What men or women here would want me?

Disregarding current relationships/age/function/sexuality, please answer this poll truthfully. I know I'm being childish, but just humor me.

It's funny that you started this thread. I was thinking last night about how I seem to conflict with the women here moreso than the men, so was going to do a poll to see if my suspicions about which sex actually don't like me the most was correct.

After a bit of thought, I decided I actually don't care either way, so I didn't do it. ;)

Aliantha;728288 wrote:

It's funny that you started this thread. I was thinking last night about how I seem to conflict with the women here moreso than the men, so was going to do a poll to see if my suspicions about which sex actually don't like me the most was correct.

After a bit of thought, I decided I actually don't care either way, so I didn't do it. ;)

Oh, I know the answer. I still want the validation. :P

I'll bite.

Bullitt;728299 wrote:

I'll bite.

Just not too hard please...

Sorry, if there's no red marks the next day it doesn't count.

Oh, I'm cool with it as long as there is no broken skin and I don't wake up with a thirst for blood!

The best little troll trouncer in Texas. I bloody luv you. Were I still in San Antone, I'd give you another reason to remember the Alamo.

morethanpretty;728290 wrote:

Oh, I know the answer. I still want the validation. :P

The Cellar: Sorry. We don't validate.

And, btw, I am a man, and I want you.

Gravdigr;728313 wrote:

The Cellar: Sorry. We don't validate.

But I have to pay $2 for parking :(

Definitively Yes.

But I love the last option....

I refuse to vote in your heteronormative/cissexist poll based on the given options but

hot damn i'd be all over that in a heartbeat if we were geographically near enough for it to be feasible.

I voted Yes, I am a woman but if i were a man I'd want you.

How can you have any doubts?

morethanpretty;728321 wrote:

But I have to pay $2 for porking :(

That's just not right!


I'mma do you (and let you finish!) but ....

any chance of a threesome with PP? :D

Ibram;728332 wrote:

I refuse to vote in your heteronormative/cissexist poll based on the given options but

hot damn i'd be all over that in a heartbeat if we were geographically near enough for it to be feasible.

Ibram, You've restored my faith in the humor sense of non-heteronormative/cissexist 20 somethings.

Ibram;728332 wrote:

I refuse to vote in your heteronormative/cissexist poll based on the given options but

hot damn i'd be all over that in a heartbeat if we were geographically near enough for it to be feasible.

Damnit! I knew I was forgetting something. I thought that since PP believes I'm a hermaphrodite that it non-specific gendered people would be covered already.

I voted that I want you.
I'd want to be really good mates and then we could have the odd drunken snog or fumble!

Ali, for the record I don't have any conflict with you.
But you already know that.
Maybe I have a lot of toblerone, or testerone, or toastertone or whatever it is :)

Crapp, I should have also made one for "I'm a homosexual male but it you were a male, I'd want you"

Fail

Or "I don't define myself by gender, but now that I know you do I wouldn't touch you with Merc's"

:)

Thats what happens when you rush a job...

Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons:

1) I'm J's man
2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation*
3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done.


*If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules.

Undertoad;728470 wrote:

Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons:

1) I'm J's man
2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation*
3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done.


*If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules.

You didn't read the first post:
Disregarding current relationships/age/function/sexuality, please answer this poll truthfully

Plus the hardware in my mouth causes no issues...I have been in a sexual relationship for the past 10months without a single incident.

Mr Undertoad has a beard

If he were gay I seriously doubt UT would be in the closet.

Are you calling him fat?

No, he's phat!

Ah! Bliss!! Teh Cellar at play ....

limey;728489 wrote:

Ah! Bliss!! Teh Cellar at play ....

You make mockery of my thread?! It is not nice, I think you are 'bitter scorned' and that is why you destroy my thread. You contribute nothing to the board.

VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!
mtp

10 months without a single incident

That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

morethanpretty;728544 wrote:

You make mockery of my thread?! It is not nice, I think you are 'bitter scorned' and that is why you destroy my thread. You contribute nothing to the board.

VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!
mtp

PP maybe be gone ( for now, dun dun derr) but has left her imprint on the board, a new meme is born

Undertoad;728549 wrote:

That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

Now you're just being mean. :(

Yes, I am a man and I want you.... to stfu!





-I kid.


no, srsly, stfu... here... put this in your mouth.

It's a lolipop... don't be so dirty all the damn time. sheesh

It's a lolipop... don't be so dirty all the damn time. sheesh

Izat what the perv's are callin 'em these days? ;)

Truthfully, I've had lustful thoughts in the past. Sigh, I just wish you were 20 years older

Y'know, Moar, I'm gonna say to you what I have said to my eldest niece several times:

There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.

I wish I could fast forward you to that time briefly, and then plonk you back into today to get on with knowing how pretty and attractive you actually are.

Honestly, I could slap PP fucking senseless for pushing your buttons so successfully on this score. And, frankly, I could slap you senseless for listening, even for a moment.

*smiles*

And for the record I voted I am a woman, but if i were a man I'd want you .

