FUCKING 'BANG' ME...I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...

not with Merc's, honey.

Ya beat my by about two hours.

Said the actress to the bishop.

If'n I'm slipping it's only because of all the jizz.

*snort*

Please. Stop. You're killin' me!

Damn. And i thought this thread was going to be about gettin' laid!

*sigh*

Guess I'll go ride a go kart.

plthijinx;728936 wrote:

Damn. And i thought this thread was going to be about gettin' laid!

*sigh*

Guess I'll go ride a go kart.

You haven't ridden a go kart in 15 years! FIFTEEN YEARS.

infinite monkey;728937 wrote:

You haven't ridden a go kart in 15 years! FIFTEEN YEARS.

Lmao! Right! Yeahbut if only a couple hours = 15 years then i haven't been laid in a millenium or two!

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Bravo bravo bravo!

That was AWESOME! :notworthy

Now I can go start a great weekend. Wonder if I can find some go karts because that looks SO fun!

:)

Glad you liked it. Now I'm on a tricycle street sweeper cleaning the track. Who made it? A company called "lay mor" :smack:

Slow afternoon, Fred?

Tulip;728960 wrote:

Slow afternoon, Fred?

:lol2:

Yeah but I've been keeping half ass busy. Now a 3 hour party is about to start. I get out of here in an hour. And a half though..not closing today...

Hey, nice picture quality!

footfootfoot;729026 wrote:

Hey, nice picture quality!

yeah i think so too. ya know, not bad for an android bouncing around at around 30 mph!

here are a couple pics of the "lay mor" i was driving around the track that i mentioned earlier. this phone takes surprisingly good pictures. these are resized to 640x480 from 2048x1536