next year? Isn't that like totally ancient?


HEY!
DanaC • May 1, 2011 7:33 am
I'll second that hey!

(I am 40 in Feb)
Big Sarge • May 1, 2011 1:02 pm
Lord, ya'll will be talking about getting AARP cards before you know it. This place is turning into an old folks home.
DanaC • May 1, 2011 1:13 pm
What's that? Speak up young man!
Big Sarge • May 1, 2011 2:10 pm
Plus we've got a bunch of old maids on here. Can you believe some of them even have cats?
DanaC • May 1, 2011 2:27 pm
And dogs...
Sundae • May 1, 2011 2:33 pm
I'm so old my hoo-ha is covered in cobwebs.
I'm pleased to say my pussy is more lively though.
monster • May 1, 2011 5:44 pm
Big Sarge;729407 wrote:
Lord, ya'll will be talking about getting AARP cards before you know it. This place is turning into an old folks home.


I got mine in the mail a few month ago. Which was weird.
Sheldonrs • May 1, 2011 7:50 pm
monster;729487 wrote:
I got mine in the mail a few month ago. Which was weird.


Been getting them every few months for about a year now. Still haven't signed up.
monster • May 1, 2011 7:51 pm
I'm only 40 ffs
plthijinx • May 2, 2011 12:13 am
i'm 41, and grounded. but umm....hell forgot teh joke i was gonna make. old age?
Big Sarge • May 2, 2011 1:48 am
Correct me if I'm wrong, but at 40 you have one foot in the grave and the other on a bananna peel. Don't most folks have to start wearing Depends?
monster • May 2, 2011 11:00 am
I took to wearing them as a precautionary measure shortly after joining the cellar. I was very glad of them during the pensive spamming.
Beest • May 2, 2011 1:01 pm
So I was out at the weekend paintballing,we are sitting around friday night talking about playing Call of Duty, I was the the youngest there by 15 years !
you think gamers are punk kids, these guys were all grandfathers. :D
Big Sarge • May 2, 2011 2:13 pm
Grandfathers paintballing & playing Call of Duty? That confirms my suspicions that dementia begins when you blow out the b'day candles on your 40th birthday. It must be the toxic fumes from all of those candles.
Big Sarge • May 2, 2011 2:18 pm
plthijinx - are you grounded because you turned 40. Isn't that the time we you start developing severe hemorrohoids. I imagine that would keep you from being seated long periods of time. I bet it would really be a problem if they became tangled in the foot controls
infinite monkey • May 2, 2011 2:20 pm
Y'all must turn a different kind of 40 than I did. In fact, 6 years into my 40s, I still don't look 40, act 40, or experience any of the symptoms you describe.
HungLikeJesus • May 2, 2011 2:24 pm
They must be on the metric system.
Big Sarge • May 2, 2011 3:31 pm
More chatter from the old geezers, isn't about time for the early bird specials? ;)
Sundae • May 2, 2011 3:36 pm
Forty is not old, Sarge.
Although I admit it means more to a woman than a man.

How would you feel if you were facing the inability to have a child, just when you felt at your most alive?
How would you feel about hot flushes and night sweats and your partner leaving you for someone younger?
How would you feel about becoming completely invisible to the opposite sex?

Probably pretty low.
Maybe, think?
Big Sarge • May 2, 2011 4:01 pm
Sundae, you will never be completely invisible to the opposite sex. You're too smoking hot. Plus a lot of guys get into "granny sex". Dana, I'm sorry but you might be too far gone. You know I don't mean that in mean way. It's kind of like your study of history. You're becoming an ancient relic.

Down here in where I live, most women have grandkids or even great grandkids by early 40s. We have 2 sayings:

"Grannies need loving too!"
"Men become more distinguished as they age, while women become old hags"
Sundae • May 2, 2011 4:02 pm
Your ballbag is so old you jizz maggots.
Big Sarge • May 2, 2011 4:09 pm
LMAO. Never heard that before
Sundae • May 2, 2011 4:19 pm
I made it up.
See, I still have all my brain cells.