I have to post (mid Royal Wedding, but it's the boring sermon) to agree with Dana.
Crikey me I wish I'd realised that when I was your age.
Not blowing my own trumpet, but I look back and am well impressed with my looks.

I tell myself I will feel the same about myself now at 60.
Except I doubt I'll live that long!

Undertoad;728549 wrote:

That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

UT, do you have an afro bush, or something?

Sorry, no dickie, no wantie. :-)

But if I were straight... ;-)

Big Sarge;728583 wrote:

...I just wish you were 20 years older

WTF is wrong with you?? You never wish for the chick to be older!! You wish to be younger!!:lol2:

[SIZE="1"]However, the former will happen before the latter.[/SIZE]:yelsick:

Gravdigr;728867 wrote:

WTF is wrong with you?? You never wish for the chick to be older!! You wish to be younger!!:lol2:

[SIZE="1"]However, the former will happen before the latter.[/SIZE]:yelsick:

Not when that would make them children.

DanaC;728716 wrote:

There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.
.

Sundae;728735 wrote:

I agree with Dana.

Me too. That pic of me bungee jumping 22 years ago (fuck, that's a long time). I remember feeling horribly fat and self-conscious when I stepped on the scale to be weighed -yes, they -young men- weigh you to make sure they use the right elastic. Look at that pic, shit I was so skinny and unwrinkled...... I wish I had known that then. I'm not saying it only goes downhill from here, what I have now that I didn't have then is a shitload of self-confidence. But you are probably feeling far worse about your weight gain that it really is, especially with your other health problems and your change in your cohabiting arrangements. You are gorgeous, and if you do have an extra 50 pounds and you're not a liar, you're hiding it damn well.

Same to Ibs, if he's even reading us these days.

(thanks sundae <#)

monster;728869 wrote:

Not when that would make them children.

You (I) would wish to be younger, not wish the chick to be younger. JFC.

Gravdigr;728970 wrote:

You (I) would wish to be younger, not wish the chick to be younger. JFC.

Oh, OK, my apologies, I misread it.

Gravdigr - my last big fling was with a girl 26 years younger than me. Never again!! Plus she couldn't hold a candle to MTP

You mean because MTP would say "Ouch, that's hot," and blow out the candle?

Now hot wax can be fun...

DanaC;728716 wrote:

There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.

So true...so true. In my case though, I looked better in my 30's then when I was in my 20's.

Same here, Tulip. I am hoping I will look even better in my 40s, but I kinda doubt it.

Oh yeah, and sorry to double post, but I would totally want you, mtp, if I were a guy. ;)

[size=1]psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!![/size]

Hmm...I probably should've been more clear...Troll didn't really make me doubt myself. I really just posted this poll to solidly crush troll. I think its clear that the troll felt the need to insult me to try to make itself feel better. On that count I figured I'd let y'all defend me. :) Because it means a lot more from y'all than it does from me. Thanks for all the good compliments, I can always use an ego boost. I am feeling a bit down about myself in a lot of aspects, mainly just me disappointing myself, BUT there is a brighter tomorrow...or next week. :p:

So wait, does this mean we're not going steady? Do I have to give your ring back?

everyone can use a good boost every now and then hun! you're one of us. in our big happy online dysfunctional family. BIG hugz hun!

footfootfoot;729080 wrote:

So wait, does this mean we're not going steady? Do I have to give your ring back?

No, its fake anyway.

plthijinx;729060 wrote:

[size=1]psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!![/size]

[SIZE="1"]Word.[/SIZE]

So, pretty much everyone wants to bang MTP, then. We should make a movie.

Or a taglne

:D

Big Sarge;728993 wrote:

Now hot wax can be fun...

Hot sugar is better.

casimendocina;729347 wrote:

Hot sugar is better.

Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.

Have to define "want me".
Girlfriend? Naw, we'd never get along.
Fuck buddy? Hell yeah.

morethanpretty;729088 wrote:

No, its fake anyway.

[SIZE="1"]must. not. make. orgasm. reference. joke.[/SIZE]

casimendocina;729635 wrote:

Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.

voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?

footfootfoot;729970 wrote:

[SIZE="1"]must. not. make. orgasm. reference. joke.[/SIZE]

So you got it...good.

footfootfoot;729973 wrote:

voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?

Another one for the "when I was young" batch of stories. ... Also, I had images of Sarge "experimenting" and sustaining nasty burns.

Note to self: hard crack stage too hot, will try soft ball next...

plthijinx;729060 wrote:

[size=1]psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!![/size]

Completely aware of that...I guess it was my failed attempt at double complimenting her...kind of like "I hope I look half as good as Tulip when I am in my 40s, but I don't even have that chance in my 30s."

kerosene;730201 wrote:

Completely aware of that...I guess it was my failed attempt at double complimenting her...kind of like "I hope I look half as good as Tulip when I am in my 40s, but I don't even have that chance in my 30s."

Thank you. :blush: I didn't realize you gave me a compliment.

You're welcome. I guess it just sort of came out wrong.