Hi I am new heard

I am new and I am not sure how this works. I am mute and I am in a debate club. I have a big speech tomorrow. I hope I win

OK silent no more.... scuse me, mods, but how is this newb ok and yet spensive spam was not?

we forgot to set comprehensive newb quality specifications at our last mods meeting

That's why they call it dope

Welcome to our community.

I have been here for 10 minutes and I still don't have any friends. Why are you so mean to me?

fuck your welcome, I know you were makinga joke about me when you said "dope" and "and".

fuck all of you fuckers. I nearly woke up the whole family with laughter.

penis spam! does it cum in a can?

sexobon;727830 wrote:

penis spam! does it cum in a can?

That sounds like something from Dr Seus. lol

Very HAHAHA!

I do not like the penis spam
I do not like it in my can
I do not like it in my box
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do not like it in my mouth
I do not like it in my hair
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like the penis spam.
I do not like it, spam I am.

monster;727802 wrote:

OK silent no more.... scuse me, mods, but how is this newb ok and yet spensive spam was not?

It's more penisy..

and less spensivey

I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

[COLOR="White"]until someone else really does it [/COLOR]

Do you have a good ecipe for penis loaf? Why I try to make it, gets hard but the fillinh leaks out

Nirvana;727892 wrote:

I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

[COLOR="White"]until someone else really does it [/COLOR]

have you tried a google image search? Not that I question your originality, but pretty much anything we can think of is out there...

This is how mine came out. I know he will beat me and push me down the stairs. The very worse is when he uts a muzzle on my assistance dog, Then no one can speak to me.

There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.

infinite monkey;727909 wrote:

There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.

?

infinite monkey;727909 wrote:

There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.

And not one named Ahmed.

Hey! stop changing the words under your name PS, it could confuse a stupid person :o

i am not chhanging the words. who has been doing this to me. why are you so mean to me. i will report all of this to the mr wolf-man. i think it is mtp because she is jealous of my love for brianna

Nirvana;727892 wrote:

I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

[COLOR="White"]until someone else really does it [/COLOR]

I will never forget the time my mother had a Halloween party and had me help her make door prizes for everyone, plus a prize each for the male and female with the best costume.

It was molded candy that was made from various kinds of chocolate, the white chocolate having food coloring added to make it pinkish. The door prizes were penis lollipops and the Grand Prizes were a pair of breasts for the male winner and a giant penis, complete with milk chocolate covered coconut pubic hair for the female winner.

It was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen.

BUMP

have you heard?

show us your penis spam!

BigV;728125 wrote:

bird is the word~!

bird is the wanging item

dirty bird!

morethanpretty;728170 wrote:

dirty bird!

monster;728168 wrote:

bird is the wanging item

truer words and all that....

Oh...wow...

infinite monkey;727849 wrote:

I do not like the penis spam
I do not like it in my can
I do not like it in my box
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do not like it in my mouth
I do not like it in my hair
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like the penis spam.
I do not like it, spam I am.

:lol2:

Thanks merc, I've been wondering if I'd lost my touch. ;)

No, that was great.