I think.
infinite monkey • May 2, 2011 4:26 pm
Big Sarge;729853 wrote:
Sundae, you will never be completely invisible to the opposite sex. You're too smoking hot. Plus a lot of guys get into "granny sex". Dana, I'm sorry but you might be too far gone. You know I don't mean that in mean way. It's kind of like your study of history. You're becoming an ancient relic.

Down here in where I live, most women have grandkids or even great grandkids by early 40s. We have 2 sayings:

"Grannies need loving too!"
"Men become more distinguished as they age, while women become old hags"


We have sayings about where you live, too:

13 is a little young to be fucking, even if it is your bestest cousin.

By 40, the women look so rode hard and put away wet from years of popping out squawling brats and getting beat on, they do become like riding old nags covered in leather saddles and saddlebags.
footfootfoot • May 2, 2011 6:37 pm
the first one was pretty funny, the second one didn't quite roll off the tongue and had a bitter scorn person ring to it.
infinite monkey • May 2, 2011 7:19 pm
Damn bitter scorn. DAMN.

too much? :blush: sorry
Big Sarge • May 2, 2011 8:13 pm
I think he might be refering to mine. I didn't realize age was so a touchy subject. I guess you should look at it as 40 being the start of your golden years.
ZenGum • May 2, 2011 8:14 pm
Women are like cowpats.

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

:bolt:
infinite monkey • May 2, 2011 8:20 pm
Big Sarge;729928 wrote:
I think he might be refering to mine. I didn't realize age was so a touchy subject. I guess you should look at it as 40 being the start of your golden years.


:lol: Yeah, I wouldn't go backwards for a second!

ZenGum;729929 wrote:
Women are like cowpats.

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

:bolt:


You would think, wouldn't you?
Nirvana • May 2, 2011 8:52 pm
ZenGum;729929 wrote:
Women are like cowpats.

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

:bolt:


Who are these people picking up "cowpats" and what are they doing with them? :eyebrow:
footfootfoot • May 2, 2011 9:23 pm
infinite monkey;729875 wrote:
We have sayings about where you live, too:

13 is a little young to be fucking, even if it is your bestest cousin.

By 40, the women look so rode hard and put away wet from years of popping out squawling brats and getting beat on, they do become like riding old nags covered in leather saddles and saddlebags.


footfootfoot;729904 wrote:
the first one was pretty funny, the second one didn't quite roll off the tongue and had a bitter scorn person ring to it.


Big Sarge;729928 wrote:
I think he might be refering to mine. I didn't realize age was so a touchy subject. I guess you should look at it as 40 being the start of your golden years.


If, by 'he,' you mean me then no I was referring to the poster formerly known as Shawnee123.

I think of you as more of a buttered scone person Sarge.
infinite monkey • May 2, 2011 9:33 pm
Well gee. I acknowledged it. Let's let it seep for awhile, shall we?
footfootfoot • May 2, 2011 10:17 pm
I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 12:28 am
i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am young.
plthijinx • May 3, 2011 1:48 am
Big Sarge;729788 wrote:
plthijinx - are you grounded because you turned 40. Isn't that the time we you start developing severe hemorrohoids. I imagine that would keep you from being seated long periods of time. I bet it would really be a problem if they became tangled in the foot controls


well, see?, it's like this. the hemorrhoids flared up so bad that when i got out of the plane and onto my walker, there was a blood trail. the FAA happened to be giving some unfortunate chap a ramp check and had the local authorities arresting him for chicken sex and they noticed all the blood and thought i might have been raping a cotton tail rabbit. i tried to tell them it was, in fact, a jack rabbit but they didn't buy it. they said i was talking out my ass when to that i said, no, i'm bleeding out my ass. they grounded me cuz i lost a quart of blood.
GunMaster357 • May 3, 2011 4:34 am
SG, you shouldn't worry about a change in partner(s)...

With the pic I saw in your profile you should rack a lot of guys.
infinite monkey • May 3, 2011 8:42 am
footfootfoot;729969 wrote:
I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread


:3_eyes:
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 8:57 am
Jerusalem!!
infinite monkey • May 3, 2011 8:59 am
Gesundheit.
Sheldonrs • May 3, 2011 9:52 am
Big Sarge;730012 wrote:
i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am hung.


Fixed it for ya.
Nirvana • May 3, 2011 9:54 am
footfootfoot;729969 wrote:
I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread


Brain Salad Surgery?
infinite monkey • May 3, 2011 9:55 am
Yippee ki yay!

[YOUTUBE]OpapdB-bCFI[/YOUTUBE]
Undertoad • May 3, 2011 10:38 am
Nirvana;730079 wrote:
Brain Salad Surgery?


That how we know the song, but it's a hymn of importance to the Britons.
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 11:03 am
How about creating a "Golden Girls" section on the Cellar for women age 40 & above.
Dana - Bea Arthur
Infinite Monkey - Estelle Getty
Monster - Rue McClanahan
Tulip - Betty White

Just like the series, they can hang out there and discuss issues of the elderly, etc. Nirvana, I don't know how old you are but your pics don't look anywhere as near as old of the above dwellars
infinite monkey • May 3, 2011 11:17 am
Sure, and you and filthy can be Grumpy Old Men. ;)
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 11:22 am
I'm not an old geezer like plthijinx. I could do "Glee"
infinite monkey • May 3, 2011 11:23 am
Hahahahaha. I'm up for a part on Hellcats! :cheerldr:
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 12:28 pm
That's great! Are they adding a grandmother role?
plthijinx • May 3, 2011 12:32 pm
Big Sarge;730104 wrote:
I'm not an old geezer like plthijinx. I could do "Glee"


watch it sonny! or i'll whack ya with my cane!
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 12:34 pm
LOL
plthijinx • May 3, 2011 12:39 pm
me. this morning.

[YOUTUBE]C5BMVmOWzfk[/YOUTUBE]
DanaC • May 3, 2011 12:46 pm
Hey! I ain't 40 yet biatches.
monster • May 3, 2011 12:50 pm
Big Sarge;730122 wrote:
That's great! Are they adding a grandmother role?


Honey, you mustn't take on so about having small nads. I'm sure they'll let you have a male role, just not a ballsy one.
Beest • May 3, 2011 1:10 pm
Big Sarge;729784 wrote:
Grandfathers paintballing .


Idiots of all ages, 10 is the minimum for insurance regions, a good smattering of teens, then plenty who are old enough to know better.
Some of them wimmins, some over 40! ( these are certainly the most dangerous)


Nirvana;729945 wrote:
Who are these people picking up "cowpats" and what are they doing with them? :eyebrow:


Flinging them, duh.

plthijinx;730022 wrote:
a quart of blood.


That's almost an arm full!
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 1:37 pm
[QUOTE=Beest;730142]Idiots of all ages, 10 is the minimum for insurance regions, a good smattering of teens, then plenty who are old enough to know better.
Some of them wimmins, some over 40! ( these are certainly the most dangerous)

I agree the over 40 crowd would be the most dangerous. They might run over you with their electric wheelchair. Ya'll old folks are too much!
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 1:38 pm
I'm sorry Dana. My bad. You just look extra mature for your age
plthijinx • May 3, 2011 1:45 pm
Big Sarge;730148 wrote:
..... I agree the over 40 crowd would be the most dangerous. They might run off you with their electric wheelchair. Ya'll old folks are too much!


outta my way sonny! i gotta motor it on down to kroger for more Geritol and metamucil to mix with my beer! dag nabbitin' youngster! :p:
DanaC • May 3, 2011 1:49 pm
Big Sarge;730149 wrote:
I'm sorry Dana. My bad. You just look extra mature for your age


Yeah...thanks...:p
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 2:04 pm
I meant that in the nicest way. You do remind me of Bea Arthur. I'm trying to compliment you
Sundae • May 3, 2011 2:08 pm
I don't like whay you people are doing to my thread.
You are so rude.

Stop it now or I will jump off the Oakland Road Bridge. And that's really serious because it's over the canal and I've been afraid of that since I was a child.

Catbites,
Shundae
monster • May 3, 2011 2:11 pm
oooh a shunning. I'll bring the sorghum.
DanaC • May 3, 2011 2:17 pm
*googles Bea Arthur*
limey • May 3, 2011 2:35 pm
I'm 50.
penis spam • May 3, 2011 5:56 pm
Mr Sunday. Are you making fun of me because I am disabled? I will tell Mr. Untdertoad. We will see who is banned. I am blind and you should not make fun of my posts. I see that you are very mean. I have a can of wasp spray
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 7:42 pm
Limey, I am so sorry to hear that. It must be so hard to realize your life is practically over.:sniff:
Jill • May 3, 2011 9:00 pm
infinite monkey;729792 wrote:


Y'all must turn a different kind of 40 than I did. In fact, 6 years into my 40s, I still don't look 40, act 40, or experience any of the symptoms you describe.
Over 40s who don't look, feel or act their age, unite!
Sundae;729832 wrote:


Forty is not old, Sarge.
Although I admit it means more to a woman than a man.

How would you feel if you were facing the inability to have a child, just when you felt at your most alive?
How would you feel about hot flushes and night sweats and your partner leaving you for someone younger?
How would you feel about becoming completely invisible to the opposite sex?

Probably pretty low.
Maybe, think?
Girlfriend (I can still call you girlfriend, right?), take it from someone who's been there/done that -- none of that is true.

I hereby move that you change your username to SundaeCougar!

Rowr!

Anybody want to second?


[SIZE="1"]
Talk to me when you're just a few weeks away from turning 50![/SIZE] :eek:
Aliantha • May 3, 2011 9:07 pm
Well blokes have to worry about going bald.
Not being able to get it up.
Growing a beer gut.
Not having the same strength they used to.

I don't think women have the corner on the market with regards to not wanting to be old. lol
footfootfoot • May 3, 2011 9:10 pm
[YOUTUBE]aiehDcVZ-vA[/YOUTUBE]
Jill • May 3, 2011 9:37 pm
::SNORT!::
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 9:44 pm
ali - you are still young. i don't believe our generation can comprehend the older generations (age 40+).

jill- remember every day is another day closer till the day you die. btw, do you have any cats?
Jill • May 3, 2011 9:51 pm
I do, Big Sarge. I have 2. That's what old ladies are supposed to have, right?
Aliantha • May 3, 2011 9:51 pm
Sarge, I'll be 40 next year. i'm no spring chicken anymore, but thanks for the compliment anyway. :)
Big Sarge • May 3, 2011 9:56 pm
Ali - after seeing your pic, I thought you were around 25. are you trying to use deceptive advertising?? ;)

Jill - I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm afraid it is too late for you too
plthijinx • May 3, 2011 10:08 pm
should be in dweller nsfw but this is where the age bashing started so here is PROOF! take this ya biatches! lmfaoooooo!

old. lemme hit ya with my cane then!
Aliantha • May 3, 2011 10:10 pm
Big Sarge;730278 wrote:
Ali - after seeing your pic, I thought you were around 25. are you trying to use deceptive advertising?? ;)

Jill - I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm afraid it is too late for you too


lol...no. Must have been a good camera angle or something. ;)
Tulip • May 4, 2011 4:06 am
plthijinx;730279 wrote:
should be in dweller nsfw but this is where the age bashing started so here is PROOF! take this ya biatches! lmfaoooooo!

old. lemme hit ya with my cane then!


What the heck! Where you got those stuffs, Plthijinx?? P is dating a 40 yr. old woman, no way he's using a cane and such.

Btw, that pix is hilarious. :lol:
Tulip • May 4, 2011 4:07 am
footfootfoot;730252 wrote:
[YOUTUBE]aiehDcVZ-vA[/YOUTUBE]


Thanks for the laugh! :lol:
Tulip • May 4, 2011 4:15 am
infinite monkey;730080 wrote:
Yippee ki yay!

[YOUTUBE]OpapdB-bCFI[/YOUTUBE]


Hahahahaha.....I actually know this song....hilarious! :D Btw, I like your signature. Who said it?
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 9:00 am
Tulip;730308 wrote:
What the heck! Where you got those stuffs, Plthijinx?? P is dating a 40 yr. old woman, no way he's using a cane and such.

Btw, that pix is hilarious. :lol:


Wait a minute. Aren't you 40? Don't you two live close to each other? And how would you know whether or not he's using a cane? OMG!! Have you been swapping spit with plthijinx?? Ewww...
Trilby • May 4, 2011 9:16 am
I was down in the dumps this morning and then I read this thread.

NOW I'm really down in the dumps.

I'm forty-seven, you fucktards. AND part of my left boob is missing.

And Big Sarge - if your idea of a compliment is to compare a woman to Bea Arthur...well, let's just say I can see where you might be going wrong.
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 9:22 am
i'm sorry bri. i thought i was paying a compliment by comparing her to a strong & talented woman. dana never said anything negative after googling bea

do you have a cat? i think many of the elderly find them to make great companions. i'm sure there must be a local animal rescue/shelter in your area
Trilby • May 4, 2011 9:23 am
Is the 'cat' comment meant to cheer me up?
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 9:25 am
yes. i meant no disrespect. seriously. my mother taught me to always be respectful of my elders
Trilby • May 4, 2011 9:51 am
I'm glad your mother taught you so well.

now get the fuck off my lawn.

ha ha.
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 9:55 am
geez. did you take your geritol this morning?
Sheldonrs • May 4, 2011 9:56 am
Big Sarge;730335 wrote:
yes. i meant no disrespect. seriously. my mother taught me to always be respectful of my elders


Well that must be easy for you now that there are so few "elder" than you. :D
Trilby • May 4, 2011 10:02 am
As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies,"

I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse.

I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too. Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you!
Nirvana • May 4, 2011 10:11 am
Don't pay any attention to Sarge! He is just grumpy because his depends are wet and he can't hear well with that trooper hat pulled down on his head. Get back in your wheel chair roll yourself down to the nurses station and ask for the Metamucil cocktail and you will be fine. :)
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 10:12 am
Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.
limey • May 4, 2011 10:16 am
limey;730176 wrote:
I'm 50.


Big Sarge;730227 wrote:
Limey, I am so sorry to hear that. It must be so hard to realize your life is practically over.:sniff:


Quite the reverse - I make sure I live every day as though it may be my last :D!
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 10:26 am
infinite monkey;730349 wrote:
Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.


Well, THAT shut them up for five seconds *brushes dust off hands*

Watch someone get all offended. :lol:
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 10:32 am
some folks are just so sensitive. i have a birthday this month and i'm trying to empathize with you. you just can't be nice to some folks.....
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 10:34 am
:lol2:

See?

Sheesh. Dishing it out, taking it. Heat and kitchens. Big dogs and porches.
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 10:46 am
why all the hate? i'm just trying to give some of the elderly spinsters a few compliments.
GunMaster357 • May 4, 2011 11:05 am
infinite monkey;730349 wrote:
Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.


That's why I prefered chicks older than me when I was younger. Doing the nasty is real fun, but I find it nice to be able to exchange a few words afterward.

Wham bam thank you madam never was my style.

infinite monkey;730349 wrote:
Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.


I'm 42, still going at it with much ado and don't need any assistance save for a nice and kinky girl. I'll probably never need to buy Pfizer stock.

A lot of my colleagues think I am around 35. Shoulder length black hair, begining to gray at the temples, 6 feet 2 inches, around 220 pounds (I could lose a few).

I would say peak efficiency.
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 11:07 am
Gunmaster, you are a gentleman and a scholar and the right kind of man.

(My boyfriend doesn't fit the description I rather tongue-in-cheek posted, either.) ;)
Nirvana • May 4, 2011 11:15 am
So that's what "Gun master" means :p:
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 11:17 am
i think we need to divide the cellar into 2 sections. justin bieber lovers on the right and lawrence welk on the left. now don't take this wrong. i feel like people of my generation have difficulties relating to people over 40. i know you spend your days pondering your mortality and checking your depends.

bri & im, please don't take offense to the generalization of your music era. i'm sure you can dance a pretty mean polka
Nirvana • May 4, 2011 12:07 pm
I just can't picture Sarge at a JB concert... well maybe with his daughter in tow!
Those are the only 2 choices? Well I think I'll pass and be in the third section...
plthijinx • May 4, 2011 12:17 pm
tulip, P has the walker, the cane, and the bedside cuz he's had two knee replacements and two hip replacements. i got the idea to take a pic of that in light of the thread! i may be 41 but i can still go on for hours on end!! i'm in better shape at 41 than i was at 21 and racing supercross!! don't need a gym having to throw around those go karts!
infinite monkey • May 4, 2011 12:25 pm
Nirvana;730391 wrote:
I just can't picture Sarge at a JB concert... well maybe with his daughter in tow!
Those are the only 2 choices? Well I think I'll pass and be in the third section...


The DeFrancos? :lol:

Yeah, I'm thinking those are the wrong 2 choices. From what I've been reading lately, advanced and remedial would be more appropriate groups, if we absolutely had to have two groups. Of course, it might be tough getting a seat in the remedial lunch room. :rolleyes:
Jill • May 4, 2011 2:04 pm
Brianna;730343 wrote:


As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies,"

I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse.

I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too.
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that, Bri. Hemorrhoids acting up? ;)
Brianna wrote:


Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you!
Is Chopper a cat? :p:
infinite monkey;730349 wrote:


Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.
YEAH! Preach it, sistah!
Big Sarge;730378 wrote:


i think we need to divide the cellar into 2 sections. justin bieber lovers on the right and lawrence welk on the left. now don't take this wrong. i feel like people of my generation have difficulties relating to people over 40. i know you spend your days pondering your mortality and checking your depends.

bri & im, please don't take offense to the generalization of your music era. i'm sure you can dance a pretty mean polka
Polka? Polka? Darlin', that was our parents' generation. We do the electric slide, the bump and the Hustle.

And we kick ass doin' 'em, too! Watch and learn, young whippersnapper. Watch and learn. . .

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Lady Gaga's got nothin' on us!
Trilby • May 4, 2011 4:11 pm
Good ol' Chopper.

He's a marmot.
Tulip • May 4, 2011 4:57 pm
infinite monkey;730349 wrote:
Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.


:thumb2:
Big Sarge • May 4, 2011 9:10 pm
I think I found a video of im, bri, and jill "getting funky" (isn't that what you jive turkeys say?) See I've been trying to research on your era and primitive language

[YOUTUBE]2zG80z8ksn8[/YOUTUBE]
DanaC • May 5, 2011 7:26 am
I can't cope with those bright colours. I much prefer black and white. What's that you say dear? No, speak louder I can't hear a word. You kids always mumble.
Big Sarge • May 5, 2011 1:30 pm
Found a vid of Dana back in her younger glory
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Jill • May 5, 2011 1:33 pm
Wow, for ladies that old, we sure look amazing! Girls, we should get together and sell our secret. We could become billionairesses!
DanaC • May 5, 2011 1:34 pm
Oh! *wipes a tear* the memories.
footfootfoot • May 5, 2011 1:45 pm
If you 'girls' are going to get together and start selling things, I'm interested in more than your secrets.
Big Sarge • May 5, 2011 5:52 pm
Have I cleared the record and everybody knows I was yanking your chain over this thread? I'll be 51 on May 30th.
Jill • May 5, 2011 6:19 pm
I never thought otherwise, Big Sarge! We be cool. :cool: